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Beer in Vending Machines Is the American Way
They don't call these guys the Greatest Generation for nothing.
The blog at the Washington City Paper
reports:
Among the perks available to residents of the Armed Forces Retirement Home: beer machines.
In the canteen, at the golf course and at various spots in hallways throughout the compound, you’ll find vending machines that dispense cold beer.
Any time, day or night, folks with a thirst and some spare change can grab a Miller, Miller Lite, Michelob or Budweiser for $1.50 a can.
Sodas and water are just a quarter less.
I hear rumors from the old folks that you used to be able to get cigarettes this way as well. But that's probably just the Alzheimer's talking.
|2.20.09 @ 11:32AM|#
"Any time, day or night, folks with a thirst and some spare
change can grab a Miller, Miller Lite, Michelob or Budweiser for
$1.50 a can."
Or, they could just piss in a cup of ice for free.
|2.20.09 @ 11:34AM|#
Wow, these used to be quite common in Germany, I have never seen
one in the US though.
RT
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Reinmoose|2.20.09 @ 11:34AM|#
In the Armed Forces Retirement Home they have power hours too, but for them it's drinking a beer and staying awake for 60 consecutive minutes.
ed|2.20.09 @ 11:36AM|#
you used to be able to get cigarettes this way as
well
I'm old enough to remember machines that dispensed a free pack of
matches with your Camels.
What a wondrous world it was.
|2.20.09 @ 11:42AM|#
My apartment building in Baltimore still had a cig vending machine in 1992. A pack was $2.
|2.20.09 @ 11:43AM|#
Or, they could just piss in a cup of ice for
free.
Michelob's not bad. I'd buy one if only for the novelty of getting
it out of a machine.
|2.20.09 @ 11:45AM|#
I've seen them in barracks, in laundromats and pool/game rooms on base. Military service & beer just mesh seamlessly.
Alan Vanneman|2.20.09 @ 11:45AM|#
When I was in Vietnam, cigarettes were FREE! (And grass was, I don't know, $2 a pound. (Seriously)) And pardon me while I kiss the sky!
|2.20.09 @ 11:47AM|#
I'm old enough to remember machines that dispensed a free
pack of matches with your Camels.
What a wondrous world it was.
But do you remember two or three cents change taped to your
dispensed pack?
D.A. Ridgely|2.20.09 @ 11:49AM|#
As a child, I was occasionally sent to the local drug store by a
neighbor (my parents didn't smoke) to buy her a couple of packs of
Lucky's. No questions asked. Cigarette vending machines were as
ubiquitous in America throughout my youth as Coke machines are
today.
Speaking of which, I can't say whether they're still there now, but
when I was living in Germany in the early 1990s vending machines
routinely stocked both soft drinks and beer. And in the entirely
residential neighborhood where we lived outside Frankfurt,
apparently just in case you ran out between your house and your
car, there was a cigarette vending machine stuck in the middle of
the parking lot next to our townhouse complex.
Good times.
ed|2.20.09 @ 11:51AM|#
But do you remember two or three cents change taped to your
dispensed pack?
Hell no. But I didn't smoke. I just used to check the machines for
unused matches. It was like found treasure for a poor kid.
|2.20.09 @ 11:57AM|#
In my co-op house in college, the the vending machine had a slot for beer, and it would be stocked with crap beer, but at random intervals there would be a good beer. It was like gambling and getting booze all wrapped up in one good time.
|2.20.09 @ 11:59AM|#
I first encountered this particular example of the American Way when I lived in Spain.
|2.20.09 @ 12:08PM|#
I remember getting beer at McDonald's in Hanau... C battery had the vending machine, God forbid Alpha should have had one
Rob|2.20.09 @ 12:09PM|#
A fair number of bars in Baltimore still have cig machines inside of them. They are a dying breed though...
|2.20.09 @ 12:11PM|#
Any time, day or night, folks with a thirst and some spare
change can grab a Miller, Miller Lite, Michelob or Budweiser for
$1.50 a can.
