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Republican Debate Thread: The Fooferah in Florida

It begins at 9 p.m. ET on the people's network, MSNBC. Things to watch out for:

- Will anyone attack John McCain? Anyone? He benefitted in a big way from his early collapse, which filled Huck, Mitt, and the rest with a false sense of confidence that let them pay McCain compliments and cancel (or simply not develop) anti-McCain lines of attack.

- Does Huckabee have a Plan B? His substance-free surge to frontrunner status worked pretty damn well, but part of the plan was winning South Carolina, and that didn't work. He's seemed awfully airheaded and unprepared in recent debates. Can he surprise people enough to win this thing and stay viable for the Southern primaries?

- Will Ron Paul attack anyone? His campaign has tried to start fights on economics (with the field) and Iraq (with McCain), but no one has taken the bait and Paul himself hasn't seemed comfortable doing so.

9:03: Romney gets the first question, on stimulus: He's miffed that the president's stimulus package doesn't include a permanent tax cut. (Do I misunderstand what a stimulus is?) He doesn't slip up, though: Tossing him a question about economic incentives is like tossing scraps to a sow. "Give the money back to consumers!" I feel pretty comfortable about my sow metaphor.

9:05: McCain sings the gospel of Grover Norquist: Get spending down and we won't have crises this big. (I hate the Gravinas Island bridge as much as anybody but I don't blame that sort of stuff for our current problem.)

9:07: Giuliani: "This package, for what it does, is ok."

9:09: Aaaand here comes Russert with the sillyballs. Check out my out-of-context quote about how McCain doesn't know about economics! "I'm very well-versed in economics. I was there at the Reagan Revolution." He's very well-versed in non sequitors, too. Did he vote for the Dole correction of the tax cuts? I'm reasonably sure he did.

9:11: Mike Huckabee will build us out of our problems with "American steel, American concrete!"

9:12: He comes out boldly against traffic. "We've done nothing about it." This seems to require a follow-up. Is he for a national rail system? A big toll road-building project? Public? Private?

9:14: Americans need a president with the private sector "in his DNA," Romney says, subtling reminding voters that he is carbon-based.

9:16: Brian Williams respectfully asks Paul if the government has any role stimulating the economy. Yes, he says, but not interfering with the market rate of interest. "I was one of three people who voted against Sarbanes-Oxley. I knew that would be a problem."

9:19: As Giuliani talks about princes, I realize Romney's answer about "Taxachusetts" was really bad stuff for a general election: He bragged that he made life easier for business while raising fees for, you know, people. Easy to see a Democrat pulping him over his Massachusetts record.

9:22: McCain on why voters should trust Republicans over Democrats on the economy: "We fucked it up. But I won't!"

9:23: Huckabee's jokes don't work as well when there are fewer doughy white men onstage to laugh with him. Pressed for details, he makes the case against Reaganomics.

9:26: Credit to Romney for saying attacking the Bridge to Nowhere is "easy," and a smokescreen for avoiding crushing economic problems like entitlement spending.

9:28: Normally I'd advise against candidates flopping their wrists on live TV, but I dug Ron Paul's pantomime about his years voting against, uh, everything: "I was waving the flag, saying slow up, slow up!"

9:29: Questioner: "Please don't speak in generalities." McCain: "OK, bitch. How 'bout some cliches?"

9:30: Brian Williams dismisses McCain's claim that "no general" doubts the incredible, never-ending power of the surge by quoting Gen. Barry McCaffrey (ret).

9:31: How will Romney build up our military? Simple: With bribes.

9:35: We know how this round is going to end up. Everyone one-ups their praise of the war and their own ballsiness for backing it and then...

9:36: ...and then Ron Paul says it was bullshit. Huckabee says we owe Bush our thanks. "We didn't find the weapons. Doesn't mean they weren't there!"

9:37: Romney repeats the "invasion was a brilliant success" line, which grows ever more incoherent the further we get from March 2003.

