Politics

Do Your Part for the War On Terror (and Get a Certificate!)

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Take half an hour today and get your gen-u-ine anti-terrorism training certificate here. Just enter fake ID info and have at it.

To get a flavor of the 9/11-inflected fun, check out the first four sentences of the first page of the training:

Welcome to AT Level I Awareness Training. Read the message from the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff about the importance of this training.

Hello, I'm General Pete Pace.

9/11 was a horrific day that is forever seared in our Nation's memory.

And on page 2 of the threat briefing, this handy chart. Note the aborable "Down With Capitalists" graffito:

When you're done, you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that America is a little bit safer, and you even get a handy printout that looks like this:

Via Danger Room