THE SECRETS OF SENSIBLE SEX!
New at Reason: In the 1940s Kroger Babb, "America's Fearless Young Showman," dispatched teams of fake doctors and nurses around the country to promote Mom and Dad, the Citizen Kane of sex hygiene films. For their box office buck, audiences got not only timely lectures about venereal diseases and teen pregnancy but onscreen shots of syphilitic sex organs and live childbirths. Joe Bob Briggs tells the whole sordid, inspiring tale.
And in the plus ?a change department: Shortly after finishing Briggs' article, I had the misfortune to catch the Robert Altman joint Dr. T's 3-D House of Stewardesses, with Richard Gere as a lovable OB/GYN. That movie runs so completely out of steam that in the last scene the maverick director is forced to throw in a real onscreen, open-box childbirth shot, just so we can't say we didn't get our money's worth. Clearly, there's still some continuity in Hollywood marketing.
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I really enjoyed Dr T and Them, although perhaps only because I worked on it. I thought it was enjoyable fluff, with some very good girl-watching and a few Dallas in-jokes. Then it ended. That tornado and the ensuing scene were so incoherent and pointless that they completely ruined the (already silly) rest of the movie, and it was extra bad becuase it was at the end so you couldn't walk out! Almost as if Altman did it on purpose, as a perverse joke.
One of Ed Wood's pics ended with an A-bomb explosion. No particular reason, no real connection with anything in the movie, he just seemed to want it in there...
I hereby swear that if I ever make a movie, it will end with a monkey.
I really loathed "Dr. T," but I liked how it ended. I think that's the only time I laughed in the whole movie: "It's a boy!" The three women I watched it with liked it more but didn't get the ending at all.
My vote goes to "High School Confidential". The first three minutes with Jerry Lee Lewis rocks! And Mamie Van Doren! Reooow Reooow
No VD or child birth, just sex, drugs, and rock n roll... mostly drugs
Keven Carson, you are thinking about "Amazon Women on the Moon" it had Carrie Fisher in that bit at the end you describe, you big palooka.
I once shook hands with a man who had his finger on the public's pulse. It wasn't a pleasant experience.
This Kroger Babb sounds like a perfect hero for a Coen Bros. movie (however you spell their name).
Wait a sec - wasn't that a SCTV bit? Dr. Tongue's 3-D House of Stewardesses? I believe it was a sequel to Dr. Tongue's 3-D House of Pancakes. You know, on Monster Chiller Horror Theatre with Count Floyd?
Is "Mom and Dad" available on DVD?
Did anybody actually understand the ending of "Doctor T and the Women"? I was following everything fine up until he the tornado comes along. Then I got really confused.
I really enjoyed this article in the print edition. I brought the issue along on a group weekend trip, and a few people (who wouldn't normally read a mag like Reason) commented that they found it interesting too.
I appreciate the increasing cultural discussion finding its way into the pages of the magaine. Keep it up!
"TV Funhouse" was a master of the genre: "....Heavenly Father's plan for you is to have a satisfying bowel movement only in the bounds of a committed relationship...."
And wasn't there a companion film to "Reefer Madness" about VD? I vaguely remember seeing it, but I was pretty drunk, and can't remember the title.
I thought it was Dr. Tongue's Evil House Of Wax on SCTV.
My favorite SCTV bit in that vein was Dr. Tip O'Neill's 3-D House of Representatives.
Kevin Carson,
"VD Madness?" 🙂
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