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Throw Away Your Vote! No Really: Throw Away Your Vote!

Tim Cavanaugh | 3.31.2004 2:11 AM

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  1. joe   21 years ago

    Unfair. Inaccurate. Simplistic. Shallow. Mean.

    In short, Hilarious.

  2. fyodor   21 years ago

    Cute, but isn't it just a month or two out of date?

  3. Todd Fletcher   21 years ago

    Fair. Accurate. Realistic. Profound. Mean.

    In short, Hilarious.

  4. Grant Gould   21 years ago

    I took one look at those drawings and, although my brain knew better, my heart leapt from my chest to scream, "Suck lives!". Ow. I hope my health insurance covers internet-nostalgia-induced excardia.
    --G

  5. Mo   21 years ago

    fyodor,
    Reason puts the stuff from the print magazine online a month after it's published. Giving people an incentive to subscribe, while also giving away their material for free.

  6. The Lonewacko Blog   21 years ago

    Where's the candidate's Clenus come from?

  7. Isaac Bartram   21 years ago

    Even though he didn't run they could use Bill Nelson (D-FL) for the asshole since he's the biggest one in the Senate.

  8. fyodor   21 years ago

    Egad, I've been outted as a non-subscriber!!!!

  9. MALAK   21 years ago

    the truly sad thing is that this article is probably far more accurate than a single reading might lead you to believe. to paraphrase that prescient philosopher of the late 20th century, homer j. simpson, "it's only funny because it's true.

  10. MALAK   21 years ago

    it's only funny because it's true.

  11. critic   21 years ago

    Bait and switch.

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