Jesse Walker | December 10, 2007
Please give us your property -- we'd like to build a symbolic gesture on it:
Some landowners have complained that they could lose access to the Rio Grande, the only freshwater source in the region, which they rely on for irrigating crops and livestock. Others would have their land behind the fence, cut off from the rest of the United States in a border no-man's land.
Opponents have said federal officials have failed to keep them fully informed on fence plans and refused to listen to residents' proposals for alternatives. Others say the fence is a waste of taxpayers' money and will hurt border economies.
"It's just a continuation of a battle with our government. We are for security. However the way they are approaching solving security problems, we just disagree with," said McAllen Mayor Richard Cortez. "We just don't see how a non-continuous fence, when you have 6,000 miles of land borders, is going to stop terrorism and illegal immigration. We continue to believe it is a waste of taxpayers' money."
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Welcome to one of the very few issues upon which Ron Paul is
crucially and lamentably idiotic. A chintzy wall? Seriously,
there's a desert there, which is ten times more effective
than any piece of shit wall in keeping people at bay.
I get that Paul is all about national sovereignty, and that's just
great, but I fail to see how a plywood-concrete slab frosted with
razor wire is somehow going to help undo the erosion.
Once upon a time, "We continue to believe it is a waste of taxpayers' money" was a meaningful argument; now, wasting taxpayer money on gratuitous theatricality is mandatory.
Can you put a price on an enduring symbol of our deep dislike for brown people? You can? 49 billion? Man I dislike the brown folks as much as the next guy but not 49 billion much
Working as a city planner taught me something important: when a politician takes a magic marker and draws a line across a map, a lot of really bad things are going to happen.
All we need is a bunch of trinkets, and then we pull the ol'
number six on them.
Voila.
Snatched the land.
joe - have you seen the maps they used to decide where to draw the
sectors in Berlin? Total chaos!
The Rio Grande makes it an irrigated desert. I would be like building a wall north to south in California's Central Valley. I say we maintain border security but build the wall further north and declare the Rio Grande Valley as disputed territory. Then say it is not enough in jurisdiction for birth right citizenship to apply. You might have to move your wall north by 100 miles but in most parts of Texas you could do that. It would create something like the maquiladoras system that is on the other side of the border. It would also allow us to relax some new controls that is making it impossible for people to commute back and forth like they use to do.
"We just don't see how a non-continuous fence, when you have
6,000 miles of land borders, is going to stop terrorism and illegal
immigration. We continue to believe it is a waste of taxpayers'
money."
Maybe we should give the railroads a mile on either side of every
fence they build?
...or maybe we should forget the whole thing. Sometimes it's a good
thing if stupid ideas are implemented badly, but this obviously
isn't one of those.
Hedley,
Hey, roads are nice and straight and they cut right through. We'll
just draw the lines down the center of the road.
That's a great idea, boss! Can be in charge of this part?
joe,
Working as a city planner taught me something important: when a
politician takes a magic marker and draws a line across a map, a
lot of really bad things are going to happen.
Ive never been a city planner, and yet, Im very aware of this.
Sovereignity trumps property rights when the USA
is being invaded by 12-20 million Illegal Aliens!
280 million US citizens want the border secured
Get With The Program if you are a citizen, go
home if you think open borders are the future!
The world is getting smaller and walls must go higher!
oneifbyland --
If the world truly is getting smaller, perhaps it is high time to
invest in Spanish and Mandarin lessons. Seems more practical than,
you know, walls.
I find the whole "we are being invaded by 20 million illegals"
rhetoric as the height of ridiculousness. We have been
invaded by 20 million illegals, and yet here we are, still Amerika
the vaguely whitebreaded English- speaking monstrosity (but
beautiful!) we have basically always been, complete with Big Macs
and (until very recently) unevenly written TV.
If our national identity were based upon our indigenous culture or
heritage, America would have been dead very long ago. And,
thankfully, it isn't, as each group who has claimed to be the
rightful paradigmatic "Americans" have had at least one cultural
foolishness to their names.
OneifbyLand,
There's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just
as tasty as the real thing.
Please give us your property...
Who said anything about "please"? Wouldn't be a problem if there
were any "please" involved.
Working as a city planner taught me something important:
when a politician takes a magic marker and draws a line across a
map, a lot of really bad things are going to happen.
Ah, but that's a magic line. It's a line that separates good people
from bad people! We need that line! Our national identity and
future depends on it!
