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Jesse Walker | 9.30.2004 11:50 PM

George W. Bush : "hard work" :: Al Gore : "lock box"

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JDM 22 years ago

George W. Bush : "articulate" :: Al Gore : "not a psychotic loon"
Bill 22 years ago

Why, Jesse? Why must you polute my brain with memories of Al Gore? Bush and Kerry give me enough pain as it is!
cdunlea 22 years ago

If "hard work" was on my drinking game scorecard tonite, hoo boy...
david 22 years ago

George Bush :: Hard Work
John Kerry :: Alliance
Shawn Levasseur 22 years ago

Wait... if memory serves it was ...

Al Gore:"Lock box", GW Bush: "Strategery"

oh... you mean we weren't talking about the SNL parody debates?... My bad.
Pedro 22 years ago

Does anybody here actually know anybody whos decision about who to vote for is affected by these debates?
Jon H 22 years ago

George W. Bush: "Hard work? I've heard of it."
Rick Barton 22 years ago

On Iraq, Bush let the neocons play us for idiots and Kerry proposes to fix it by playing other nations for idiots.
Cletus Nelson 22 years ago

George W. Bush: "You can't win the War on Terror by changing your position in the War on Terror."
ash 22 years ago

George W. Bush : 'Saddam bin Laden' :: Al Gore : 'invented internet'

ash
['Tra-la-la-la-la...']
mr. sun 22 years ago

I am reminded by the old Texas spritual, "He's been workin' in the White House."
Ken Shultz 22 years ago

"Star Wars" : Ronald Reagan :: "allies" and "summit" : John Kerry
JDM 22 years ago

John Kerry : "I believe America?s best days are ahead of us because I believe that the future belongs to freedom, not to fear." :: Kodos : "Forward, not backward! Upward, not forward! And always twirling, twirling, TWIRLING toward freedom!"
Joe L. 22 years ago

?
norbizness 22 years ago

Hard work : Bush :: Silver bullet : Werewolf in Stephen King's masterpiece starring the delicious talents of Corey Haim, Silver Bullet
joe 22 years ago

So you're all hot to trot on the "how blogs are eroding old styles of media and politics?" Check this out:

http://jackpinesavage.blogspot.com/2004/10/post-debate.html
s.a.m. 22 years ago

Bush: Strong Offense
Kerry: Strong Defense

Bush: Vladmer
Kerry: Mr Putin

Kerry: US and UK
Bush: You forgot Poland

Dean: Yeeeeaaaaaoowwwwww!
G dub 22 years ago

Presidenting is hard work!

(stolen from Oliver Willis)
Rain Man 22 years ago

I drive my car in the driveway. It's hard work, very hard, hard, hard, hard work.
Pete Guither 22 years ago

I've seen people drive cars on TV. I know it's hard work.

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