I Would Just Like to Point out That John McCain Tonight Proposed Nationalizing All Bad Mortgages

Just wanted to see if that looked any saner on the page. Nope, no it doesn't.

So, what other economic Hail Marys can we expect to see before Election Day? Guaranteed federal insurance for those who bet it all on red? A new green job from Barack Obama for every American who reduces his or her carbon footprint? McCain offers to nationalize Starbucks because "they just don't seem to be doing as well these days"? Your predictions requested in the comments.