Friday Funnies

Chik-Fil-A and Rahmbo

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    What are Chicago values, exactly?

  • Lord Humungus||

    deep dish pizza, corruption at all levels, and the Cubs.

  • Restoras||

    Cubs? I thought the Bears or the Bulls were Chi-town's team. Heck, even the Blackhawks won a championship recently.

  • Almanian's Evil Twin||

    Also - oddly enough - fried chicken.

  • LTC(ret) John||

    Harold's Fried Chicken, to be exact.

  • Whiterun Guard||

    Does Harold hate the gays too?

  • Bucky||

    irony, irony, Emanuel means "God with us"...

  • Mike M.||

    They were best articulated by Jimmy Malone in "The Untouchables": kill the other guy before he kills you.

  • Lord Humungus||

    that head looks like a gun pointed at the church - what is he trying to say there?

  • Generic Stranger||

    That he has a thing for dick faces.

  • Whiterun Guard||

    He just hates Prune Tracy.

  • ||

    more to the point, why does Chick-Fil-A's fast food walk around churches in checked shirts? Who eats ambulatory, vaguely humanoid fast food anyway (apart from Michael Moore)?

  • Generic Stranger||

    Roseanne Bar and Rosie O'Donnell

  • Almanian's Evil Twin||

    STEVE SMITH

  • Generic Stranger||

    And how do you know that Rosie O'Donnell isn't STEVE SMITH. Have you ever seen them in the same room together? Well, HAVE YOU?!

  • Bobarian||

    Rosie's dick is bigger.

  • ||

    Does anybody actually wear a Chik-fil-A shirt, even gay haters? Even people that work there?

  • Whiterun Guard||

    Why did they drop an anvil on that poor grunge musician's head?

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    Because they made him mail fish on Fridays?

  • Bee Tagger||

    Chick Fil-A turned it's back on the Catholic church?

  • Generic Stranger||

    That's a dangerous thing to do...if you're a choir boy.

  • ||

    I like how it's "Catholic Church" - the cheaper generic version - rather than the fancy-pants name-brand like St Joseph of Cupertino

  • $park¥||

    That's not just any generic Catholic church, it's the +Catholic Church. Unfortunately, they don't pull in as much tithe money as the ++Catholic Church down the road.

  • ||

    All the new Catholics worship at the #Catholic Church.

  • $park¥||

    Payne really had the creative juices going this week. Must have been quite the undertaking to turn the comments of several million people into a picture.

  • Longtorso||

    There should be a 4 word limit in the Friday Funnies. Next week's will probably look like the opening crawl to Star Wars - just a bunch of words going down the screen.

  • sarcasmic||

    This monkey's gone to heaven...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHVKndMZIwI

  • ||

    OH GOD NOOOOOOOOO

  • Longtorso||

    Sad thing is, the whole Catholic child rape thing isn't even one of the "non Chicago values" in question.

  • ||

    Why is the Hunchback wearing a Chick-Fil-A shirt.

    "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"

  • ||

    Why was I not made of breaded chicken - like thee?

  • $park¥||

    I don't know that guy's name, but his face rings a bell.

  • Restoras||

    I think he was in a Pink Panther cartoon.

  • Almanian's Evil Twin||

    "Do you have a lie-SAWNNNNNNNSSSS for that MINKee?"

  • ||

    I've now got the slinky PP theme stuck in my head. Bastard.

  • Restoras||

    Earworm!

  • LTC(ret) John||

    Curse Restoras' nimble typing skillz!

  • Restoras||

    It's all that time pushing counters around hexagonal mapboards!

  • LTC(ret) John||

    The Mancini Ear Worm strikes again!

  • Almanian's Evil Twin||

    Hiyo!

  • ||

    *golf clappers*

  • Almanian's Evil Twin||

    Not horrid. Something worse. A terrible thing found deep in the recesses of man's mind. A place not discussed in polite company. And therefore appropriate for H 'n' R.

    Two waffle-fry-grease-coated thumbs up down.

  • Longtorso||

    Did Payne just award himself " + 1 Catholic Church" for that cartoon?

  • Whiterun Guard||

    Joke's on him, he should have identified it first. It's actually a -3 Cursed Catholic Church, Backbiting. Enjoy dying to a couple of gnolls now, scrub!

  • LTC(ret) John||

    Vorpal Comment of Sarcasm, +6 to hit.

  • Restoras||

    Ahh, the highly coveted vorpal sword. Decapitation on any natural 20 roll? Was that the rule?

  • Tim||

    WHat does it mean?

  • $park¥||

    It represents Chick-fil-A's existential cry for help that can do nothing but echo across the void since the church has been shut down. It show Chicago's crisis of faith as they blindly follow their mayor in turning their backs on the once great church. It stands for the loneliness that all must feel when the gates of Heaven are closed off by men of power.

  • LTC(ret) John||

    He would if could... but Cardinal George swings big dick in that town.

  • Rich||

    Sorry, Henry, that's the worst rendering of Joe Bltzflk I've ever seen.

  • Loki||

    So what "Chicago values" does the Catholic church not share?

    Child molestation?
    Rule by a small group of incredibly corrupt elites?
    Cronyism?

  • Broseph of Invention||

    1. Is it really all Rahm's fault when the church attendees invite him in every Christmas with "O Come, O Come, Emanuel"?

    2. Why is the cartoon styled in selective coloring like Sin City? Is he implying the Catholic Church is full of sin?

    3. Is the yellow shirt responsible for attracting the killer bee swarm?

    4. Don't Catholics already think the church is closed on days other than Easter and Christmas?

    This whole thing creates more questions than it answers, especially with so few labels.

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