Analogies
George W. Bush : "hard work" :: Al Gore : "lock box"
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George W. Bush : "articulate" :: Al Gore : "not a psychotic loon"
Why, Jesse? Why must you polute my brain with memories of Al Gore? Bush and Kerry give me enough pain as it is!
If "hard work" was on my drinking game scorecard tonite, hoo boy...
George Bush :: Hard Work
John Kerry :: Alliance
Wait... if memory serves it was ...
Al Gore:"Lock box", GW Bush: "Strategery"
oh... you mean we weren't talking about the SNL parody debates?... My bad.
Does anybody here actually know anybody whos decision about who to vote for is affected by these debates?
George W. Bush: "Hard work? I've heard of it."
On Iraq, Bush let the neocons play us for idiots and Kerry proposes to fix it by playing other nations for idiots.
George W. Bush: "You can't win the War on Terror by changing your position in the War on Terror."
George W. Bush : 'Saddam bin Laden' :: Al Gore : 'invented internet'
ash
['Tra-la-la-la-la...']
I am reminded by the old Texas spritual, "He's been workin' in the White House."
"Star Wars" : Ronald Reagan :: "allies" and "summit" : John Kerry
John Kerry : "I believe America?s best days are ahead of us because I believe that the future belongs to freedom, not to fear." :: Kodos : "Forward, not backward! Upward, not forward! And always twirling, twirling, TWIRLING toward freedom!"
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Hard work : Bush :: Silver bullet : Werewolf in Stephen King's masterpiece starring the delicious talents of Corey Haim, Silver Bullet
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http://jackpinesavage.blogspot.com/2004/10/post-debate.html
Bush: Strong Offense
Kerry: Strong Defense
Bush: Vladmer
Kerry: Mr Putin
Kerry: US and UK
Bush: You forgot Poland
Dean: Yeeeeaaaaaoowwwwww!
Presidenting is hard work!
(stolen from Oliver Willis)
I drive my car in the driveway. It's hard work, very hard, hard, hard, hard work.
I've seen people drive cars on TV. I know it's hard work.