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Penn State Ear Plugs

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  • ||

    Shouldn't someone be lighting those cigarettes in their ears?

  • db||

    The Lasch building is nowhere near Beaver Stadium. Is Bok suggesting they install public showers near the stadium?

  • Pound. Head. On. Desk.||

    JoPa and the President both wore her panties? Gotta love college girls!

  • db||

    These kids and their fashion these days. Everyone knows the lipstick goes on below the white stick-on Hitler mustache.

  • Ted S.||

    I thought it was funny. But then, I visit reason with only cached images set to load, so all I saw was an empty white rectangle.

  • $park¥||

    Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

  • Whiterun Guard||

    Where are the pinball machines?

  • ||

    they're reserved for the deaf dumb and blind kids, not Chatty Cathys like this woman with weird cleavage

  • db||

    That is a monoboob, and now you have othered a cartoon character.

  • some guy||

    The recent performance by Im Dong-Hyun lends new credibility to claims made in Pinball Wizard.

  • $park¥||

    What? No "Batman" massacre? Because that would have been funny.

  • Whiterun Guard||

    The Bok Knight Rises

  • LTC(ret) John||

    Great, thanks for that. People are looking over here, wondering if I am OK, as I groaned quite audibly.

  • Restoras||

    LTC, we had a lively back and forth yesterday regarding how US military forces would break in the highly unlikely event of a totalitarian government being established here and the resulting insurrection/revolution.

    Any insights? I presume from your handle that you might have some.

  • Libertymike||

    Bruce Wayne is working feverishly to uncover the truth in order to restore JoPa's legacy.

  • ||

    Wow, Bok. I didn't think you could your stuff could get more inane, but somehow you did it.

  • Jeff||


  • Bee Tagger||

    Is there anything that doesn't turn a Secret Service agent on?

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    I don't know how they can see or hear the tour guide with those things on. This doesn't make any sense.

  • Whiterun Guard||

    Ain't got no distractions
    Can't hear no buzzers and bells
    Don't see no lights are flashin'
    Plays by sense of smell

  • some guy||

    Always gets the replay
    Never see Him fall

  • Whiterun Guard||

    Ain't got no distractions
    Can't hear no buzzers and bells
    Don't see no lights are flashin'
    Plays by sense of smell

  • db||

    Do you just keep humming that one stanza over and over? I hate it when that happens.

  • General Butt Naked||

    They don't want to ruin the surprise.

    "What surprise?" you ask.

    A intimate one-on-one meeting with the team's defensive coordinator! In the showers! Just like the players!

    Fuck it, just get in the rape-box honkys.

  • db||

    I am a little grossed out by the idea of wearing someone else's earplugs.

  • Quetzalcoatl||

    I don't really get the dig at Obama... it's like they felt like it should be there, but it doesn't make any sense in the context.

  • Ska||

    Maybe she (Bok) means the president of Penn State.

  • mr simple||

    So you just read through all these comments and thought they were made in earnest? Or have you just taken it to the next level? If so, bravo.

  • db||

    Hey, I don't know about you, but I made those comments in Earnest. Hell, he even suggested some of them.

  • Loki||

    "Know what I mean, Vern?"

  • Bucky||

    R.I.P. Earnest...
    can you imagine him aggravating St. Pete at the gate?

  • $park¥||

    You know what would have given this "cartoon" some small glimmer of humor? If there was a white haired gentleman holding a young boy's hand while walking towards the shower room in the background.

  • Tim||


  • sarcasmic||

    Shouldn't they be wearing masks over their mouths?

    Hear, see, speak..?

    Also, not enough labels.

  • ||

    and what labels has used are wrong. Everyone knows the showers have been renamed the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Rape Sauna

  • Bucky||

    and route 322 has been renamed...

  • db||

    The Hershey Highway?

  • Loki||

    So they're all wearing the magic shades from They Live?

    "Put on the glasses!"

  • TigDooo||

    This makes a whole lot of sene dude.

  • Bobarian||

    OK so going across, I recognize Hillary, Rahm, Barry, Joe, and Janet... but who is the tall blond? Did Bok forget what Michelle looks like?

    Also - Next weeks FF:

    Change 'Joe Pa' to 'Joe Bi' and draw WH in background.

  • Jesus H. Christ||

    The tall blonde is either Kathleen Sebelius or Jenny McCarthy.

  • ||

    I don't recall seeing President Obama wearing those sunglasses.

  • mr lizard||

    I have had so much fun calling penn state supporters knee-toucher. After so many rules meant to protect the children I say screw the children and screw penn state.

  • anon||

    Too late, already done.

  • Concerned Citizen||

    An extreme leftist friend, who graduated from Penn State and is of Italian descent, thinks the NCAA punishment was too harsh. I replied "maybe the NCAA views their bylaws as a living document."

  • Ralph Wylie||

    News Flash-
    *Name change: PENN State will now be called PED State.
    *Jerry Sandusky and Joe Paterno named 'Men of the Year' by Nambla.
    *Michael 'Big Gulp' Bloomberg to ask for outlaw of all showers at athletic facilities.
    *Obama signs Executive Order to silence critics of his past gay bathhouse membership.

  • ||

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