If those ranchers can't get water from the Rio Grande, they'll just
have to buy it from good, decent American rivers! And if that's
expensive, they can cut costs by hiring cheap Mexican workers!
There's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are
just as tasty as the real thing.
This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too
cold. This? This is Kent OneifbyLand. This is what
happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.
ANY THREAD THAT MAKES GOOD USE OF "REAL GENIUS" IS A +6 MAGIC THREAD OF GENTLE TAINT ELECTRO-STIMULATION.
I just got my Xbox 360 back from warranty servicing. Return
address on the package?
McAllen, TX
I am glad to know my console was a little cheaper because it was
sent to Mexico for repairs, but I wonder if Microsoft is trying to
keep that under wraps?
I mean, if you're sending it to Mexico, send it to Mexico. Don't
send it to some dinky border town and have em' drive it
across...
some dinky border town
Not so dinky, says the fellow whose brother lives there. It has a
population of 126,411. The entire (cross-border) metro region is
1,700,634.
joe,
Good point.
Jesse,
That's interesting. So only 7.4% live on the U.S. side? I imagine
many of those people work at places that ship and receive things
crossing the border, while the other 92.6% work fixing, making or
otherwise contributing to the items shipped.
It's kind of sad that this is the way things have to operate in our
country. Then again, I'm happy that a major corporation has
institutionalized what the xenophobic assholes are railing
against...
So only 7.4% live on the U.S. side?
Not that few! The metro region includes more than just the Mexican
territory.
If Reason opposes the BorderFence, let me suggest the best way
to block it: try to reduce IllegalImmigration by working to oppose
corporatism and racial PowerGrabs. We're never going to have the
OpenBorders that Reason wants, so they might want to face up to
reality, as difficult as that is for them.
P.S. The MexicanGovernment
recently explicitly stated that they're going to be working
with U.S. non-profits to push their agenda inside the U.S. While
some well-known groups like the ACLU already have direct or
indirect links to that government, and it's hard to find a
non-profit that deals with these issues that doesn't have some sort
of direct or first or second degree link, it can get worse.
P.P.S. The MexicanGovernment didn't say that those non-profits had
to be far-left. Maybe this is an opportunity for Reason to profit
from being useful idiots for that government.
TLB, do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit
Knight Episiarchson" has a nice ring to it.
We're never going to have the OpenBorders that Reason wants, so they might want to face up to reality, as difficult as that is for them.
Stupid HTML server bullshit.
We're never going to have the OpenBorders that Reason wants, so
they might want to face up to reality, as difficult as that is for
them.
Facing reality can't be any more difficult than mastering the art
of using a Spacebar.
Returning our immigration policy to what it was for the first
150 years of this country's history is completely
implausible...
But imposing the largest forced migration in the history of the
western hemisphere (kicking out 12 million Paperwork-Deprived
America-Joiners) and stopping a smuggling industry comparable in
scope to those that grew up around alocohol and marijuana
prohibition is completely plausible.
OK.
Border Fence = Land Grab
I thought this was an article about Israel/Palestine. I guess not
all fences are created equal!
Stupid HTML server bullshit.
Facing reality can't be any more difficult than mastering the art
of using a Spacebar.
Jennifer,
Have you considered the possibility that Lonewacko has
been screwed all this time by HTML problems?
Perhaps he writes...
We're never going to have the Open<space></space>Borders that Reason wants, so they might want to face up to reality, as difficult as that is for them.
...and the result is as we see.
Have you considered the possibility that Lonewacko has been
screwed all this time by HTML problems?
Considered and rejected. More likely: Lonewacko hates Reason
because he, and only he, knows that their server wouldn't suck so
badly if they're hire by-God AMERICAN programmers, instead of
undercutting their own countrymen by hiring Mexican IT guys willing
to work 12-hour shifts for nothing more than a pre-1982 copper
penny and a stale burrito.
Gee OneifbyLand
Perhaps we can use u house or apartment to house these illegal
aliens until we can deport them. You should be more than willing to
do ur part to keept the invaders out.
If Reason opposes the Border-Fence, let me suggest the best
way to block it: try to reduce Illegal Immigration by working to
oppose corporatism and racial Power-Grabs. We're never going to
have the OpenBorders [sic] that Reason wants, so they might want to
face up to reality, as difficult as that is for them.
Maybe the staff at Reason opposes the fence because it is nothing
less than a useless boondoggle.
