One More Reason to Hate Ashcroft—and To Love Reason

Just as news comes out that frequent sexual activity--whether alone or in pairs--may protect men from prostate cancer, the Department of Justice cranks up its war on porn. Because, you know, there isn't anything more important going on.

Reason subscribers already knew about "Washington's new crackdown on Porn." In fact, that's the very subject of our May cover story, which has been on newsstands (and in subbers' sweaty little palms) for over a week now.

Go here to check out our tastefully smutty cover (which has already cost us some readers who were outraged by its fleshly display), the full table of contents, my editor's note, and a great review of recent books on that genocidal prototype of the imperial president, Andrew Jackson.

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