"Treasury Issues Emergency Recall of All U.S. Dollars"

Katherine Mangu-Ward | May 4, 2009

Life (sorta, kinda) imitates The Onion.

Comments

Dello|5.4.09 @ 11:18PM|#

No comments? This was funny as hell!

mark|5.4.09 @ 11:41PM|#

I'm pretty sure those FRN's are government/Fed property and can be recalled at any time. They would have to give you something in return, say, government bonds. It all makes so much sense!

|5.5.09 @ 12:36AM|#

Hey, that's not true! This dollar bill still works! I just blew my nose in it, and it held up just fine. I might actually have increased its value.

jtuf|5.5.09 @ 11:22AM|#

LOL.

|5.5.09 @ 2:12PM|#

If All Americans are poor then we are all equal right? Even more equal than in the Animal Farm! Heaven on earth! Real change! No hope! O and the boys are still "pigs". If this has no meaning read Orwell

Eric Wilner|5.5.09 @ 6:29PM|#

Didn't the Penguin try something like this? With lethal Lygerian fruit flies?