Jacob Sullum | December 12, 2005
Cathy Young--who contemplated who was nastier, the left or the right, in Reason a couple years ago--reviews Dave Neiwert's review of Michelle Malkin's new book Unhinged and finds both unbalanced:
Malkin sets out to prove that while conservatives are commonly stereotyped as intolerant, extreme, rabid, etc., it's really liberals who are all of the above. And she collects some good examples of left-wing nuttiness and nastiness, from conspiracy theories on the "stolen" 2004 election to kill-Bush fantasies to Cameron Diaz suggesting that voting for Bush meant voting for legalized rape to her own (Malkin's) racist and misogynist hate mail. But it's absurd for her to suggest that there is no similar nuttiness and nastiness on the right, or that "conservatives zealously police their own ranks " against extremists and conspiracy wackos.
Cathy adds that "while Neiwert clearly strives to be fair-minded and acknowledges that there is a lot of ugly behavior on the left, he can't resist the partisan temptation to argue that right-wing nastiness is a lot worse." Can't we just agree that the left and the right each has its share of assholes?
I can't say the word on Malkin's book comes as a surprise. But I assume that she, like Ann Coulter, is only kidding, while counting on her fans and anti-fans to miss the joke.
[Thanks to Tom Miller for the tip.]
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Don't it suck that writers who specialize in insanity get lots of fame and money, while magazines with a more, well, Reasonable approach only have niche markets?
Looking at the cover of Malkin's book, you could replace the donkey's picture with hers as the title(but not the subtitle) would make perfect sense.
"Coulter and her brood [of conservative women pundits]
should be treated like spoiled brats who mouth off. Put them over
the knee, paddle their fannies, tell them to wipe that smirk off
their face and to speak up only when they have learned something
about the world."
LMAO!
Conservatives have mastered the tactic of muddling their own
weaknesses by starting fights. No one actually expects Michelle
Malkin to convince people that the Right is polite, honest, and
grounded in reality. The superiority of mainstream liberals over
mainstream conservatives in these areas makes such an argument
wholly implausible.
But by starting the argument, even if they lose it, conservatives
can manage to muddle the issue enough that liberals are compelled
to defend their (superior) ground, rather than attack from it.
Another example is the discussion of military service during the
last elections - no one is actually going to believe that Bush's
service was equivalent to or better than Kerry's, but by organizing
the Swift Boat campaign, the debate became about whether Kerry
really did have an honorable record, rather than what it mean that
Kerry had a much more impressive record. Even though they lost this
debate, just the fact that that debate was happening, and crowding
out the substantive debate, was a strategic victory.
The key here is to make a claim of such counterfactual audacity
that the MSM will consider it an interesting story.
I really didn't like Coulter until time did it's piece on her. I
thought of her as the right's Michael Moore.
But time's piece did show a much more entertaining angle on her. My
favorite was when the article that mentioned that she used to date
a moslem (first clue that she is not all she preaches) and that she
convinced her moslem boyfriend to go to church with him. And then
she said "though I did not get him to convert at least he was not
killing anyone at the time"
That is funny, I don't care who you are!
Can't we just agree that the left and the right each has its
share of assholes?
...as do the libertarians and the greens. We've all got 'em.
Though, I'm not convinced that the argument over whose assholes are
worse, or have more influence, is not a valid one.
Both parties are full of nuts, but Republican nuts are more likely to be voted into actual positions of authority. I mean, for all the crazy things Michael Moore, Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton may have said and done, at least they never had Congressional backing.
... and jesse jackson had those cute bumper stickers for the front of the car... :)
Joe:
"But by starting the argument, even if they lose it, conservatives
can manage to muddle the issue enough that liberals are compelled
to defend their (superior) ground, rather than attack from
it."
I kid you not, practically this exact sentence appeared in a
Coulter book my sister was reading. You are doing the same thing
she does from the other side of the aile. Both sides have assholes,
any attempt to argue which side has more is utterly pointless.
