Volcanic Action of My Soul
Jim Henley offers this "consoling thought of the week":
Ray Charles on our money. ALL our money.
I like the idea. More generally, I like the idea of adorning our money the way we adorn our stamps: not (just) with dead politicians, but with dead artists, scientists, and other cultural worthies. There's a debate now between the people who want to keep FDR's face on the dime and the people who want to grant it to Reagan, but why not drop both in favor of someone virtually everyone loves? Why not a picture of Charles?
My favorite Ray Charles album, by the way, is a boxed set called The Complete Country and Western Recordings. It has all the tracks from both of the Modern Sounds in Country and Western Music albums, in which he revamped various country hits as rhythm & blues numbers; and it's got three more discs filled with both straight country and country-gone-R&B. The high point is a staggering soul version of "Ring of Fire." If you need some music to mourn him by, you'd have a hard time doing better than this.
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If we put Ray on a coin or a bill, should we print the text in Braille?
Kevin
Is Ray Charles God?
I think we all know the answer.
I love Ray, but I think we're already fucking with the paper money too much. The 90's upgrades were overdue, but another round so soon is a bad idea, and color is a very bad idea.
Besides, immortalizing Ray Charles' image is not fitting IMHO. We should immortalize his voice. Anyone in favor of changing the national anthem to America the Beautiful?
I'd love to see Ray on our money (we actually played two of his songs in our wedding) but that would also mean plenty of non-talented hacks would make it on to the currency.
Warren: Better yet, let's change the anthem to "What'd I Say."
Yes! Great idea! I can see it now! Britney Spears on the dollar bill! Michael Jackson on the hundred! Charlton Heston on the ten, and Susan Sarandon on the five! Brilliant, Jesse, brilliant! We don't have enough acrimonious debates in this country! You've quadrupled the number of talk-show fights overnight! And Sacagawea on the two! Genius, I tell you! Pure genius! Of course, it would have to be Stephen King on the twenty. Or would it be Michael Moore? He writes books, right?
This is what we do in my native land of Australia: put highly thought citizens or those who have contributed greatly to the arts, sciences, humanitarian causes etc etc. The flip side, of course, is that we still have the Queen too đŸ™‚
"This is what we do in my native land of Australia: put highly thought citizens or those who have contributed greatly to the arts, sciences, humanitarian causes etc etc."
You mean like Yahoo Serious?
Putting non-politicians on money is for Euroweenies. F that. In America, we take for granted the fact that all of our cultural, scientific, and other heroes will be remembered, and we don't need to put them on money to artificially inflate their importance. Jonas Salk? Meh, just another typical American, inventing a cure for polio. That's why I oppose the Reagan money -- this is America, and not even defeating Soviet communism is enough to put you on my $20. We need at least half a century of perspective to make a decision like that.
kent, that's exactly it. đŸ™‚
though i have to say i like franklin's idea the best out of everything. especially "mind your business"
Go to the Sacagawea plan. Indian maidens on all currency, with prettier ones on higher denominations. It's the nookie standard, to prevent inflation. There's something of constant value across the ages, tied to the world's oldest profession. The Treasury could issue nookie-protected securities too.
Huxley had the right idea even if he didn't mean it - Henry Ford on the money. I can think of American who did more to make the world cleaner, safer, healthier and much nicer place to live. Centrifugal Bumblepuppy, anyone?
How about Austria? Eugen Von Bohm-Bowerk on the money! Of course, he would probably have preferred that they followed his advice than put his picture on the money.
Yeah, that would be as inappropriate as putting Andrew Jackson on a Federal Reserve note.
Brian,
Walt Whitman, James Fenimore Cooper, Frederick Douglass, Thoreau & Emerson, P.T. Barnum, Stephen Foster, etc.
Good nominees, Brian. But please -- Keaton instead of Chaplin! We must have standards...
Trust me, if that was tried some group would object because of Charles 20-year addiction to heroin.
We could put Barney Frank on the three-dollar bill...
Better still, bring back the rattlesnake.
http://sln.fi.edu/qa99/musing3/
Maybe it will bite a neocon.
I think Ray Charles ought to be on all our coinage in deep bas-relief so blind folks can enjoy it too.
Seriously, I, too will remember Ray for, among many other things, making country music listenable. His "I Can't Stop Loving You," in my opinion, is the greatest "lost love" song ever recorded.
I had the great good fortune to help cater and make backstage arrangements for a concert he did here in Iowa about a year and a half ago, and it will remain one of my fondest memories. He was pretty frail then, and the folks that guided him to the piano at the beginning of the show, I noticed, were very nearly carrying him.
"Putting non-politicians on money is for Euroweenies."
You're not up to date. All of the Euro notes (except maybe the 1) have pictures of bridges. Truly the dullest currency in the world.
The good aspect of this is that American presidents don't appear on money until after they're dead. I look forward to seeing Bush's face on a bill.
I wish Kevin a long life with his hate, though it must be a sad existance.
Jesse--
Fair enough. Plus, someone just pointed out to me that Chaplin looks too much like Hitler. đŸ™‚
Keaton instead of Chaplin! We must have standards...
But, I don't understand...where do we get our underage lovin' representative? Michael Jackson? Jerry Lee Lewis?
(Black Michael Jackson, of course, he died in 1984)
putting celebrities on money is a great idea, especially shitty ones. maybe it would remind people that worshipping money is lame-o.
dhex,
Substitutes for heroes should be on substitutes for money, huh?
Of course, every consumer should have a wide variety of images on the coinage and scrip he chooses to use, from the many private financial institutions that should be issuing it instead of the government. Perhaps one of the fine companies named after Dr. Franklin would remember his efforts in this regard:
"When the time came to design coins for the new republic, Franklin was totally opposed to using the likeness or image of any person. Instead, he offered a sundial and the Latin word "Fugio" for "I fly" to mean that time flies. The other phrase on these first coins was not E Pluribus Unum or In God We Trust but somewhat more direct and colloquial advice: Mind Your Business.
With characteristic insight Franklin suggested that the coins of the United States should change often to make them more interesting and collectible."
? Copyright 1998 by Michael E. Marotta
http://www.coin-newbies.com/articles/franklin.html
I expect that Elvis on money would be very popular, but I'm not sure about the technical problem of making bills out of black velvet.
Kevin
Pre-Euro conversion, I was always impressed that Ireland had James Joyce on their money. It seemed appropriate to me. Regardless of what you think about Joyce's writing, he's pretty important to the Irish.
I don't know about Ray Charles, but I could think of a few American cultural icons that would be good...maybe Duke Ellington, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Mickey Mantle, Charlie Chaplain, Mark Twain, just to name a few off the top of my head.
I mean, they're at least as important to America's national identity as Andrew Jackson or Alexander Hamilton...
"Seriously, I, too will remember Ray for, among many other things, making country music listenable. His "I Can't Stop Loving You," in my opinion, is the greatest "lost love" song ever recorded."
Listenable for you, plenty of us don't have that problem. Also, a little plug here for the composer of "I Can't Stop Loving You," Don Gibson.
Why musicians and not, say, important medical researchers?
How about nobody? Because putting real human beings on money inevitably turns into a political fight over who's going to be honored: FDR and JFK were hardly cold before they were on coinage, and now any attempt to take them off turns into a fight over their politics, especially as JFK's brother is still in the Senate. Admittedly, nonspecific people can have similar problems - we just had to have (someone who maybe looks like) Sacagawea, since our currency was rather short on "persons of color" and children (too bad they didn't make her a "differently abled" lesbian just to cover all possible bases). Let's just go back to animals and crests and whatnot...so much more attractive than dead politicians.