Gay Voodoo Limbo Tango and Wango Dance b/w Cat Scratch Fever

If these e-mails blogged by Pam Spaulding are real, Sgt. Marcia Ramode might be the worst military recruiter of all time. Here was her final e-mailed response to a nagging gay man who (she had hoped)* wanted to suit up:

The whole sordid story (with some overwraught commentary—really, all you need to do is post this stuff and the words do your work for you) at Spaulding's blog.

*fixed the sentence to make it clear that Ramode made first contact.