Gathering up the worst arguements form either flavor of wingnuts
throwing the together and declaring 'haha they are dumb!' doesn't
tell you jack about the quality of the best arguements coming from
either side; which is, in my opinion, the only thing worth
discussing.
kwais-
I'll bet her boyfriend said "I didn't actually get her to shut her
mouth, but at least I got her to use her wide open mouth for things
other than talking."
I don't care who you are, that's funny.
That is funny, I don't care who you are!
Only if you assume all muslims are killers.
she used to date a moslem (first clue that she is not all
she preaches)
kwais,
I'll have to respectfully disagree. I'm not saying that she is an
anti-Muslim bigot, but dating a Muslim scarcely proves that she's
not one. At least based on my past experiences. People have a
strange ability to comparmentailize things.
How serious was this relationship where she was trying to convert
him? Did she ever go to mosque?
Bah! Everyone can burn in Hell (assuming there is such a place)
for all I care! Humanity is a festering, degenerate collection of
greedy, hateful, slobs who get a sick thrill out dominating one
another in the name of whatever self-deluding ideology or religion
they have happened to attached themselves to...
...I need more morning dose of Lithium.
No one hold their own truths more self evident than "mainstream
liberals" liberals... although evangical Christians,
environmentalists and talk show hosts make it an interesting race.
At least some of the people who come to my door and proselytize
feel compelled to convince me of something. My general experience
with liberals is that look at me like some soulless creature the
moment I question why they should be taking my money for some inane
government program. Of course, I get much the same reaction from
conservatives when I question why they should be infringing upon my
personal freedoms for some obscure moralistic reason.
Ted Rall and Ann Coulter are two sides of the same coin... bad
pennies, if you ask me.
Don't it suck that writers who specialize in insanity get
lots of fame and money, while magazines with a more, well,
Reasonable approach only have niche markets?
Human nature. After all, we're talking about Ann Coulter's sex life
now, aren't we?
Can't we just agree that the left and the right each has its
share of assholes?
I'm with ya so far.
Republican nuts are more likely to be voted into actual
positions of authority.
Jennifer, I invite you to consider some of the nuttier members of
the Congressional Dems. For sheer elected moonbattery, I will put
Sheila Jackson Lee up against anyone.
Another example is the discussion of military service during
the last elections - no one is actually going to believe that
Bush's service was equivalent to or better than Kerry's,
And indeed, no one made such a claim that I am aware of. Nice straw
man, though, joe.
but by organizing the Swift Boat campaign,
Note the subtle implication here that the Swift Boat campaign was
organized by dark, nefarious forces. Just who is hiding behind your
passive construction here, joe?
the debate became about whether Kerry really did have an
honorable record,
Well, the debate became about just what exactly Kerry really did in
Vietnam. Although if you ever really looked at what the Swifties
were saying, they were much more interested in what he did after
Vietnam. The Dems, though, chose not to defend his post-Vietnam
activities, and focussed on the kerfuffle over magic hats,
Christmas in Cambodia, etc. Ya know, Kerry still hasn't released
his complete military records to the public. Hard to believe, but
there it is.
Even though they lost this debate,
From where I sit, the Swifties are ahead on points, having
successfully challenged Kerry's veracity and portrayed him quite
convincingly, not as heroic warfighter, but an ambitious,
ticket-punching politico even then.
But this is ancient history; everyone has processed this according
to their pre-existing templates, and I doubt any minds will be
changed. Just couldn't let joe's selective vision go unbalanced by
my own.
we're talking about Ann Coulter's sex life now, aren't
we?
But, but, but, teacher, kwais started it!
How serious was this relationship where she was trying to
convert him? Did she ever go to mosque?
I would think it's a safe bet that Coulter didn't. After all, she
told us that we're supposed to be killing them or converting them
to Christianity, right?
Saying that "Coulter dated a Muslim," sounds sort of like "I've got
lots of black/Jewish/gay/etc. friends, but..."