COMMERCIAL BREAK: An unsurprising glut of funeral and insurance ads.

9:43: Romney gets the first chance to ask a question, monologues a bit about China, and throws Giuliani the ball to... monologue about China.

9:45: Although I don't know how we "sell" China energy independence.

9:47: McCain has nothing to fear from Huckabee so he asks him to talk some more about the ridiculous FairTax. Huckabee quotes Dr. Phil. I vomit.

9:48: "Prostitutes, pimps, gamblers... not Republicans." I'm going to skip the obvious jokes here and ask how Uncle Sam will check whether prostitutes are applying the 23 percent sales taxes to their hand jobs.

9:50: I feel like Paul wasted his question, asking McCain what he'd do with the president's working group on markets, but McCain's wistful ramble was sort of entertaining. "I have a process of leadership that is sort of an inclusive one."

9:57: Dull but enlightening stuff about catastrophe insurance. Rudy wants a disaster fund (outside the hall he's been pandering on this), McCain and Mitt want better insurance policies.

9:58: Please, Rudy, don't use the words "nuclear" and "crack through" in the same sentence. The lobby's job is hard enough.

10:01: McCain blows darts at the conservative establish on climate change: "It has to do with violent weather changes as well."

10:06: Giuliani's wasted millions of dollars and blown a 30-point lead to lull opponents into a "false sense of security." Credible!

10:08: McCain fibs all over the place: Most Republicans don't tell exit pollsters they're most worried about Islamic terrorism.

10:11: Romney can united the old Reagan coalition of economic, social, and national security conservatives: "I speak to those three groups." And no one else!

10:13: Pretty sleazy of Russert to ask how much money Romney's spent on the campaign. Romney has a terrible answer: All sorts of people have donated to him but because he's spent so much money he's not beholden to anybody. Pure doubletalk.

10:16: Russert starts off yet another Social Security round by tossing Paul a softball disguised as a hardball: Do you still want to abolish it. He does!

10:19: Huck: "Everybody's talking about what we can't do. What about talking about what we can do?" Who? Who talks about we can't do?

10:21: Romney endorses the b.s. bipartisan committee and rather blithely talks about the retirement age: "Push it out a little bit."

10:24: Rudy panders on immigration, hilariously so: It's ok for Cubans to get special treatment because they vote in Republican primaries they're fleeing the world's evilest dictator!

10:27: Huckabee and McCain fight about their big celebrity endorsements: "I'll send Stallone to take care of Chuck Norris! How about that! Ha, ha!" I was expecting them to whip out their cocks and start jerking, but alas.

10:31: Ecch, Giuliani is the new beneficiary of the "you're going to lose so I can pay you compliments" treatment.

10:33: Hey, let's ask Paul the frigging third party question again! "I wish they would worry about it... keep them on their toes."

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Comments to "Republican Debate Thread: The Fooferah in Florida":

Ali | January 24, 2008, 9:01pm | #

Ah.. I got worried about you Dave a little. There we go.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 9:02pm | #

If you are (still) a Ron Paul supporter (like I am), what is the best outcome in FL as far as Paul's campaign is concerned?

chombo | January 24, 2008, 9:03pm | #

Ooh, they allow each candidate one attack question.

javier | January 24, 2008, 9:03pm | #

i wonder what paul question to others will be??

is your foreign policy mutually exclusive with your idea of small govt'??

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:04pm | #

I didn't realize until tonight that Romney is noticeable taller above all of the other candidates.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 9:04pm | #

I hope Paul tones down his anger level and relaxes a little and start focusing on attacking others.

dr_dog | January 24, 2008, 9:05pm | #

Is this being carried live on the web anywhere? Some of us don't have TVs (and don't live in the US)

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:06pm | #

"My strategy to stimulate the economy is to change the tax code so that lower-income people get a slightly higher tax return when they file in 2009."

That's terriffic, Mitt.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 9:06pm | #

dr_dog: I think msnbc does, bit do not know where. Ron Paul radio is live broadcasting.

