I! Have Had! Enough! Of YOU!

As tempting as the Ron Paul presidential campaign sounds, I may be forced to lead a draft for Rep. David Wu (D-Oregon).

The crucial text:

Now, this president has listened to some people -- the so-called "Vulcans" in the White House. The ideologues. But you know, unlike the Vulcans of Star Trek who make their decisions based on logic and fact, these guys make it on ideology. These aren't Vulcans! There are Klingons in the White House! But unlike the real Klingons of Star Trek, these Klingons have never fought a battle of their own. Don't let faux Klingons send real Americans to war. It's wrong.

And that's true. It is. Ask Tim Cavanaugh.