The Dumb and the Reckless
Katy Johnson is a former Ms. Vermont and author of a series of preposterous, almost self-parodying cartoons pitching Bill Bennett style values in doggerel rhyme. Tucker Max is a full-time Lothario whose website is a catalog of debauchery, libertinism, and conscience-free womanizing. What, beyond being people I'm vaguely glad I don't know, could these two possibly have in common?
Well, according to Max, an ill-fated relationship whose details would make it a poor candidate for the Book of Virtues. When Max posted his account of that relationship, Johnson sued. Not for libel, mind you, but invasion of privacy. This is doubly weird, first because Johnson is unambiguously a public figure, and second because the legal theory behind her suit implies that people can be forbidden from writing accurate memoirs of their own lives.
Johnson both succeeded and failed. Astonishingly, a judge issued a court order requiring Max to take down his story and delete all references to Johnson from his site. But even if that order isn't reversed on appeal, which it almost certainly will be, it hasn't exactly had the intended effect. The story has now been written up in the New York Times, and a mirror of Max's account, in all its seamy detail, has already been posted. Moral of this cartoon: legal bullying to squelch inconveinient speech is ugly, even from a beauty queen.
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Max continually uses the word "whore" to describe women who sleep with him but doesn't see the irony that his behavior is whorish by his own standards...guess you can't expect much from a Dukie law puke.
i love it when glass houses are shattered!
Not that I'm not bothered by the 1st amendment aspects to this case, but I have trouble feeling sorry for this complete asshole.
yeah but i also don't feel sorry for the girl, who seems to be rather hypocritical IF the story is true.
Agreed on the First Amendment issue, of course.
But I don't know about hypocrisy, Noonan. Perhaps she's improved her life and just wants to help other basically sweet (albeit semi-literate) young women avoid the mistakes she made.
Please, for the love of God, go to Katy's website. Irony/hypocrisy knows no bounds. Check out the flag.
http://katyjohnson.com/
I'll give the guy one thing, he's quite insightful elsewhere on his site:
Should I get my JD? What is your advice for someone thinking about going into law school?
Do you want to waste three years of your life debating stupid and utterly irrelevant minutia? Then yes, get your JD. Do you want to get a degree that allows you work the rest of your life in a tedious, shitty, unrewarding job? Then yes, get your JD. Are you a boring, facile, socially retarded whore, desperate for the illusion of money and success, regardless of the cost to your life and the lives of those you love? Then yes, get your JD. Do you want to squander your existence sitting in a lifeless office, churning out ultimately meaningless paperwork? Then yes, get your JD. Listen to me people: There is a reason that lawyers have the LOWEST job satisfaction of any profession in America. THE JOB SUCKS. It is horrible. If you know any lawyers, ask yourself: Are they happy with their job or their life? 90% of the time, the answer will be no. If the answer to that question is yes, then ask yourself, "Do I like that person." The answer will be almost always be no. The only lawyers who like their jobs are the sketchy ones that are the reason lawyers jokes are so prevalent and popular. Do you want to be that person? If so, then yes, get your fucking JD.
like I said, that is his side and if it is true then she is a hypocrite. If she said instead "I was young and wild and it was a mistake" it would be one thing.
The fact she didn't write her side and decided to sue makes me wonder if it was close to the truth.
Yes, the fact that she has apparently not disputed the story would seem to give it some credibility. What's in the story itself makes me doubt it.
Max goes to law school so that he could manage his parents restaurant.
He is apparently an expert on ambushes. How?
He is apparently a sniper. How?
He is a writer, so he probably knows how to make up a good story.
To be continued?
yeah he is obviously bullshitting a lot of it, but i doubt the substance is untruthful: dude picks up beauty queen, finds out she is really into sex, she gets drunk and makes a fool of herself, gets dumped. we have all been there (and if not I feel sorry for you), it is hypocritical to pretend that you haven't.
If I were cynical, I'd suspect this was a perfectly executed publicity campaign.
not sure about that, but no doubt this dude will make money off this while she will be further humiliated.
I'm very upset about that Tucker... "person." I talked to Mr. Strickland, and, believe it or not, Dale was right. We can't sue that Katy Johnson for just taking LuAnne's Manger Babies idea and putting it on that World Wide Web Internet site. I tell you what.
Ask Katy
"Hi Katy: In your book True Beauty you talk about a "God Speaks To Me" Box. What exactly is this? How does it help you? Wondering
Katy: When I began competing in pageants at the age of twelve, my mother and I decorated a shoe box and filled it with Bible verses. We took this box to pageants, and my friends and I withdrew Bible verses before every pageant event. I learned from the Bible verses that no matter how I performed in competition or what happened, God loved me, was in control, and would work things out for the best. The "God Speaks To Me" Box has been the most important learning tool in my pageant experience."
from his story:
"And to Katy: Even though you haven't responded to the email I sent you, I know you check this site every few weeks. You are welcome to email me with corrections or additions to the story. If I got something wrong or left something out, please let me know and I'll be happy to change it. In fact, I'll go farther. If you want to write your own version of our relationship, I swear to my god, that I will post it, COMPLETELY UNABRIDGED, right next to mine. This is your opportunity to rebut anything I say here."
haven't read it
did he dot her eye? (bj rule)
http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Katy-Johnson/
funny as hell!
Uh oh...
Someone Talked!
"In addition to publishing all the legal documents filed in the case, Annoy.com, after much consideration, has also published the original account of Tucker Max?s relationship with Katy Johnson. We are not affiliated nor associated with Mr. Max in any way. Our visceral aversion to careless and unconstitutional prior restraints by Judges prompted our decision."
http://www.annoy.com/features/doc.html?DocumentID=100495
Tucker Max no doubt is a poor role model, but you only have to read his site to know he's no idiot. Poor, stupid Katy. I only feel sorry for her in that her ill-advised lawsuit brought national attention to the fact that her website is not nearly as clever as Tucker's.
"No dirty dancing or freak gyration; I don't play with my reputation." katyjohnson.com
"The smartest thing to come out of her mouth was my penis." tuckermax.com
Tucker is positively giddy because of the attention this suit has drawn to his site. I just can't wait for his brilliantly hilarious write-up of this whole event once Katy is laughed out of court by a jury of Tucker-philes.