Andrew Jackson | January 24, 2008, 9:08pm | #

I have to support Rudy now, he is proposing the largest tax cuts in modern history.

dr_dog | January 24, 2008, 9:09pm | #

I found the link for anyone who wants it (thanks for the tip, Ali):

mms://msnbc.wm.llnwd.net/msnbc_1_live_8824

Ali | January 24, 2008, 9:09pm | #

I have to support Rudy now, he is proposing the largest tax cuts in modern history.

modern history = today, the last week, or the last month?

Ali | January 24, 2008, 9:09pm | #

dr_dog- sure!

MK | January 24, 2008, 9:12pm | #

If Paul gets no questions about the newsletters, he's even further under the radar than I thought. Nobody even cares about his allegedly racist past. Amazing.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 9:13pm | #

MK-

I am amazed that he's not being asked about the economy! Amazing!

Brett | January 24, 2008, 9:13pm | #

It's Huckabee New Deal.
Get those parents to the dance recitals!

javier | January 24, 2008, 9:14pm | #

apparently he isn't in the debate

Andrew Jackson | January 24, 2008, 9:14pm | #

I am not sure, but they are largest and I like that...jk! Oh my gosh, Huck is proposing public works to stimulate the economy. Did we not learn any lessons from FDR and the New Deal?

SIV | January 24, 2008, 9:14pm | #

Only Cosmotarians and their socialist fellow travelers care about the newsletters.

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:14pm | #

Mitt Romney didn't raise taxes in Massachusetts.

He just did things like raise fees at the Registry of Deeds for people buying a house from $75 to several hundred.

Equality 7-2521 | January 24, 2008, 9:16pm | #

No, MK. The only people who do care about the newsletters are the Reason editors.

They were brought up in Paul's Congressional campaigns in 96 and 2001 and never stuck.

The rest of media, which doesn't have severe hang-ups about associations with "libertarianism," has moved on.

SIV | January 24, 2008, 9:16pm | #

I'm no transportation planner but I bet you can't add 2 lanes to I-95 from Maine to Florida for anything close to $150 billion.

KoWT | January 24, 2008, 9:16pm | #

Romney says he has "business" in his DNA.

does he mean "poop"?

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:17pm | #

Ron Paul thinks we're going into a recession because we have a central bank.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 9:18pm | #

joe- no he doesn't. Wait until he finishes.

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:18pm | #

Mitt is desperately trying to figure out a way to change the subject.

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:19pm | #

Ali,

Yup, he finished. Off topic.

NY Voter | January 24, 2008, 9:19pm | #

Go Dr. Paul!

Big boy | January 24, 2008, 9:20pm | #

I'll all about Romney's plan to 0% cap gains, divs & interest under $200,000, but can I believe the Romdog?

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:20pm | #

Rudy could have gone for "yeah, I turned down that A-rab money, 9/11 muthahufuckahs," but he didn't.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 9:20pm | #

Is Rudy a bit shaky? Priceless!

JM | January 24, 2008, 9:20pm | #

Giuliani sucks.

Andrew Jackson | January 24, 2008, 9:21pm | #

I was scratching my ears when Rudy was talking, but was he actually making some sense about trade and foreign investment?

Yenta | January 24, 2008, 9:21pm | #

Did Rudy hold hands with the Saudi like W?

BZZZZZZT | January 24, 2008, 9:22pm | #

BZZZZZZT

Poor stewardship of the dollar is not part and parcel of having a central bank.

thanks for playin'...

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:22pm | #

18 points. Can you blame them?

"I'll give you some straight talk."

I'll give you a punch in the groin, poseur.

Andrew Jackson | January 24, 2008, 9:23pm | #

Why is McCain not saying "my friend" ad nauseum?

Bingo | January 24, 2008, 9:23pm | #

Lots of Giuliani astro-turfing going on in this thread...

