Excuse of the Year
Your tax dollars at work:
Los Alamos National Laboratory equipment buyer Lillian Anaya thought she was ordering $30,000 worth of transducers. But she dialed a number that had been changed from an industrial equipment dealer to an auto parts shop, and wound up buying a Mustang with government money instead.
That's the assertion of Los Alamos and University of California investigators, who today cleared Anaya of any wrongdoing in a case that helped engulf the world's most important nuclear research center in a fog of scandal.
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Killer. Chalupa instead of burrito, or lo mein instead of chow mein. That's a phone order mix-up. This John Lundberg nut should be disbarred.
Maybe Anaya was on ecstasy at the time.
From the article:
"The conduct of Ms. Anaya, frankly, was no different than many other employees. We don?t wish to single her out."
So the secret to not getting busted for flagrant fraud is simply to work somwhere where faurd has been institutionalized.
Sweet. I gotta get me one of these G-jobs.
With all the sensors and electronics in cars these days, Lillian actually did buy about $30,000 worth of transducers, just like she said. I'm sure the P.O. didn't specify what type packaging and how fast the packaging could get from 0 to 60 mph.
Remember, "if you believe it, it's not a lie" *
*George Castanza 1997
Was she buying the transducers for her domestic partner, Morgan Fairchild? Yeah, that's it, that's the ticket...
This is the best one since Ollie North claimed he paid for a home security system with change emptied out of his pocket every evening.
Some columnist (Royko?) estimated the amount of change he'd have to average every day to raise so much money. He'd have had to wear cargo pants stuffed to bursting with nickels, dimes and quarters, like Kramer in the "Calzone" episode.
Kevin, you cracked me up. Phhwhahaaa!
(That's so funny.) Like Kramer in "Calzone."
Can you picture it?
Pwyooooo!
(Wait, let me catch my breath.)
Actually, when you consider the price of security systems, that should be "cargo pants stuffed to bursting with mostly quarters."
?I gotta get me one of these G-jobs.?
You don?t really mean that, do you, Tchiers?
Like, when you see lotsa litter all along the street, would you also pile on and add to it?
Jimmy Antley, you should be a lawyer (if you aren?t already.)
?I'm sure the P.O. didn't specify what type packaging and how fast the packaging could go."
Tut-tut! That?s naughty thinking.
(BTW, got a link to the George Castanza piece?)
This pisses me off. If I try to buy a $30,000 Mustang with someone else's money, it's called grand theft auto and I would get a rather long prison sentence. If a fucking government Union hack does it, it's okay.
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