I would date Coulter, if she were physically my tipe and she
were within my age range. (I say I would meaning I would give it a
trial run, based on what I read in the time magazine.)
Mo,
This is neither here nor there, but what you said makes me remember
when (on MSNBC)an attorney for a cop was claiming that it was
ridiculous that his cliant was a racist as he was married to a
black woman. And the civil rights guy's retort was that slave
owners were known to rape their property, and yet they were still
racists.
I am with you on the amazing ability of girls (thus people in
general) of compartimentalizing and rationalizing.
we're talking about Ann Coulter's sex life now, aren't
we?
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
After all, we're talking about Ann Coulter's sex life now,
aren't we?
EWWWWWWW! Strike that concept from this blog, please... and my
mind! The thought of that desicated hapry having coitus is a horror
of Lovecraftian proportions!
I think there's a bit of difference. I bet Coulter actually
writes her (?) stuff, though how seriously she takes it, who knows.
Malkin, on the other hand, I doubt if she even writes anything in
her name. Or even thinks up the ideas for her ghostwriters to fill
in.
You'll recall during the Clinton Penis Wars this chorus of bleached
harpies came out of nowhere to howl on the TV. Coulter is probably
the most sucessful post-Clinton. Anyway, whoever makes such
decisions decided things were a little too blonde and they needed
some international flava. So Michelle Malkin was born fully formed
from Roger Ailes' head and the rest is history.
Gotta love self-refuting posts. Thanks, RC!
Sheil Jackson Lee is a junior member of the House. Dick Cheney is
the Vice President of the United States.
"And indeed, no one made such a claim that I am aware of." Except
for the people who declared Kerry a coward and traitor, and who
obsessively posted about the mortality rate of TANG pilots and
claimed that Bush had volunteered to go to Vietnam.
Imagine someone suggesting that the Swift Boat group was organized
by "dark, mysterious forces." Especially since the Republican Texas
lawyer and fundraiser who ran the group had already carried out an
anti-John Kerry campaign for one Republican White House, and had
nominated Nixon at the Republican convention organized his campaign
according to standard Rovian strategy.
And we all remember that it was the Democrats who drew attention to
Kerry's medical record, his journal entries about his missions up
the river, and the initials on the reports documenting his actions
in battle that won him his medals, right? How Democrats hacked into
Instapundit, NRO, and the WSJ and planted stories about these
topics there? LOL.
"Ya know, Kerry still hasn't released his complete military records
to the public." Ah, the irrelevant smear, an RC favorit. Hey, RC,
would you please tell us about something racist a Democrat did
before my parents were born? Freaking shill.
"From where I sit, the Swifties are ahead on points, having
successfully challenged Kerry's veracity and portrayed him quite
convincingly, not as heroic warfighter, but an ambitious,
ticket-punching politico even then." In other words, they were
successful at creating a "cloud" over a story that presented the
opponent in a good light, even though their actual assertions were
disproven. And, from where you sit, this is a victory. Thank you
for demonstrating my thesis about using phoney arguments to win
through attrition.
Ancient One Coulterthulu devours 1d3 investigators per
round.
...all surviving investigoators makes a 1d20/1d100 Sanity
Check.
Ah, "Call Of The Cthulhu," the only game where if you win, you
loose.
Dear Baby-boomers (and everyone else),
Vietnam is completely irrelevant.
Love,
Tim
Akira: This is why you have 10 characters ready to go at the start of the game...which lasts maybe three hours :-).
we're talking about Ann Coulter's sex life now, aren't
we?
But, but, but...
Yes. Well now. Hmmm.
Vietnam is completely irrelevant.
Sigh... I'm afraid that won't happen until they plant the last
Boomer in the cemetery. By then, our kids and grand kids will be
the ones telling us that "The War On Terror is completely
irrelevant..."
Sorry, but all this "The crazy assholes are on the left!"/"The
crazy assholes are on the right!" is nothing more than
hairsplitting.