Nehi | January 24, 2008, 9:23pm | #

It's spelled poser jizoe

Ali | January 24, 2008, 9:23pm | #

Did Rudy hold hands with the Saudi like W?

I bet there was some kissing too!

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:24pm | #

He didn't talk about "poor stewardship," BZZZZZT.

If you know anything about Ron Paul, you know that it's not how the central bank is managed that he's complaining about.

Curious | January 24, 2008, 9:24pm | #

Why is McCain blinking so much? And what was up with his eyebrows at the beginning of the debate?

Brett | January 24, 2008, 9:24pm | #

Rudy's facial expressions are hilarious, but not very presidential.

ace | January 24, 2008, 9:24pm | #

rudy's making some crazy googly eye faces, awesome.

Andrew Jackson | January 24, 2008, 9:26pm | #

Is Romney wearing a blue suit with a blue tie? His outfit looks awful tonight, but it may be the lighting

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:27pm | #

Everyone's poll numbers mush show that Republicans hate the GOP right now. McCain and Mitt are both trash-talking Republicans.

say what | January 24, 2008, 9:27pm | #

government economy?

BakedPenguin | January 24, 2008, 9:28pm | #

Romney - highest tax rates besides Japan? WTF?

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:28pm | #

As mayor of New York, Rudy Guiliani caused the economic boom of the 1990s.

Sanctity of my balls | January 24, 2008, 9:28pm | #

All you new yorkers in the house:

How much like rape does it feel to pay a city income tax?

9/11 | January 24, 2008, 9:29pm | #

looks like Rudy's campaign's been training their candidate w/ a cattle prod.

he looked hunted (or is that "haunted"?) when he evoked "ground zero". It's cuz alluding to 9-11 has earned him shocks in conditioning sessions (oops, I mean "training sessions") for the debate. He thought maybe that was too close.

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:29pm | #

Ron Paul seems to be talking about a dystopian version of the Age of Aquarius.

sv | January 24, 2008, 9:29pm | #

i believe it's spelled "foofaraw"

Proud Rudy voter | January 24, 2008, 9:30pm | #

IF NOT FOR RUDOLF A. GIULIANI, NEW YORK WOULD HAVE BROKEN DOWN TO CHAOTIC RAPE, PILLAGE, AND MASS MURDER ON 9/11 THAT WOULD HAVE MADE THE DEATH TOLL IN THE TOWERS LOOK LIKE CHILDS PLAY.

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:31pm | #

John McCain is repeating talking points from 2005, and they don't even go to Ron Paul.

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 9:31pm | #

McCain: "We're defending freedom!"

"We can win!"

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:32pm | #

Mitt: if we increase the size of the military by 6.25%, teh victory!

BakedPenguin | January 24, 2008, 9:33pm | #

Not sending thousands of our soldiers to die and billions of our dollars to be wasted in Iraq is surrender! Surrender!

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 9:33pm | #

Romney: More military so that poor brown people can get a little college education.

White man's burden!

Andrew Jackson | January 24, 2008, 9:33pm | #

You want 100,000 extra troops Rombot? Pull 70,000 out of Germany and 30,000 out of S. Korea, and you have 100,000 extra troops at your disposal.

KoWT | January 24, 2008, 9:33pm | #

McCain burps sperm about "Sole Super Power" and troops stationed all over the world, and Ron Paul takes a flier on crying "bullshit!"?

I hate US politics...

Answer me this | January 24, 2008, 9:34pm | #

How come Romney didn't join the military if he loves it so much?

Also, where did he do is brainwashing mission?

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:34pm | #

If Republicans pick their candidate based on who insults the public's desire to leave Iraq the most, it's going to be a bloodbath this November.

dr_dog | January 24, 2008, 9:35pm | #

Uhh?? How did Romney get applause for that boilerplate answer on Iraq? Finding it hard to read the crowd here.

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 9:35pm | #

Can we stop calling the death of soldiers and loss of money "blood and treasure?" What are we, 18th century pirates?