So I take it, $1.50 is the going rate for a can of cold piss. But
is there anywhere they can get a Beer?
|2.20.09 @ 12:15PM|#
There's a bar here in Edmond OK that still has a cigarette vending machine. It's like $5 or $5.50 a pack, though.
|2.20.09 @ 12:17PM|#
Years ago I worked at a Sailing School in Annapolis.
The soda machine always had one button that was "out of
order"....it was actually beer roulette. You pushed it and you
usually got a cheap beer...but sometimes you got a Heiniken in a
can!!!
That is what you get when you let the employees fill the soda
machine!!
|2.20.09 @ 12:18PM|#
I remember an establishment in Rochester NY where the mafia use to launder money through the cigarette machine. You could put in the $2.50/pack listed price, or you could just pull the lever. The Machine would spit out your Marlboros either way.
mark|2.20.09 @ 12:29PM|#
They've got beer, cigarette, and porn vending machines in Japan. Why they aren't legal here I'll never understand - it's not like the Japanese are on one perpetual Mardi Gras like bender because they can buy beer from a vending machine...
|2.20.09 @ 12:34PM|#
My college fraternity had one of those in the basement of the house. It was just a soda machine but for the beer there were empty cans between the cans of beer so a beer cost twice as much as a soda. Needless to say, it was very popular.
dfd|2.20.09 @ 12:38PM|#
They've got beer, cigarette, and porn vending machines in
Japan.
Wow, what more could they want? Well, apparently a soiled schoolgirl
panties vending machine.
lurker|2.20.09 @ 12:45PM|#
My neighborhood bar still has a working cigarette machine, and if the right bartender is working, you can smoke 'em inside as long as there aren't any cops around. And this is in Southern California. I love my neighborhood.
Naga Sadow|2.20.09 @ 1:04PM|#
Everyone is going to call me a liar but . . . there was a cigarette machine in our high school when I was in junior high. Apparently it was damaged beyond repair during Hurricane Georges.
K.T.|2.20.09 @ 1:10PM|#
Beer vending machines were the single greatest plus about living
in Japan when I was there. It wasn't cheap, but $10 would get you a
nice jug of beer at any hour. (A close runner-up was the private
karaoke rooms where you ordered your food/drinks with a remote
control and they just appeared moments later.)
And yes 'dfd,' Tokyo does indeed have soiled schoolgirl panties for
sale. I remember seeing such a machine the first time and thinking
"silly Japanese" (my most common refrain while living in that
wonderfully quirky country).
Number 6|2.20.09 @ 1:20PM|#
In Europe, cig machines were on nearly every corner. Now, I see
them only in casinos.
I do remember buying smokes from a bowling alley machine when I was
14 or so.
|2.20.09 @ 1:30PM|#
In Spain we didn't need vending machines. There were Moroccan
dudes selling Estrella (Star?) in the streets 24 hours a day.
You could also buy marijuana, samosas, and sex.
None of this was technically legal, of course. But nobody seemed to
care.
Invisible Finger|2.20.09 @ 1:33PM|#
Why they aren't legal here I'll never understand
To protect the children.
Not that there\'s anything wro|2.20.09 @ 1:35PM|#
In Spain we didn't need vending machines. There were
Moroccan dudes selling Estrella (Star?) in the streets 24 hours a
day.
You could also buy marijuana, samosas, and sex.
Marijuana perhaps, but I prefer not to get my sex from Moroccan
dudes.
Blargh|2.20.09 @ 1:36PM|#
We used to be a free country once upon a time.
Unfortunately that was more then 200 years ago.
|2.20.09 @ 1:40PM|#
How long ago were the Salem Witch Trials?
I don't know that we were ever as free as libertarians like to
think we were.
|2.20.09 @ 1:41PM|#
(counting myself in that, by the way; I like to lament the loss of our liberty just as much as the next guy... )
|2.20.09 @ 1:47PM|#
None of this was technically legal, of course. But nobody
seemed to care.
Spain is pretty relaxed. As long as you're of European descent and
not a Muslim. Or a gypsy.
