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Louis F. Is Not My Lover

Jesse Walker | 12.30.2003 1:27 AM

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Early reports that Michael Jackson now shares his bed with the Nation of Islam are starting to look more … murky. For now let's call this one an open question.

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  1. dhex   23 years ago

    no, beatles = radiohead

    or maybe tiny tim, RIP 🙂

  2. not Weishaupt   23 years ago

    Damn. I guess the rhinestone bowtie is out, huh?

  3. Lonewacko: I Blogged Across Am   23 years ago

    [Insert MJ-on-Crenshaw-selling-Bean Pies sight gag here.]

  4. joe   23 years ago

    I had the Michael Jackson/NOI thing pegged when he called Tommy Mottolla "very, very, very, devilish."

  5. hehe   23 years ago

    Equencoo Ocha!

  6. anon   23 years ago

    Hey, maybe this could be a good thing. Cat Stevens might come back covering some songs from the Beatles catalog. On the other hand, be prepared to hear Hey Jude and The Long and Winding Road used to sell toilet paper now.

  7. StMack   23 years ago

    Anon,

    That would be fine with me. If there is anyone or group less musically relavent than Michael Jackson, its the Beatles.

  8. Kevin Carson   23 years ago

    Isn't Michael Jackson a White Devil?

    My God, even the evil Dr. Yacoub couldn't turn a black man white in a single lifetime!

  9. Mr. Nice Guy   23 years ago

    "That would be fine with me. If there is anyone or group less musically relavent than Michael Jackson, its the Beatles."

    Of course, you are entitled to your opinion. But if you dis the Beatles, I will declare a Cat Stevens jihad on your ass.

    Beatles = 1 super genius, 1 genius, 2 extremely gifted musicians

    A group today (take your pick) = WTF?

  10. Jesse Walker   23 years ago

    I assume the "super genius" is Ringo.

  11. StMack   23 years ago

    Beatles = Back Street Boys

  12. Douglas Fletcher   23 years ago

    The Nation of Islam is too normal for Michael. He needs a really weird religion, a space-alien cult, something along that lines.

  13. Pedraza Aurora   22 years ago

    EMAIL: nospam@nospampreteen-sex.info
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    URL: http://preteen-sex.info
    DATE: 05/20/2004 08:20:15
    There are as many translators as there are humans.

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