Blog Humor

Could an entire subgenre be in the making, like blonde jokes or something?

Q: How many bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two -- one to change it while the other apologizes for the recent lack of illumination and explains that they've been really busy lately.

(via Defective Yeti)

Comments

[Lefty]

Did you hear about the blonde coyote?

Chewed off three legs and was still caught in the trap.

[Anonymous]

how many guitarists to change a lightbulb?

a lot - one to change it, the rest to say, "i could have done that."

[A. Larius]

A lightbulb, a priest, a nun, a blonde, a rabbi, a lawyer, and a doctor walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says, "Hey! What is this? A joke?"

[Andy]

I liked one of Ted's... How many capitalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. The invisible hand will do it.

and I like this one:

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fish.

On a related topic, what's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb (from "My Blue Heaven")

Andy

[Douglas Fletcher]

We ache for Lenny Bruce and Paul Krassner, and we get...

[the boss]

OK, BACK TO WORK!

(And wipe that grin off your face.)

[Kevin Carson]

You know how many Vietnam vets it takes to screw in a lightbulb? You don't know? YOU DON'T KNOW? You know WHY you don't know?

[leans over and grips your shoulder] Cause you weren't THERE, man!!

[Kevin Carson]

A. Larius,

And at these prices, you won't see many more, either.

[Rex Stetson]

Slightly off topic, but the funniest "light bulb" joke I've heard:

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: That's not funny.

[Chris Puzak]

This is my favorite lightbulb joke:

http://maxpower.nu/archives/2003_01.html#001889

[fyodor]

I thought it would take another 57 to argue about it!

[darksyde]

Some of these made me laugh...it could be a trend...

[Rick Barton]

"Could an entire subgenre be in the making, like blonde jokes or something?"

If so, the opening "joke" has gone a long way toward nipping it in the bud.

[JFT]

Why did the blogger fisk the road?

[Ted Barlow]

Not to toot my own horn or anything, but there are quite a few lightbulb jokes over here.

[Plutarck]

Stop it stop it stop it! Now it's just gotten silly!

[maizzy]

funny, some what, 'k! going now!

[bloggerrabbit]

Q: How many bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?

The answer is three. One to change the light bulb. One to remark how much brighter the room is now that there is a new light bulb and a third one to say Indeed.