Now There Is No Way to Escape

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[Bryan]

I tried to sign up, but it said I was not allowed to subscribe. I swear, I HAD to buy Das Kapital for school!

[nobody]

Won't this be a little, um, redundant?

[dink]

Yes.
Yes, it will be.

[nobody]

Won't this be a little, um, redundant?

[dink]

I think so, yes.

[dhex]

You're wrong, fucktard!

[joe]

No, he's right, ass-hat!

[Jennifer]

I showed this thread to my third-grade class and they thought it was a hoot!
Then I got trashed.

[Jennifer]

I showed this thread to my third-grade class and they thought it was a hoot!
Then I got trashed.

[Jennifer]

I showed this thread to my third-grade class and they thought it was a hoot!
Then I got trashed.

[Jennifer]

I SWEAR I only hit the POST button once!
Maybe twice.
Hell, I don't know...

[thoreau]

Speaking of 24, what about the time when the Cabinet removed the President under the 25th amendment because they disagreed with his response to a terrorist attack that his ex-wife was involved with?

[Jennifer]

What the (hic!) fuck, thuuroow!
Are you (hic!) fucking with me?!
Hey, you sound kinda cute.
You still married?

[Warren]

Won't this be a little, um, redundant?

[dhex]

Yes.
Yes, it will be.

[joe]

There should be a law to stop this sort of egregious misuse of the people's web-space, dammit!

[Jennifer]

One more thing:
I......um......

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[Ellie Hastings]

I'd argue with you, but I'm too busy puking. Stupid rich kids and their joints in the park.