Throw Away Your Vote! No Really: Throw Away Your Vote!
New at Reason: Not satisfied with your final two presidential choices? We tried to design our own, and the results give new meaning to the words "good" and "bad."
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Unfair. Inaccurate. Simplistic. Shallow. Mean.
In short, Hilarious.
Cute, but isn't it just a month or two out of date?
Fair. Accurate. Realistic. Profound. Mean.
In short, Hilarious.
I took one look at those drawings and, although my brain knew better, my heart leapt from my chest to scream, "Suck lives!". Ow. I hope my health insurance covers internet-nostalgia-induced excardia.
--G
fyodor,
Reason puts the stuff from the print magazine online a month after it's published. Giving people an incentive to subscribe, while also giving away their material for free.
Where's the candidate's Clenus come from?
Even though he didn't run they could use Bill Nelson (D-FL) for the asshole since he's the biggest one in the Senate.
Egad, I've been outted as a non-subscriber!!!!
the truly sad thing is that this article is probably far more accurate than a single reading might lead you to believe. to paraphrase that prescient philosopher of the late 20th century, homer j. simpson, "it's only funny because it's true.
it's only funny because it's true.
Bait and switch.