SIV | January 24, 2008, 9:35pm | #

Reichsmarshall Hillary Clinton Mitt.

Andrew Jackson | January 24, 2008, 9:36pm | #

Is the "War on Terrorism" not a war against Islamic extremism? How was Saddam an Islamic extremist?

Rammy | January 24, 2008, 9:36pm | #

You know what would get me and America's best and brightest to join the military?

Lifetime exemption from Federal taxation if you make it back.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 9:36pm | #

Good response Paul. Good response.

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:37pm | #

Looks like each candidate (except Paul) is providing footage for the Democrats' ads in the fall.

Interesting, and smart, move by Paul to try to blame Bill Clinton's idea for the war.

You have to remember, Huckabee voters are really good at believing things without evidence.

Sam McManus | January 24, 2008, 9:38pm | #

Huckabee, resolve is only a good idea WHEN YOU'VE RESOLVED TO ACT ON A GOOD IDEA

JM. | January 24, 2008, 9:38pm | #

Giuliani is really baring his teeth tonight.

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 9:39pm | #

Iraq: the right idea?

McCain: It's all Rumsfeld!!! War in Iraq is justified because of the threat of Saddam Hussein! The war was a good idea! We will have peace and success in the Middle East!

Giuliani: I was for it. I am for it. I am for it because America is in a war!

Paul: Very bad idea. Wasn't worth it (applause). No al-Qaeda, no WMD, The decision was made in 1998. We should never be a country that starts war.

Huck: I supported the president. We owe thanks to the president! Just because we didn't find the weapons doesn't mean they were not there.

Romney: Right decision. I supported it at the time and I support it now. The Democrats are just run and retreat and that will be a real problem for them when they go against Republicans.

Announcer: No more applause!!! (only Ron Paul got applause).

Sam McManus | January 24, 2008, 9:40pm | #

PS I thought Paul's mention of Desert Fox was interesting. People pin the Iraq thing on Bush a lot, and a lot of the escalation was indeed his fault, but we had been bombing that place for decades.

Colin | January 24, 2008, 9:40pm | #

I think Paul is doing pretty well tonight.

Tim | January 24, 2008, 9:41pm | #

Anyone catch McCain's slip on the war question? Not the exact words but he said along the lines of "Saddam had Weapons of Mass Destruction and we believed at the time that he had weapons of mass destruction"......

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 9:41pm | #

I wonder what Paul will ask...

Diamond Joe Quimby | January 24, 2008, 9:42pm | #

I heartily endorse Rudy Giuliani for president.

Brett | January 24, 2008, 9:42pm | #

I'm loving Rudy's crazy-man faces.

Tammy | January 24, 2008, 9:42pm | #

Will any of the candidates dare question Ron Paul?

Geoff | January 24, 2008, 9:43pm | #

Paul's about to be pushed into the offensive... Hell yeah.

Colin | January 24, 2008, 9:43pm | #

I wonder if someone will ask him about the newsletters.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 9:43pm | #

Will any of the candidates dare question Ron Paul?

Probably not. They'll attack each other. Paul will attack himself :-)

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 9:44pm | #

Romney: I am a dick. China china china. I am a dick.

Fart.

Pac | January 24, 2008, 9:45pm | #

Good idea on my part to clean the bathroom while this is on.

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:45pm | #

Mitt's commentary on China plays to his strength as SuperCEO Man.

Rudy, do you actually know anything about the international economy?

Sam McManus | January 24, 2008, 9:45pm | #

lmao @ Rudy thinking that the best thing about millions of people working themselves out of poverty is that there are millions more customers

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:46pm | #

It was a terrible idea to cut the military at the end of the Cold War, and that's why 9/11 happened.

Andrew Revard | January 24, 2008, 9:46pm | #

Whoa, until he got to the part about the military, Rudy was actually making some sense about China.

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 9:46pm | #

Guiliani: "The more we get to know other countries the less likely we are to have military hostilities."

You fucking thief! You owe Ron Paul royalties, bitch.

