Like the L.P., Only More Obscure

I'm guessing there's no chance of an open bar at the Capitalism Party.

I don't know whether this is much more than a one-man operation, but it looks like the main differences with the L.P. concern foreign policy (the C.P. wants to "end terrorism-sponsoring states") and minimal vs. no government as the ultimate goal (although the L.P. seems to be fudging that issue these days). The former debate is worth having, and it would be nice to see the day when the latter is too. But I'm not holding my breath.