Dial-a-Prayer

Jesse Walker | 5.27.2003 1:02 AM

The old joke is right: God really is a woman. She lives in Florida. Please stop calling her.

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twistedmerkin 22 years ago

False alarm. It took awhile to get through, but once I did, she said that she isn't really God.
Chris Howell 22 years ago

Don't call God. But feel free to follow Tommy Tutone's advice. For a good time call 867-5309.

http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/8675309.htm
david f 22 years ago

hey Chris!

wow -- hit dates you a bit... what about "she's a beauty" by the tubes or Joan Jett's remake of "crimson and clover"... 1982... ah yessss.... how about a big routine of the J Geils Band's "Centerfold" or "Freeze Frame".

let's see. Bow Wow Wow's "I want candy"... rick springfield was popular. "the powers of matthew starr" had it's 15 minutes of fame...

and don't forget that squeeze song from 1988, "853-5937, angela can't make it to the phone"...

musically!
drf
G. Burns 22 years ago

I happen to have the REAL phone number to God's department.

When you dial it, a recording says:

Press 1 if you're Christian
Press 2 if you're Jewish
Press 3 if you're Muslim
Press 4 if you're Buddhist
Press 5 if you're Libertarian
Press 6 if you're Other

Then it says,

Press 9 if you're a politician or a lawyer.
You will then be redirected to a different department. Please don't leave a message, because the tape is full. Beep!

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