He's got you spooked, doesn't he. C'mon, you can tell me. I'll keep it a secret...

The Romster | January 24, 2008, 9:46pm | #

"How come Romney didn't join the military if he loves it so much?"

He says he regrets it, so you know he's good for the military.

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:47pm | #

McCain throws a softball to Huckabee on the national sales tax. What's THAT all about? It's gotta be anti-Mitt, somehow.

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 9:48pm | #

lmao @ Rudy thinking that the best thing about millions of people working themselves out of poverty is that there are millions more customers

I think these guys confuse mercantilism with capitalism.

Sam McManus | January 24, 2008, 9:49pm | #

NON-REPUBLICANS!? :-o

miche | January 24, 2008, 9:49pm | #

Did Huckabee really just say pimps, prostitutes, gamblers...non republicans? LOL

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 9:51pm | #

wtf kind of question was that, RP?

Ali | January 24, 2008, 9:51pm | #

McCain just said that he has no idea what Paul is talking about. Neither am I actually!

SIV | January 24, 2008, 9:51pm | #

Ron Paul asks McCain about the Plunge Protection Team !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Conspiracy theory bonus points

Huckables | January 24, 2008, 9:51pm | #

Anyone who opposes the Fair Tax has no imagination.

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:51pm | #

WTF is "the presidents financial group on markets?"

Sunshine is good!

Way to grab the brass ring there, Dr. Paul.

Tammy | January 24, 2008, 9:51pm | #

Translating for McCain: I dunno

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 9:52pm | #

Paul fucking soft-balled his chance to question.

Big bummer. No points for gentlemen.

LevStrauss | January 24, 2008, 9:52pm | #

Did Huckabee just propose a tax on Gangsta Rap?

McCain just gave the same answer twice. He is an extremist when it comes to dropping names.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 9:52pm | #

RP should have been emphatic in requesting an answer. Oh well! McCain crawled his way out.

SIV | January 24, 2008, 9:52pm | #

look it up on the wiki or google it

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:53pm | #

Translating for McCain: I dunno

Mmm, I thinking more "I don't care."

Brett | January 24, 2008, 9:53pm | #

Ron, I'm rooting for ya, but of all the questions he could have asked.

some dude | January 24, 2008, 9:53pm | #

McCain HAS NO CLUE what Paul is talking about! Retard. See: Plunge protection team.

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 9:54pm | #

RP would have been better off pulling a Kucinich and ask himself a question.

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:54pm | #

No, SIV, I know what it is.

I mean, THAT'S his question? About something no one watching the debate knows about?

Black Romney | January 24, 2008, 9:54pm | #

Enjoy using google as a verb, because 5 years from now, it'll be as dead as Napster. Mark my word

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 9:54pm | #

"Ron, I'm rooting for ya, but of all the questions he could have asked."

No shit. I'm gonna have another drink.

Colin | January 24, 2008, 9:54pm | #

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:51pm | #

WTF is "the presidents financial group on markets?"


Maybe it has something to do with the superhighway.

Bingo | January 24, 2008, 9:54pm | #

the what protection team? oh jeez

some dude | January 24, 2008, 9:54pm | #

Too bad the question went over the audience's collective heads.

Michael B | January 24, 2008, 9:55pm | #


Conspiracy theory bonus points


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_Group_on_Financial_Markets

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 9:56pm | #

Screw you colin. asshole

LevStrauss | January 24, 2008, 9:56pm | #

Ron should have asked Huckabee what he thought of Rudy marrying his cousin. He could have killed two birds with one stone.

SIV | January 24, 2008, 9:56pm | #

I repeat, if you don't know what Ron was talking about look up "Plunge Protection Team".
Kudos for conspiracy theory reference Dr Paul
Consider it a bipartisan appeal to active traders.

BBW lover | January 24, 2008, 9:56pm | #

Too bad the question went over the audience's collective heads.

