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Lest we forget that George W. Bush, like John Kerry, is also running a pretty bizarre presidential campaign, check out what the Bushies are calling the "Winning the War on Terror Tour," a name Don (Monsters of Rock? Monsters of Iraq?) Dokken couldn't have cooked up.

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  1. West Virginia will join the many states that have hosted the Bush-Cheney ’04 Winning the War on Terror Tour in the last two weeks. The tour highlights John Kerry’s inconsistent support for our troops and his troubling record on national security.

    How about some highlights to what GW has accomplished on the war on terror? Oh yeah, there is none.

    Will someone please put a bullet in the 2004 campaign season, already!?!

  2. Trainwreck, the alert level will be raised to 11!

    Kevin

    5 blocks from:

    http://www.shankhall.com/

  3. A Winning the War on Terror tour: “The tour highlights John Kerry’s inconsistent support for our troops and his troubling record on national security.”

    It’s a good thing this circus is free. I’d hate to pay for a program on “terror” and find out the-uh-scariest person they could find to talk about is Kerry.

  4. Dude, look at a closeup John Kerry and tell me he’s not scary.

  5. It was really embarrassing when Rumsfeld’s pod wouldn’t open.

  6. I wonder, do these guys raise the terror alert level from yellow to read everywhere they go? I wish they’d stay in their bunkers.

  7. I wonder, do these guys raise the terror alert level from yellow to red everywhere they go? I wish they would just stay in their bunkers.

  8. A Dokken reference in the context of the Presidential election!

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