Conspiracy Corner

While mainstream pundits blame David Kelly's death on the Blair administration or the BBC, Sherman Skolnick and Lenny Bloom are fingering a different culprit. The late scientist, they write, "was snuffed out after he threatened to go public with documents that would incriminate Queen Elizabeth II as a usurper to the English Throne and expose her many skeletons in the closet. She is a Hessian from the German House of Hanover and with her husband assassinated the true heir to the English Throne namely Princess Diana of Wales, Head of the House of Stuart."

And the intrigue doesn't stop there!

Queen Elizabeth II, as actually the true head of the United States, sent her P.M. Tony Blair to inform President Bush of the necessity to wipe out Dr. Kelly, a top official of British MI-6 counter-intelligence, for the survival of the fraudulent House of Windsor. No longer trusting so-called secure telecommunications, Blair went to Washington in person.

By the end of the article, our frustrated screenwriters have invoked the Rothschilds, Hapsburg blackmailers, and the Pope, "who has long desired control over the Throne of England and like Caesar, the capture of Jerusalem, thus nullifying the Arabs and the Jews." Strangely absent: the Knights of Malta, the Priory of Sion, the Bavarian Illuminati, and Yog-Sothoth.