This whole debate goes up America's collective ass

Pac | January 24, 2008, 9:57pm | #

I wish Ernest T. Bast was here to throw a rock at Mike Huckabee.

It's me, it's me...Ernest T.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 9:57pm | #

Neither America is ready for Paul nor Paul is ready for America. Unfortunately it wasn't even a one night stand :-(

crimethink | January 24, 2008, 9:57pm | #

Ron Paul has performed a valuable service.

No one else in the universe would have had the cajones to ask John McCain that question... Tim Russert, eat your heart out.

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 9:57pm | #

Plunge Protection Team or not, why the hell did RP waste his question on something like that?

miche | January 24, 2008, 9:58pm | #

I think going to the source is a little better than wiki.

some dude | January 24, 2008, 9:58pm | #

Plunge Protection Team or not, why the hell did RP waste his question on something like that?

To make McCain look stoopid. Mission accomplished.

joe | January 24, 2008, 9:59pm | #

RP: Senator McCain, what do you think of the Plunge Protection Team?

JM: Do you know who the fuck I am?

The Romster | January 24, 2008, 9:59pm | #

Wait, why am I supposed to pay insurance for people who buy houses near the shore? And why do Republicans support this? What happened to the Republican Party I used to know?

Colin | January 24, 2008, 9:59pm | #

Screw you, Dedalus. asshole.

See I'm just as bright you.

Tammy | January 24, 2008, 9:59pm | #

Plunge Protection Team or not, why the hell did RP waste his question on something like that?


I think Paul asked to point out that McCain does not know economics.

Bob Dobbs | January 24, 2008, 9:59pm | #

Joe
"It was a terrible idea to cut the military at the end of the Cold War, and that's why 9/11 happened."
Please explain.

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 10:00pm | #

"Screw you, Dedalus. asshole."

Is that haiku?

Beautiful, grasshopper.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:00pm | #

Oh, Rudy. Big mistake.

The correct answer is "There is no global warming, and only the commies say there is."

Anything else loses the primary voters.

crimethink | January 24, 2008, 10:01pm | #

some guy,

That's a good angle. McCain is always tooting his horn about how he's been in pubic service all his life and he's got more leadership experience than God himself--but then he doesn't even know what the Working Group on Financial Markets is.

Andrew Revard | January 24, 2008, 10:01pm | #

I also believe Paul asked McCain that question to make him look foolish.

Tammy | January 24, 2008, 10:01pm | #

Has McCain already been nominated? He sure is getting a lot of face time.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 10:01pm | #

I think Paul asked to point out that McCain does not know economics.

I agree. He hit a home run, though I am not sure if McCain's supporters have an idea what just happened.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:02pm | #

Bob Dobbs,

I was summarizing Rudy Guiliani's answer about "Bill Clinton's peace dividend."

Ron Paul Report Did You Know section | January 24, 2008, 10:02pm | #

Boca Raton means Jew's mouth

LevStrauss | January 24, 2008, 10:03pm | #

What he asked about Plunge Protection Team? I didn't hear it well and I assumed it was a Fed question. Yeah, hope they keep that one in the transcript. He has now assured that he live on forever in independent documentaries. Unfortunately I think the question already went down the memory hole because the media wouldn't touch that with a hundred foot pole. Maybe the sound the sound was cut in DC since they have all your money to invest.

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 10:04pm | #

"Boca Raton means Jew's mouth"

I think anti-semitism is disgusting and should not be tolerated on Reason.

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 10:04pm | #

Please, guys. You know RP could have asked a better question. Since most people don't know what the hell he was talking about, I doubt anyone actually realized McCain didn't either.

Fred Thompson | January 24, 2008, 10:04pm | #

The answer to all these problems is federalism. If we increase the amount of federalism, we will decrease the number of problems.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 10:04pm | #

miche- thanks.

All the douchebags (you know yourselves) who attacked Paul as a conspiracy theorist above, please feel ashamed.

Sam McManus | January 24, 2008, 10:04pm | #

Dedalus: What about jokes?

some dude | January 24, 2008, 10:05pm | #

Paul's question wasn't a total loss.

