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Romney and Gingrich visit the beach

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  • Fist of Etiquette||

    It looks like Romney has wormsign.

  • ||

    Romney's going to get crushed. There's drumsand off to his left and he's standing in the direct sight line between Newt and a frozen daiquiri shack.

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  • ||

    God-Emperor of Florida.

  • The Art-P.O.G.||

    I do like the drawing. I think you guys have better ideas about the captions. I think Henry Payne by Herbert is a similar improvement as Family Circus by Lovecraft.

  • invisible furry hand||

  • ||

    I don't know; Mitt definitely seems like somebody without rhythm and, as Fatboy Slim has noted, if you walk without rhythm, then you won't attract the worm.

  • Muad Dib||

    Usul has called a big one.

  • invisible furry hand||

    Gotta give credit to Bok - he's gone from bewildering and unfunny to just unfunny. Onwards and upwards!

  • ||

    Except that this isn't by Chip Bok; it's by Henry Payne.

  • annonymous commenter some guy||

    This was by Henry Payne. Not Bok.

    New artist. Same crap.

  • invisible furry hand||

    Are we really sure they're different people?

  • Ventifact||

    I don't understand. If the bucket is Mitt, who is that dude straddling the giant Goldfish snack cracker?

    Needs fewer labels?

  • Rhywun||

    I thought that was Obama, and I was wondering why his sandals are attached by wires to something off-camera.

  • Almanian||

    Because RACIST! That's why.

  • yonemoto||

    looks more like John Kerry.


    Much funnier:

    Elvis vs Cthulhu

  • WTF||

    So...Romney is Elvis and Gingrich is Cthulhu? I still don't get it.

  • H. Reardon||

    Even funnier: Get rid of the chainsaw and portray Elvis as a Kung-fu master.

  • e||

    thanks, that made my day.

    (btw original source seems to be:

  • Marmaduke||

  • Bee Tagger||

    Who knew Dick Nixon was so barrel-chested.

  • Rev. Blue Moon ||

    Newt Gingrich's terrible secret is revealed: he is, in reality...Meatwad!

    "Listen to me, Randy. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside-- whether you're white or black or a sasquatch even-- as long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is, except for a sasquatch. If you're a sasquatch, the rules are different."

    If you're a sasquatch, the rules are different.

    *Nods in rapey agreemet*

  • Rev. Blue Moon ||

    "Yeah, hey thanks for not rinsing out your dishes in the sink STEVE, that's really legendary of you."

  • ¢||

    America will always remember the fateful day when Alan Thicke shoveled a bucket of MITT on Jim O'Rourke.

  • Bee Tagger||


  • Tim||

    Where are the flesh eating crabs? That would have been edgy.

  • Rev. Blue Moon ||

    dad-a-CHUCK? dum-A-chum?

  • Bill||


    Talk about a weird ass series of books.


  • mr simple||

    Someone obviously didn't read William Dyer's warning about exploring Antarctica.

  • Tim||

    Alert Kurt Russell !

  • Almanian||

    Alert Keri Russell!

  • Wilt||

    Alert Cazzie Russell!

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  • Ice Nine||

    Seems like Mitt's poop scoop is going to be a bit too small.

  • Questions on THE RIGHT TO TAKE||

    • Is the right to take a negative or positive right?

    • Since it is any white person's right, is it an individual right or a collective right?

    "[The Native Americans] didn't have any rights to the land ... Any white person who brought the element of civilization had the right to take over this continent." ~Ayn Rand, US Military Academy at West Point, March 6, 1974

  • Derp||

    Hurr durr hurr durr hurr! DURR HURR DURRR HURRRRR DURR HURR!

  • Questions on THE RIGHT TO TAKE||

    That's about as much as we can expect from market fundamentalists. It's the same as walking into an evangelical fundamentalist church with Origin of the Species. It makes the monkeys in man pants howl.

  • anon||

    Godesky, I haven't forgotten about you. Would you like some more catalogs? Maybe I'll call work this time. As an escort.

  • Questions on THE RIGHT TO TAKE||

    You're just butthurt by my superior intellect and your inability to parry it.

  • anon||

    lol @ "superior intellect."

  • Bill||

    Do you take trade-ins for comic books or are you a cash only store?

  • Questions on THE RIGHT TO TAKE||

    When one is as intellectually bankrupt as you, there's nothing to swap but insults.

  • ||

    Dude,'re the most intellectually bankrupt of all. Many of us have spent our valuable time debating with you in good faith, and you return nothing but bad faith and insults. Wherafter, trolls get trolled.

  • ||

    Fucking Obvious Troll tries again.I think the point being made was this - A person that doesn't recognize or respect the property rights of others has no right to claim that others must respect theirs.If property rights don't exist and might makes right then anyone be they black,white,red or green has an equal claim to the property of anyone else.Where these rights are recognized the reverse would be true.The fact you can bandy about a non sequitor like"collective rights"tells the rest of us all we need to know about your intentions and intelligence.If individual and property rights don't exist then the only thing that we are left with IS your beloved"right to take".Which if you think about it real hard,is closer in definition to a"collective power"exercised by a strong group over a weaker one. Stop with the state fellating already,gargle some Drano and go embarrass yourself elsewhere.

  • Almanian||

    1) Why is this being drawn from the perspective of looking over the right shoulder of a man with a hairy back?
    2) Why are John Kerry and Denny McLain with white hair not labelled so we know who they are?
    3) Why is John Kerry holding a flyswatter?
    4) Why is the flyswatter not labelled?
    5) Why is they bucket of Santorum mis-labelled as a bucket of Mitt?
    6) Why does that sign say "Florida" when this is obviously "Kitty Hawk, NC" and an homage to manned flight and Moon Colonies™?
    7) Why do they not show the ass of the person whom John Kerry is obviously fucking doggy style?

    Also, moar labels. Not one of your better efforts, Henry Bok

  • anon||

    I thought this one was pretty appropriate. Man you guys are harsh.

  • db||

    Ike don't mean it, baby.

  • ||

    Is this a fat joke?

  • ||

    Seriously, Payne, this is all you can come up with?

    You should be wrangling shopping carts at Walmart.

  • Bobarian||

    Ever since Mittens won Florida, he's been using that shovel to dig a deep hole for himself. He is in danger of having the Sand-worm fall in on him and crush him.

    Maybe this one should have panels or be serialized?

  • ||

    Some people really seem to know what tiem it is. WOw.

  • ||

    Mitt looks like Reagan, when he instead should look more like Ted Danson. Newt's not terrible, but the eyebrows are ALL wrong-- he has a Leprechaun-ish pronounced arch.

    I too wonder why Reagan's Mitt's sandals are wired with fuses.

  • corrector||

    I too wonder why Reagan's Mitt's sandals are wired with fuses.

    Romneybot is remote controlled, not automatous - and certainly not explosive.


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