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Seconder Grader Suspended for Eating His Pop-Tart into Shape of a Gun

7-year-old John Joshua Welch of Baltimore still isn't quite sure why he was suspended from Park Elementary School, though he understands it had something to do with his breakfast pastry's slight resemblance to a weapon.

Source: Gawker. Read full article. (link)

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