Stewart Factotum Drawn and Quartered By Legal Smoothie: Memories turn to jelly—"Get Martha on the phone!"

New at Reason: Would Martha Stewart and Peter Bacanovic be better off with public defenders? Elizabeth Koch's latest dispatch from the trial may make you think so. (Warning: This article contains graphic scenes of defense attorneys being hopelessly outlawyered, and may be disturbing to younger children.)

Comments

[Martha]

This thread has been an underachiever all week.
Time to pull the plug?

[Martha]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Nobody.

[Citizen]

I'm reading it. I'm also reading Henry
Blogdet's write-ups over at Slate.
Funny how two people can have such
different interpretations over the same
event.

[Douglas Fletcher]

Reason people, please get rid of that Martha Stewart head on your homepage so I don't have to be reminded of her existence every time I check in. Please!

[alkali]

So far as I can tell, none of this has to do with Martha Stewart's lawyer, Bob Morvillo -- it's all got to do with Bacanovic's lawyer.

[Van Helsing]

Yes, let's bury Martha's head at a crossroad and finally drive a stake through this thread's heart. Nobody cares.

[nobody]

You're right.
Nobody cares.
Er, doesn't care.