From where I sit, there seem to be just as many evil powermongers
on the left as there are on the right.
Ultimately, it boils down to which particular flavor of evil you
find least distasteful. But just because the left/right is busy
forcibly sodomizing an issue that doesn't push your buttons doesn't
change the relative level of contempt for the productive class that
is inherent to both sides of the aisle.
Oh, and Malkin really ought to tend to that rather ungainly 2x4 poking out from under her eyelid.
By then, our kids and grand kids will be the ones telling us
that "The War On Terror is completely irrelevant..."
It's entirely possible, it's true, but I get sick of "he's a
decorated war hero" trotted out during campagins. It bothered me
about Kerry, it bothers me about Murtha, Dole, whoever. Tarring
Clinton as a draft dodger was equally stupid.
Whether or not you served honorably in some foreign war 30, 40, 50,
60 years ago has no bearing on whether or not you're spouting good
ideas during today's electoral campaign. It's simply another form
of identity politics, and I'd like it to quit. Now. Today.
Political discourse has become a competition of we're-hated-and-slandered-more.
Timothy, elections are not just about ideas, but also about the character of the candidate. We don't vote for party slates to choose our president, but for an individual. You don't think someone's personal history is useful in understanding their character?
Timothy, elections are not just about ideas, but also about
the character of the candidate. We don't vote for party slates to
choose our president, but for an individual. You don't think
someone's personal history is useful in understanding their
character?
I think it's pretty safe to say that if a candidate is able to rise
through the political ranks to challenge for the presidency, it's
likely that their character isn't worth much.
And for what their character is worth, I'm voting for the candidate
as they stand today, not the kid who did marijuana/cocaine or
did/didn't fight in some war. People change over time, usually
signifcantly. The extent to which personal history is important is
an order of magnitude less than we make it out to be.
At the hazard of jumping into a subject I have very little
interest in and have not researched adequately but just to address
the apparent logic someone used, why is:
not as heroic warfighter, but an ambitious, ticket-punching
politico
stated as if the two choices for describing Kerry are mutually
exclusive? Since after all, they clearly are not.
Joe, are you saying that when Kerry claimed "My war hero record
is better than Bush's NG record" we should accept that on
faith? Simply because Democrat's claims are "superior" to
Republican's? That it's illegitimate for other Swift Boat vets to
dispute the claim?
but by organizing the Swift Boat campaign, the debate became
about whether Kerry really did have an honorable record,
Obviously an illegitimate question, since we all know that
politicians never enhance their resumes.
Is this to say, for instance, that when Kerry posed as a hunter to
defuse the gun control issue, it was wrong for the NRA to point out
that some of his recorded statements illustrated "confusion" about
how hunting is actually done, and that he posed for a photo op
gratefully receiving a firearm that legislation he sponsored would
have made illegal?
joe,
I think what he's saying (or at least, what I'm saying) is that
service in Vietnam 40 goddamn years ago doesn't tell you a hell of
a lot about a candidate's character or his fitness to hold office.
Lots of people served, lots of people didn't serve. It doesn't make
either group more or less qualified to be president.
What's funny is that there are some otherwise intelligent people
who actually believe that one party has more integrity than the
other and won't stoop to the other side's level.
Shows what good kool-aid they're serving the faithful I
guess.
nmg
Stretch,
I kind of agree with you. When Clinton first ran in '92, I thought
his draft dodging was the worst of all things. (How could you elect
a man to command the Armed services he himself would not
serve).
I have matured in my political thinking much since then. But I
still don't know how I would vote if Clinton were running today and
he were a libertarian. If he refused to serve because he was
against the draft, or sending people to war, then for himself as he
is now for others then he would be cool. But as I see it he was
against serving for himself, because he believed that he is above
it. I don't think I can vote for such a man.
The opposite of course is McCain. I do admire and respect McCain as
a person for what he did and what he lived through. But I can't
vote for him as a president for his lack of understanding of the
constitution.
Larry A,
No. None of that is even a rough approximation of what I'm
saying.
