Friday Funnies

Dead Heat

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  • Almanian's Evil Twin||

    Who stapled the sides of Robin Williams' head to each other? And why are Tracy Morgan's ears so big?

    Also, I think it needs more labels.

    Don't get.

  • General Butt Naked||

    I thought that it was Jay Leno with finger potatoes glued to his head, and the Howard Stern show's Beetlejuice?

  • Bee Tagger||

    Don't be ridiculous, that's clearly George McFly.

  • Almanian's Evil Twin||

    George McFly's not black!

    Oh! the other one - right...

  • General Butt Naked||

    Jay Leno, George McFly who cares?!

    I just want to know why "Chip" decided to glue finger potatoes to the side of his head.

  • Almanian's Evil Twin||

    You know who else glued finger potatoes to the side of his head....

  • ||

    Mr. Po. Tay. Toe. Head?

  • Mo' $parky||

  • General Butt Naked||

    Henry Payne?

  • Just Dropping By||

    I thought it was David Lynch with the sides of his head stapled in.

  • ||

    Nice use of purple tones in this drawing of a now superseded design for a wrench on the left, and the vagina dentata on the right

  • ||

    You do know that vagina dentata follows the mid-sagittal (vertical) plane? Not the coronal (horizontal) plane.

    An Aussie dentist told me that. In fact, the same one that pulled out all her ex's teeth not too long ago. And she is not a spunky sheila.

  • ||

    I did know that. Could you please stop destroying my idiotic semi-pun with facts, knowledge, cleverness, etc?

  • ||

    Cleverness? You gave me a compliment! *blush*

    You're wish is my command, m'lady...

  • ||

    And if you could teach me how to spell "Your", I would be indebted.

  • ||

    that's easy. Y-O-R-E

  • Eduard van Haalen||

    You spelled it right, your handwriting was just hard to read.

  • Mensan||

    I don't mean to start an anatomy terminology argument again, BUT the coronal (or frontal) plane is vertical also.

  • ||

    Actually, you are correct, Mensan. Proper terminology would indeed be the axial plane. I visualized in my head in my head the corpus in the lithotomy position.

    I stand corrected.

  • db||

    Wrench? I thought you folks called it a "spanner."

  • ||

    A no-frills tool, yes, I'd call that a spanner. But we do use "wrench" especially for the more arcane types

    Also, I seem to use more Americanisms around here, presumably in an effort to be understood.

  • Mo' $parky||

    Spend a little more time here and you'll eventually be able to talk real good.

  • General Butt Naked||

    Jesus.

  • Almanian's Evil Twin||

    For some reason, your concise, poignant plea made me laugh out loud.

    Thank you, GBN.

  • General Butt Naked||

    Anything I can do to help us through this dark time of humorless cartoonery.

  • ||

    humorless cartoonery.....are you referring to politics in general or the friday funnies?

  • ||

    False Choice there, Rajun' Cajun'. You forgot the MSM, the real funhouse mirror of the American Psyche.

  • Whiterun Guard||

    Man I wish I hadn't let my subscription to Mainstream Press run out.

  • Lord Humungus||

    only 99c for a year!

  • Fatty Bolger||

    Too much.

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    Those Muslims sure do like to stone each other, even in high school I guess.

  • Longtorso||

    I won't be able to make the morning links.

    The IPCC: Going Where No Scientist Should Go
    The next IPCC report will include a chapter that discusses gender inequality, marginalized populations, and traditional knowledge. So much for providing “rigorous…scientific information.”

  • Mike M.||

    There are increasing signs that the weather Chicken Littles are about to finally give up on their failed attempts to ram through crap like the Kyoto Protocal and a global "Cap and Trade" system.

    We're going to be hearing less and less about the global warming non-issue as they shift gears.

  • Longtorso||

  • ||

    http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Ca.....99636.html

    http://wattsupwiththat.com/201.....line-ever/

    I could post a hundred of those, but you already get the idea.
    Fucking. Idiots. Never. Learn.

  • Mike M.||

    Needz moar labels.

  • General Butt Naked||

    To the person with Virginia plates I saw recently:

    Just because you have many horse themed bumper stickers doesn't mean that a personal plate that says "Ilvhors" is going to be thought of by fellow drivers as equestrian related.

    True story.

  • ||

    now that's a Friday Funny

  • ||

    You owe me a new monitor. :-)

  • SugarFree||

    What's the big deal? The driver just loves hors d'oeuvres.

  • ||

    Everyone knows the Italians taught the French how to cook. And ride horses.

  • General Butt Naked||

    ...and fuck.

  • Mo' $parky||

    Also, fried chicken?

  • Bobarian||

    Now I have to order a vanity plate.

  • SugarFree||

    I love the attempt to give Romney--a bland, unsalted cracker of a man--the intense stare of a deranged right-winger. If there is one thing that we know about Romney it's that his positions are not fanatically held.

    Whereas the smarm of the Obama one is dead-on.

  • General Butt Naked||

    What the fuck kind of drugs do you have to take to see some intentional subtle context in a Bok "drawing"?

  • SugarFree||

    Just the usual handful of pills and injections that keeps my hollow semblance of life shambling forward.

  • General Butt Naked||

    Sounds like something I could use.