Mad Max|2.20.09 @ 1:55PM|#
Vending Machines? We don't got no vending machines! We don't need no steenking vending machines!
|2.20.09 @ 2:00PM|#
There are no Jews in Spain. Not really.
But there sure are a lot of
opinions on them.
guy in the back row|2.20.09 @ 2:05PM|#
Just saw working cigarette machine in the bar at a cheap resort
in the Poconos last summer. I think smokes were $6/pack. They sold
at the gas station down the road for about $4.50. No matches.
Never saw a beer vending machine, but I was told that one of the
perks of being a volunteer fireman in Waterville, NY was a soda
machine dispensing beers for 50 cents in the firehouse. This was
back in the mid 80s, don't know if still goes on.
|2.20.09 @ 2:06PM|#
I should also add that I can back that AP article up personally.
While teaching I encountered tons of that crap.
Sure, they loved me, and mostly, I think, on account of my last
name. But as much as I dig that country... they have a long way to
go on issues of race.
|2.20.09 @ 2:21PM|#
Back row guy,
One of my perks as a volunteer FF was a key to the fire station
with it's stocked fridge and an honor system cigar box (50c/can).
As an 18 year old in a 21 state, I was very popular with my friends
but had to mete out the six packs at a controlled rate.
All long ago and long gone now.
|2.20.09 @ 2:27PM|#
Back when being old enough to sign up to be shot at (aka the Armed Forces, 1984) meant they still sold beer to folks under 21 on Army posts, I recall when I got to my first training school. I wanted a coke so I asked where the vending machines were and ran down the hall. There were my choices, right there in the Machine Dr. Pepper, Coke, 7Up . . . Miller, Budweiser . . . Sweet Hay-Zeus Christo. Nice.
The Union Bar|2.20.09 @ 2:29PM|#
Cig Machine
Suburbs
Album - In Combo
1980
Standing by the cig machine
trying to pick up girls
have a plastic cigarette
I can't smoke.
She's pulling at the levers
she's glancing at my bulge
I'm 22 now
and I got a nice cock
I have my very own cig machine
up in my room
come on up and try it, girls
I'll do the rest
Last time I saw her
standing by the cig machine
kicked the TV off the shelf
bought another case of beer
took another puff
off of my plastic cigarette
Gurgle, Gurgle|2.20.09 @ 2:33PM|#
The Obama Markets: On Election Day 2008, the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed at 9,625.On Inauguration Day 2009, the DJIA closed at 7,949.09.Today the Dow is at 7,342. Make him stop!!!
|2.20.09 @ 2:39PM|#
I know, Gurgle. The Obama Effect so far has taken 23% off the
equity markets. He's a Bear Market all by himself.
Can I still say that?
Kolohe|2.20.09 @ 2:40PM|#
You could also buy marijuana, samosas, and sex.
I normally get these from Girl Scouts.
Oh, I thought that was 'samoas'
Nevermind.
ev|2.20.09 @ 2:40PM|#
I lived in Germany for about 6 months. There were no beer
machines but cig machines were ubiquitous. Literally ever block had
one or two in some parts of town.
They were about 4 euros, about 6 bucks at the time. But that's a
totally normal price for smokes anywhere.
I didn't see any kids smoking.
My friend was in Amsterdam once and a child asked him for a
cigarette. He relented. He saw an older gentleman give him the
parental stink eye. I laughed my ass off.
dfd|2.20.09 @ 2:45PM|#
One day I hope to live in a world with 8-ball vending
machines.
Epi, it's nice to dream. It'd certainly be nice to have
that kind of coke machine in the office break room. Might
make getting through that afternoon sleepiness from my two
Manhattan lunch a bit easier.
ChrisO|2.20.09 @ 4:18PM|#
A buck-fifty seems kind of expensive for crap beer like that
that. I certainly wouldn't pay $9.00 for a six-pack of that stuff.
Of course, this establishment has a bit of a captive
audience.
Every restaurant in America had a cigarette machine when I was a
little kid. It was no more unusual than a phone phooth.
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