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The GOP Primary

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  • Live Free or Diet||

    Burst, cursed, nursed, pursed, thirst, worst, versed... First!

  • Live Free or Diet||

    Hard to type this early!

  • guy in the back row||

    He couldn't think of anything funnier about the candidates?

  • Live Free or Diet||

    He didn't want to whelm us.

  • wtp||

    GOMP

  • SFC B||

    It's GOMP
    It's GOMP
    It's GOMP
    He's kinda square...

  • ||

    The drawing of Gingrich is racist.

  • The Art-P.O.G.||

    Heh.

  • invisible furry hand||

    Surely the collective genius of Hit&Run; can do better in expanding GOP than this?

  • The Art-P.O.G.||

    Is it more of a satirical backronym or humorous acronym?

  • ||

    I would like to apologise to all of the liberals, who I didn't believe or thought they were being irrational, that said the Republican voters were a bunch of uneducated and stupid people. Though I wouldn't go as far as to say stupid, I now understand their sentiments.

  • invisible furry hand||

    I prefer to think of Republican voters as absurdist satirists. Just try saying President Newt without laughing.

  • Live Free or Diet||

    And I thought there was nothing that could get me to vote for Obama.

  • AlmightyJB||

    About a year ago, I had a bunch of people telling me Obama was one and done. No way he gets re-elected. I told them all then to not underestimate the GOP's ability to snatch defeat out of the hands of victory. I believe I even mention Newt by name.

  • Bill||

    This is just a strategy to get Romney to look better. Once everyone finally realizes what a douche Newt is, they will coalesce around Romney and he will get 42% of the Repubs to vote for him.

  • Almanian||

    Newcular Titties does give new meaning to the phrase, "She turned me into a Newt!" Apparently, it does NOT "get better" in all cases...

  • ||

    President Ne...New...ne...hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...(breather)...hhaahhaahhahahahahha

  • Bee Tagger||

    I must have missed this episode of Today's Special. I always got the impression Sam Crenshaw wasn't all that well-respected.

  • mr simple||

    Wow, deep cut, man.

  • AlmightyJB||

    I'll take Things That Aren't
    Funny for a thousand Alex.

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    And South Carolina takes one on the chin.

  • AlmightyJB||

    I think it's all over their chin and it's not pretty.

  • AlmightyJB||

    Oh BTW Reason. I just want to thank you for making it virtually impossible to read or leave comments if you have an Android phone. I'm sure I will appreciate all of the time you have freed up that I had formally been wasting.

  • ||

    It's the same thing on iPhones. So much for the cosmotarian charge.

  • db||

    It's fixed now. I emailed Alissi a couple days ago and now i can read and post from the android.

  • Relieved||

    Thank god!

  • Tonio||

    I prefer to waste my time informally.

  • Terr||

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Bee Tagger||

    On Fox & Friends this morning the 2 male caricatures couldn't agree on how Santorum did last night in the debate.

    One said "fantastic", but the other refused to budge from "spectacular."

  • AlmightyJB||

    One man's gold is another man's santorum.

  • The Question of Auban||

    Fox & Friends is the reason I leave for work an hour earlier than I have to. I can't STAND that show. I live with Fox News Junkies.

  • Almanian||

    Why is Jimmy Carter wearing a "Newt" button?

    Also - needs more labels.

  • invisible furry hand||

    Yeah, and where's that giant finger on the left going?

  • The Question of Auban||

    Because he is a fellow Georgian?

  • Sparky||

    I don't get it.

  • db||

    Hooray for Mike Alissi fixing the mobile browser redirection problem!

  • ||

    Art: F
    Point: F
    Funny: F

    I made three cats stare at this cartoon for three hours by keeping their eyelids on a la A Clockwork Orange. With in 5 minutes after release, they all committed suicide.

  • Tim||

    GOP
    Gingrich Obeys Penis?

  • db||

    Gingrich: Obama Promoter

  • db||

    Who is throwing the boomerang at newt from behind the bush?

  • Tim||

    I think it's a reference to Islam.

  • db||

    Aborigines are Muslim?

  • Tim||

    If we were only smarter it would all fall into place.

  • SFC B||

    It's South Carolina's state flag. A cresent moon over a palmetto (I think) tree.

  • Mensan||

    I've always wondered why South Carolina picked traditional Muslim symbols for their flag.

  • Tonio||

    A secret muslim reference.

  • Iron Felix||

    I do believe that man has a ball sac for a chin.

  • Bill||

    They're called ballchinians.

  • Fatty Bolger||

    How about "Gingrich Over People?" Fits the drawing and makes about as much sense.

  • Bill||

    That will be next Fridays. +1 by the way.

  • Funny Every Time||

    Why did they dig up Tip O'Neill?

  • ||

    Is there another panel or something? Because that one doesn't really have a joke in it.

  • lily||

    My neighbor just met a bisexual man on ---datebi*cOMit’s where for men and women looking for bisexual and bi-curious individuals to meet in a friendly and comfortable environment.
    It’s a nice place for the people who have the same sexual orientation.

  • ||

    If you're bi, how do you meet someone with the same sexual orientation, given that your sexuality isn't orientated?

    OTOH, everyone you meet shares the same sexual orientation (in at least one direction).

  • anon||

    Guys, I've studied this for two hours now.

    I still don't see the joke.

  • invisible furry hand||

    Two hours on Chip Bok? Looks like the joke's on you

  • ||

    Sounds like a rock solid plan to me dude. Wow.

    www.real-time-privacy.tk

  • Guest1776||

    Oddly enough the GOP establishment supported Bush and weren't saying the kind of things about him as they are Newt. Weird how that works.

    Bush wants lunar stepping stone to Mars - January 9, 2004

    President Bush will announce a bold plan next week to establish a permanent base on the moon with an eventual goal of sending a manned mission to Mars, senior administration officials said last night.

    Three senior officials said Bush wants to aggressively reinvigorate the space program, which has been demoralized by a series of setbacks, including the Columbia disaster that killed seven astronauts last February and financial problems dogging the International Space Station.

    The officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, said Bush’s announcement would come in the middle of next week. They would not say when a moonshot would take place, but one said it could be soon. A
    mission to Mars would not happen before 2014, officials said. Experts have placed 2018 as an ideal time, based on the positioning of the planets.

    Then again we're talking about a Republican establishment that is saying Romney is more conservative than Newt. Talk about being out of touch with reality. Perhaps they and Romney are worried Newt wants to attack the incoming aliens from planet Kolob when they return? http://tinyurl.com/843zon4

    EX CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER ON BUSHES MOON BASE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ElRr5NIIgU

    Oddly enough its the GOP establishment that is living in outer space by believing the Republican nominee don't need to motivate the base because the Democrat will because it worked so well for Dole and McCain.

  • Kolohe||

    You know, I was about credit Bok for the subtle placement of the Palmetto and cresent moon, but he still overlabeled the location.

  • ||

    Are there that many S. Carolinians with no missing teeth?

  • Coach Outlet||

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