    Mmmmm, pills. Sweet, sweet pills...

  • ||

    Joke's on you! Those are bath saltz...

  • SugarFree||

    FACE MEAT!

  • Brian from Texas||

    They're not so different in middle age either. In fact, they're so interchangeable that if you're a supporter of either one it shouldn't matter to you which one wins in November.

  • Bucky||

    drugs much?

  • Almanian's Evil Twin||

    Maybe we could all pitch in so Reason could afford to buy some used "Hi and Lois" or "Andy Capp" comics.

    You know, something less unfunny.

    I guess that's what the annual Begathon is all about. Apparently I didn't give enough last year. That's what this is about, isn't it, "REASON" - if that's you're REAL name?

  • Almanian's Evil Twin||

    Also, I MEANT to say "you're" right there. MEANT it.

  • John||

    I bet they could get Mary Worth cheap.

  • ||

    Who didn't?

  • John||

    Or classic Garfield.

  • Almanian's Evil Twin||

    HEY, WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE JUST GO GLUE SOME FINGER POTATOES TO THE SIDES OF SOMEONE ELSE'S HEAD TODAY?! HUH?!!

    WHY NOT???!!!

    OK, I'll leave now.

  • Brian from Texas||

    This artist must have had a field day with Ross Perot 20 years ago, the way he draws Obama here.

  • Loki||

    He's probably just recycling old drawings of Perot and adding "blackface" to them.

  • Mo' $parky||

    Viewing the Friday "Funnies" without reading the comments is like watching a ventriloquist on TV with Mute on.

  • plu1959||

    You, sir, are the Friday Funny.

  • db||

    Venezuela bans private firearm ownership. All the BBC can say about it is that "The ban is the latest attempt by the government to improve security and cut crime ahead of elections in October." Also, they cite statistics on murder and crime rates in Venezuela. There is not one word about how Chavez and his cronies have increasingly tightened their grip and attempted to silence opposition. Not a peep about how other totalitarian regimes have made total civilian disarmament (which Chavez openly claims is his goal) a key part of their strategies for maintaining repressive power.

  • SugarFree||

    TRUST DEMOCRACY!

  • John||

    Well it is not like draconian firearms restrictions haven't worked in Mexico.

  • General Butt Naked||

    They would except for the "gunshow loophole" we have here in the states.

  • John||

    Well Eric Holder was trying to fix that until those damned Retuglicans stopped him.

  • plu1959||

    those damned Retuglicans

    Hey, you no say that about Governor Christie!

  • ||

    That's a Retublican.

  • Untempered Individualist||

    *guffaw*

  • General Butt Naked||

    What about the fact that in the egalitarian socialist paradise that Chavez has built there would be no need for crime, and that the New Communist Man would be above the petty boojwaz concerns that cause men to murder each other.

    Guess the beatings will continue until morale improves. Hit 'em harder Cezar!

  • Tim||

    Asaad told him it's a hell of a lot easier to terrorize and summarily execute unarmed civillians.

  • John||

    THIS

  • Loki||

    Not a peep about how other totalitarian regimes have made total civilian disarmament (which Chavez openly claims is his goal) a key part of their strategies for maintaining repressive power.

    If they did that some of their British readers might start to wonder why they have such repressive gun control laws in their own country. Nope, it's all about "security" and "cutting crime".

  • ||

    The cartoons are a lot like a black hole of cartoons. No humor can escape them and the suckage per cubic foot in unimaginable.

  • Mo' $parky||

    The "cartoons" posted in the Friday Funnies thread are intentionally pulled from the worst of the worst. The real point of this weekly exercise is to allow the commentariat to flex their comedic muscle in an attempt to thoroughly excoriate the "artist" and introduce new memes into the collective.

  • Untempered Individualist||

    introduce new memes into the collective

    "The collective"? Ain't no collective 'round here. Git!

  • Bill||

    You too, will be assimilated.

  • ||

    The Friday Funnies are a non-surgical cure for an unwanted, painful priapism.

  • Jack the Reaper||

    Beware the Bok Event Horizon!!!

  • plu1959||

  • Bill||

    Just as Krugnuts warned.

  • ||

    Breaking News:

    We are on the cusp of the zombie Apocalypse and all we get are shitty cartoons.

    http://www.sodahead.com/living.....n-2689967/

  • db||

    Jesus that's terrible.

  • The Gay Lantern||

    yawn

  • emerson||

    Question: Why is Nick G. always railing against hacky political cartoonists when he's got two of the worst offenders right here at reason?

  • Bobarian||

    It is a sarcastic and ironic commentary on the duality of political discourse in this country.

    We just don't get the joke.

  • RigDaVig||

    That looks like it might just actually work. WOw.

    www.Data-Privacy.tk

  • Barack||

    You forgot the UNFORGIVABLE. Mitt is rich. That's not allowed anymore.

  • 35N4P2BYY||

    They are working on ensuring all that are rich enough to, will leave. Just give them time, sheesh.

  • ||

    And then hold a gun to their head and shake them down before they're allowed to leave. Quite ingenious really.

  • sweeterjan||

    ins, Ray Winstone, and Nick http://www.lunettesporto.com/l.....c-3_7.html Frost—all of them, it pains me to report, playing dwarves?

    Snow White and the Huntsman

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