- Never mind the budget, here's the trade pistols.
- Internal conflicts hit WikiLeaks.
- A surge in military suicides worries the Pentagon.
- Pakistan cuts off a NATO supply route.
- Big Pharma battles Big Tobacco.
- A crackdown on online pharmacies angers transsexuals.
- James O'Keefe tries to pull a lame Brüno ripoff.
- Astronomers may have found a habitable planet.
- Simian sellouts go to work for the Man.
Finally, in honor of the late Tony Curtis, here's a scene from Some Like It Hot: