Ecological Foolishness Quiz
Bashing silly eco-prop shouldn't just happen on Earth Day. Let's do it everyday. To that end, the brilliant James Lileks absolutely destroys something called the Ecological Footprint Quiz. Snippets don't do it justice, read the whole damn thing.
And when you are done, head on over to Lileks' Gallery of Regrettable Food. If you don't fall off your chair laughing just go ahead and kill yourself, you're hopeless.
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the regrettable food is fantastic!
and, check out what he has to say about the esteemed senator from PA.
enjoy!
drf
Maybe I can appeal to the libertarian extremists here and say that the maybe the horrid things that the good senator compares homosexuality to should, perhaps, be legal too. Jenny and Chrissy want to marry Jack, is this going to cause a problem? Married people cheating is nothing new, it happens in the first book of the Bible for god's sakes. And incest... why does this word always get grouped one to one with pedophilia? Getting it on with your (of age) sister might seem twisted, but why should there be a law against it? I think the overly politcally correct homosexuals out there are reinforcing Santorum's moralizing by picking any choosing things that we should claim to be atrocious. Next thing you know there will be mobs of queers Mormon bashing.
I liked the jello molds myself.
9.6 planets. Beat that, motherfuckers...
I accepted Jeff's Regrettable Food challenge; no suicide for me today, as I was laughing hard enough at one point to actually see stars. Now for the next two months I can be assured that whenever I find myself in a situation where laughter is entirely inappropriate, I will be able to think of nothing else but The Unbearable Sadness of Vegetables.
13.4 planets - drive an F150, live in a 3900 square foot house, travel 100+ miles every weekend to go climbing, live on Dominos and McDonalds. It's all good.
There was a time when I coulda kicked all y'all's asses. Now, I'm just an empty shell of my former self. Back in the day, why, I coulda taken up 18 planets, no problem.
Laughed my ass off. Three times. Eco, Santorum and Food. Totally kicked ass.
Well, I'm off to buy a Reason subscription; thanks!
I'll have you know that I've never even been inside a Walmart. Now, Costco, on the other hand, gets about half my disposable income.
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There is a huge difference between Wal Mart and Costco. Heck, buying in bulk is good for the earth.
Neither is mine:
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Everyone else around me is laughing and having a good time.
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C'mon, Jeff Taylor. Could you do a bit better?
Anon....it's just you. we don't want you to have any fun.
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Seeing how everytime I try to tell people that it should be ok for people to marry as many people as they want they seem to assume that means *I* want to have a bunch of wives, I will never, ever, say anything about incest.
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"Woo-hoo, look at me! I buy the big trucks the car companies want me to! I eat the overpackaged food the world's largest fast food company tells me to! I buy the cheap plastic crap Wal-Mart sells, then throw it out and buy more! I'm so transgressive!"
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