Everybody, get real: The reason why so many people cross the desert
to get to the US is because getting an honest-to-God work visa is
like pulling your own teeth with a monkey wrench: It costs $100
just to apply, the government steals your money by rejecting your
application (no refunds), there is no guarantee you will be given
one when you need the work, plus the INS treat you like you just
walked from under a stone. The problem is bureaucracy. People would
rather come, work and return after the season, but since getting to
the US was hard enough, there is a perverse incentive (courtesy of
the Fedgov) to stay and bring the family along.
Really, if getting a work visa was easy, people would just go to
the US to work, send money home, and return for Christmas: no
welfare, no "free" schools, no nothing. Hey, the US is EXPENSIVE:
sending money back to (for instance) Mexico makes more sense than
bringing the whole damned family. It is the Fedgov's fault and no
other.
Besides, the economy NEEDS the immigrants: makes many things much
cheaper and affordable, making it possible for many to allocate
resources to other needs. Take away that source of cheaper
productive labor, and see just how much a lousy hamburger costs in
the end.
Ali,
In all fairness to the border fences in question, nobody's shooting
katyushas or hellfires back and forth across the Rio Grande.
Well, except maybe for the DEA.
Wonderfully written, Francisco Torres. Do you mind if I shameless rip you off and send that into my local paper as a letter to the editor?
lunchstealer,
Most of the rockets cross from Gaza. Not the West Bank.
Also, how is a wall going to stop rockets? May be it is good for
stopping suicide attackers, probably not rockets.
"Besides, the economy NEEDS the immigrants: makes many
things much cheaper and affordable, making it possible for many to
allocate resources to other needs. Take away that source of cheaper
productive labor, and see just how much a lousy hamburger costs in
the end."
Amen brother!
Wonderfully written, Francisco Torres. Do you mind if I
shameless rip you off and send that into my local paper as a letter
to the editor?
Joe, copyright law makes it possible for me to send your ass to
jail for the terrible crime of writing with your own hands and your
own machine what amounts to a set of letters in a certain pattern,
because I happen to own that pattern, now and forever, even if I
did not create the letters, or the grammar.
Of course you can use it. :-)
Re: WorkVisas, let me suggest just sticking to ElviraArellano's
justification for ignoring our laws. It resonates with the
DennisKucinich crowd!
Besides, the economy NEEDS the [serfs/ChildLaborers/slaves]:
makes many things much cheaper and affordable, making it possible
for many to allocate resources to other needs. Take away that
source of cheaper productive labor, and see just how much a lousy
[hamburger/cotton/bottle of whale oil] costs in the end.
If Reason were intellectually honest (and truly libertarian),
they'd be discussing the full and true costs of the cheap labor
they support. The fact that they do not - and, AFAIK, never have -
shows that they're not really libertarians nor are they
intellectually honest.
Well, Francisco, to avoid legal consequences, I'll make sure to
write all the adverbs as adjectives.
Other than that, I'll rip you off shameless.
:-)
Since people who work with a gun to their heads are exploited for cheap labor, Lone Wacko proposes to solve the problem with more men wielding bigger guns.
"If Reason were intellectually honest (and truly libertarian),
they'd be discussing the full and true costs of the cheap labor
they support. The fact that they do not - and, AFAIK, never have -
shows that they're not really libertarians nor are they
intellectually honest."
A perfect example of pretending to know what one does not actually
know.
If Reason were intellectually honest (and truly
libertarian), they'd be discussing the full and true costs of the
cheap labor they support.
Seems like a non sequitur to me. What does being "truly"
libertarian have to do with discussing costs?
Anyway, what would be the full and true costs of the cheap labor
they supposedly support? I believe your comments stem from, mostly,
a nonsensical view of economics. Cheaper labor is like anything
cheaper: allows people to allocate the extra resources to other
ends.
Let me give you an example: Suppose you have a lawn, and there are
kids in the street willing to mow it for you. You have $20.00 to
spend. Louie charges $20.00, Huey charges $30.00 and Dewey charges
$15.00, each to mow the same piece of real estate. Which one would
you use? If you choose Dewey, you would be able to save at least
$5.00 and as much as $10.00. Those $5.00 can be used by you for
other ends, like buying food. You just got yourself a mowed field
and food, for $20.00, instead of just a mowed field for $20.00, or
no mowed field and $20.00 if only Huey was available. You became
RICHER. So WHERE IS THE F&CKING COST that you ALLEGE?
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