My Arms Ain't Open

Another reason to be afraid of Wesley Clark: according to the Associated Press, his favorite album is Journey's Greatest Hits. Gene Healy comments: "I've got this image of Wes Clark with that thousand-yard stare, hunched down in his bus seat, muttering to himself 'wheel in the sky keeps on turning/wheel in the sky keeps on turning' on and on and on through the frozen wasteland of New Hampshire."

Expressing better taste in music: Howard Dean, who still professes to like Wyclef Jean, and Dennis Kucinich, who digs his pal Willie Nelson. Al Sharpton gets a point for picking a gospel singer -- but Yolanda Adams? She's gospel the way Shania Twain is country.