One Sign the Terrorists Definitely Haven't Won

From Ad Age:

NEW YORK (AdAge.com)—Hooters Air, the airlines offshoot of the restaurant chain known for its buxom waitresses, makes its maiden flight later this week.

The air carrier, part of Hooters of America, will make its first flight from Atlanta to Myrtle Beach, S.C., March 6. Service to Myrtle Beach from Newark, N.J., via Atlanta begins March 20.

Comments

[Russ]

Nick, you left out the best line:

Hooters Air ticket prices are set at a flat rate of $129 one-way.

[Jim]

The only thing left to do now is wait for the strange bedfellow alliance of radical feminists and religious right-wingers to come forth attacking this concept and defending the radical Islamists for preventing such female degradation by forcing their women to be covered from head to toe.

Should be good for some jokes.

[Todd F]

hehe, “maiden” flight.

[Franklin Harris]

In the event of a water landing, your stewardess may be used as a floatation device.

[david F]

heh heh heh, “flat rate”. the only thing “flat” on the flight…

piggishly,
drf

[Jim]

Do ya suppose they serve buffalo wings on the airplanes too?

I played a gig at a sports bar one time that sported waitresses wearing short-shorts and tight short-sleeved T-shirts. I wonder if Hooter’s could have sued them for trademark infringement (seems to be a hot topic lately).

[Anonymous]

Only in America. Now what? Are male flight attendants going to sue about job-discrimination in the air?