It is illegitimate to dispute, or support for that matter, ANY
claim with bullshit. I'll note that the veracity of any challenge
to Kerry's statements matters not a whit in your formulation -
indeed, this dimension of the question doesn't seem to have worked
its way into your thinking at all.
If it had, you'd know the answer to the questions you ask in your
final 'graf.
Steve, "I think what he's saying (or at least, what I'm saying)
is that service in Vietnam 40 goddamn years ago doesn't tell you a
hell of a lot about a candidate's character or his fitness to hold
office." I disagree. Personal history can be very useful,
especially sitations - like how one responds under the stress and
confusion of a firefight - in which the basic qualities of a
person's character come to the fore.
"Lots of people served, lots of people didn't serve. It doesn't
make either group more or less qualified to be president." I agree.
I'd say it's more important how they did it. Bush "served." And
McCain "served." That doesn't tell us much. But the distinctions
that can be drawn, relating to how they served, are what tells us
something. Similarly, Dick Cheney, he of the five deferrments and
unshakable support for the war, "didn't serve," just like Muhammed
Ali "didn't serve." Once again, I think we can glean something
about their character from the circumstances surrounding their lack
of service.
But as I see it he was against serving for himself, because
he believed that he is above it. I don't think I can vote for such
a man.
That's understandable, but I think his beliefs now are much more
relevant. What if he views his draft-dodging with shame, as a
mistake that he has learned from? That, to me, is the pressing
issue...what are his current beliefs. Certainly, his personal
history has played a significant role in shaping his viewpoint, but
the important thing is his current viewpoint.
Of course, we can depend on him to boldly lie about his current
beliefs in order to get elected, so perhaps verified past actions
have a larger role than I'd like them to.
You don't think someone's personal history is useful in
understanding their character?
Anybody with sufficient will to want control over others through
elected office is already of questionable character, as Stretch
pointed out. I also don't think what one did as a youth 40 years
ago really says much about what that man is like now. A voting
record in the Senate/House and actions as Governor or in other
elected offices are much more telling. David Horowitz was an SDS
big-wig, if you recall.
When I'm 60 I doubt I'll be the same binge-drinking, pissing in the
street sot I was in college. Hell, I'm only a year out of school
and that behavior is gone except on very rare occassions.
Responsibilities will do that to a person.
And, honestly, while I respect folks who sign up for the military,
I don't see it as any more honorable than any other profession.
It's another job that needs doing, and it's an important and
dangerous one, but I can't see a good reason for valuing combat
acheievement over business acumen, constitutional understanding,
economic literacy, or a whole host of other qualities that might be
useful in elected officials.
Put another way: I fail to see how being a grunt or NCO back in
'Nam, Korea, or WWII, makes one any more qualified to determine the
scope and power of the US Government.
It is illegitimate to dispute, or support for that matter,
ANY claim with bullshit.
I agree absolutely, joe.
Of course, I suspect that you believe that every single thing the
Swifties said was bullshit, even though much of it (especially the
post-Viet Nam stuff) obviously was not.
And I suspect you believe that every single thing Kerry said about
his Vietnam sojourn is gold-plated gospel, even though some of it
obviously is not. C'mon, joe, it won't kill you to admit that the
flying dog, the magic hat, Christmas in Cambodia - these are not
exactly sterling examples of veracity on Kerry's part.
Kerry was spinning his stint in Vietnam even while he was there,
for Chrissake. Having his men film him re-enacting the battle -
dunno about you, but that gives me the creeps.
His rotation is a laboratory specimen of the ticket-punching junior
officer. That's not to say it was dishonorable, its just to say
that Kerry's spin is not the be-all and end-all of his quick spin
through the 'Nam.
What if he views his draft-dodging with shame, as a mistake
that he has learned from?
Good enough for me. As long as it is not the "yes, but I didn't
inhale" variety. Ie, if he is contrite and says he made a mistake
and is convincing, that is good enough.
