Friday Funnies

Who killed who?

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  • Longtorso||

    My link free pithy comment was marked spam.

  • Cyto||

    Wow, that really makes sense when you think about it....

  • Longtorso||

    Bok killed humor.

  • ||

    The EU getting the Nobel Peace Prize is the real Friday Funny.

  • Palin's Buttplug||

    They can use the prize money.

  • Pound. Head. On. Desk.||

    And they'll burn it up in about 15 minutes.

  • ||

    Already spent.

  • Pound. Head. On. Desk.||

    That's austerity, man! Downright frugal. I mean skinflint. Wait... WHAT?!

  • Restoras||

    +16T

  • ||

    Obama looks like a scrawny mongoloid. But this cartoon makes him look even worse.

  • ||

    I'm confused. So the Kenyan thing is a fib?

  • ||

    Yep, Poppa Obama was born Mongolia. Or is that another gripping docu-drama-mentary?

  • Palin's Buttplug||

    I've been trying to recall one single memorable point any of the four candidates has made in their debate and can't think of one.

  • Jeff||

    Biden made a memorable point about how he never voted for the Afghan war, the Iraq war, and Medicare Part D. Too bad it wasn't true.

  • Palin's Buttplug||

    actual quote

    “It came from this man voting to put two wars on a credit card, at the same time, put a prescription drug plan on the credit card, a trillion dollar tax cut for the very wealthy.”

    “I was there, I voted against them,” Biden continued. “I said, no, we can’t afford that.”

    Dubious for sure. "Them" to most of us means the entire package.

    We can't afford that is very similar to "You didn't build that".

    The "that" is referencing another topic.

  • ||

    Yanno, the definition of "is" has never been thoroughly established, so let's not go with the, "the definition of that," Shriekykins.

  • Randian||

    So by "them", he just meant the tax cut. Which would be, in the pronoun world, more appropriately called an "it".

  • sarcasmic||

    Who's the guy with the big ears?

    Needs more labels.

  • LTC(ret) John||

    Yeah, who are these people?! C'mon Bok - LABELZ!

  • Whiterun Guard||

    Those aren't ears, they appear to be some sort of power ring constructs - maybe decorative plates. Apparently in the third panel, the Indigo Lanterns got to him.

    This is a very astute commentary on the Lantern Corps participation in the Rann-Thanagar wars, but I'm not sure I can put my finger on exactly what it is. Then again, I did miss a lot of the JLA tie-ins, so that's probably why I don't get it.

    No idea why Sinestro is being carried off by Capt. Cold and Doc Ock in the last fram. Must be some wierd GLC/Flash/Spiderman crossover that I missed.

  • LTC(ret) John||

    I thought the last frame was a 70 year old, portly Hitler and Sheldon form the Big Bang Theory hauling away a defeated flyweight boxer?

  • Whiterun Guard||

    LOL, what do you think this is, Earth-Prime or something?

  • Restoras||

    I'm friday morning horny and I saw 'label' as 'labia'.

    Should I seek help?

  • ||

    Some lime jello and a sauna should do the trick.

  • ||

    Seeking it on this board isn't going to get you anywhere. Or, worse, it'll get you somewhere.

  • LTC(ret) John||

    FTW! What will you do with your newly won thread, hamilton?

  • ||

    There's American Psycho in both the lime jello reference and Hamilton's tan but I can't figure out what to do with them.

  • ||

    Yay! Actually just seeing the lime jello comment come up microseconds before my own made me feel all validated inside. I'm going to head over to Jezebel now and use this hard-won higher consciousness to score a few chicks.

  • Whiterun Guard||

    When you're pushed, killin's as easy as breathing.

  • Rich||

    Third-panel Obama must have been fed after midnight.

  • ||

    pity he wasn't Mogwai-cute to begin with

  • Tim||

    "A giant eyeball that washed ashore and was found by a beachcomber in Pompano Beach, Fla., "

    Anybody seen Warty?

    http://cosmiclog.nbcnews.com/_.....gists?lite

  • Mongo||

    Doc: "I have some bad news and worse news - the bad news is your wife gave birth to a giant eyeball."

    Man: "My God - that's horrible! What's the worse news?"

    Doc: "It's blind."

  • Randian||

    Is the guy on the right John Cleese or Hitler? Can't tell.

  • LTC(ret) John||

    Hey?! Don't mention the war!

  • ||

    Fool! John Cleese is much taller.

  • geo1113||

    And Hitler was more charming.

  • sarcasmic||

  • Tim||

    One thing I took away from the debate is that there will be no war recession.

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    No comment.

  • Tim||

    Point of order: that is technically a comment.

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