Speaking of which, "yes but I didn't inhale" is along the same
lines because, he also seems to think that it was ok and even
understandable for him to smoke dope, and yet ok to have under him
the force of law deprive people of 25 years of their life for the
same.
I'm sick of a Left that won't leave my wallet alone. I'm sick of
a Right that won't leave my morals alone. I guess that makes me a
true centrest. Any questions?
If Malkin truly believes there are no problems in this area on the
Right, she should spend more time on freerepublic.
"Personal history can be very useful, especially sitations -
like how one responds under the stress and confusion of a firefight
- in which the basic qualities of a person's character come to the
fore."
ironically, that's very similar to the claims made against clinton
for his "draft dodging."
i dunno...the whole thing sounds like "no, my multimillionaire
puppet is better!" versus "no, *my* multimillionaire puppet is
better!" like, good for you guys...
Calipyggie
Damn. Someone took a handle I was considering to use. Well, a
variation of it, anyway.
It seems we both have known a few ring knockers, RC.
I served long enough to know that putting in a few years for Uncle
Sam is not a reliable indicator of character. I spent time with men
I wouldn't trust to babysit a lump of coal and others with whom I
would trust the lives of my children. As for Kerry, I would never
trust a man who would lie about hunting.
Calipyggie
Damn. Someone took a handle I was considering to
use.
Oh, you can have it. For me it's 'use once and discard'.
Joe: It is illegitimate to dispute, or support for that
matter, ANY claim with bullshit.
I'll buy that. But it's not illegitimate to dispute a claim
because it's BS.
I'll note that the veracity of any challenge to Kerry's
statements matters not a whit in your formulation - indeed, this
dimension of the question doesn't seem to have worked its way into
your thinking at all.
I spent a full tour in Vietnam as an infantry lieutenant, and I'm a
Texas Hunter Education Master Instructor. Based on my experience
and training in both issues the statements in opposition to Kerry
made more sense than his statements in support did.
If it had, you'd know the answer to the questions you ask in
your final 'graf.
My answer would be that anyone who talks about cleaning and hanging
doves, or crawling through the brush with a shotgun hunting deer,
isn't a hunter.
Oh, you can have it. For me it's 'use once and
discard'.
That's ok. It's.....damaged goods now.
"I can't say the word on Malkin's book comes as a surprise. But
I assume that she, like Ann Coulter, is only kidding, while
counting on her fans and anti-fans to miss the joke."
I'm not sure how many of her fans miss the joke. Nor the anti-fans
for that matter...
not taking sides here, but comparing comments by Cameron Diaz to comments by Michelle Malkin or Anne Coulter is comparing apples to oranges (or maybe bananas...as in MM and AC are bananas). Miss Diaz is a very doable actress. not a pundit. not a leader of a left-liberal group. not a leader in the Democratic party. MM and AC are fairly doable, but both are pundits, have large, right-wing audiences and appear regularly in the right-leaning media outlets. they have much more sway over public opinion than Miss Diaz, no matter how much more doable she is. similarly (as joe pointed out) RC's comparison of a junior member of Congress (I'll take joe's word for this, as I've never even heard of this woman) as a source of lunatic comments is singularly unconvincing, especially with the recent tagging of Murtha as a coward in open session and the GOP attack on McCain (one of their own! supposedly, anyway) as being pro-terrorist because of his support of anti-torture legislation.
More Rush Limbaugh clones. Put a dress on 'em and they get to be
way sassy.
For an X-rated romp, advanced search on blogspot for author Bachem
Macuno.
Both sides have their shares of assholes.
But liberals' assholery generally manifests itself in smug
soccer-momism: "Democrats care! We're socially engineering you for
your own good, because we know better than you! Why can't you
accept common sense restrictions on etc., etc., etc.?"
Conservative assholes, on the other hand, are a lot more prone to
what Neiwert calls "eliminationist rhetoric" and brownshirt
thuggery. People like Adam Yoshida are a lot more common on the
right.
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