Andrew Revard | January 24, 2008, 10:06pm | #

I wish Paul would have hammered McCain or Huckabee on Iraq.

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 10:06pm | #

"Dedalus: What about jokes?"

You think anti-semitism is funny?

I don't.

Colin | January 24, 2008, 10:06pm | #

Everything should be tolerated on Reason, even you.

javier | January 24, 2008, 10:06pm | #

how is inquiring about the plunge protection team conspiracy theory?? what if just want to know how the gov't is intervening in markets??

Bob Dobbs | January 24, 2008, 10:06pm | #

Joe,
Thanks, my RealPlayer froze, I thought it was an idea you believed.

miche | January 24, 2008, 10:06pm | #

Hehe. Question to Rudy: Why do you suck so badly??

crimethink | January 24, 2008, 10:06pm | #

I think anti-semitism is disgusting and should not be tolerated on Reason.

Tolerant cosmopolitans must tolerate even intolerance. Otherwise it's a slippery slope down to Lew Rockwell.

Brett | January 24, 2008, 10:06pm | #

Targeting McCain's ignorance of economics was the right idea, but RP could have chosen an issue that resonates more than the Working Group on Financial Markets.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:07pm | #

Rudy should answer, about the polls, "I don't know, you should ask my pollster. Here's why I'm going to win..."

Ali | January 24, 2008, 10:07pm | #

Did Rudy just call Mitt "Ron"? Haha!

Tammy | January 24, 2008, 10:07pm | #

Jeez, imagine that, another question for McCain.

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 10:08pm | #

"Tolerant cosmopolitans must tolerate even intolerance."

I must go flagellate myself for thinking otherwise.

Adolf Hitler | January 24, 2008, 10:09pm | #

I heartily endorse anit-Semitism!

Sam McManus | January 24, 2008, 10:09pm | #

Dedalus: I think accusing someone of anti-semitism with your tongue in your cheek is kind of funny, yeah. Boca Raton clearly does not mean Jew's mouth. It was not a serious statement coming at the Jewish people, it was a sideways swipe at Ron Paul and a humorous reference to the ridiculous shit that made its way into his newsletters.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:10pm | #

See, if it was humorous, you wouldn't have to explain it.

LevStrauss | January 24, 2008, 10:10pm | #

Rudy on a pollster question should tell him to just watch fox after the debate and maybe he'll get the Luntz "bump" that Thompson didn't. That really showed how ridiculous his focus groups are.

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 10:10pm | #

"Boca Raton clearly does not mean Jew's mouth. It was not a serious statement coming at the Jewish people,"

You clearly think this kind of sick shit is funny. I don't. That is the difference between us.

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 10:10pm | #

Romney got in a sex joke.

crimethink | January 24, 2008, 10:11pm | #

Doesn't it mean "rat's mouth"?

Ali | January 24, 2008, 10:11pm | #

Mitt just gave HRC a few more supporters.

Joseph Smith | January 24, 2008, 10:11pm | #

I heartily endorse Mitt Romney!

LevStrauss | January 24, 2008, 10:11pm | #

Some dude, you notice Goldberg won't even speak its name.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 10:11pm | #

And he just earned Obama a few more supporters too!

Sam McManus | January 24, 2008, 10:11pm | #

Joe: You forget to account for people who would rather get offended than laugh.

PS I didn't write that, I just defended it.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:12pm | #

Mitt,

The only thing Americans hate more than Washington is you.

some dude | January 24, 2008, 10:12pm | #

LevStrauss
Some dude, you notice Goldberg won't even speak its name.


Conspiracy!

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:13pm | #

Mitt: I have rich friends!

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 10:13pm | #

"Doesn't it mean "rat's mouth"?"

It's getting even more Streicher-esque...

I demand an inquiry.

Bingo | January 24, 2008, 10:13pm | #

November isn't going to be a GOP massacre, its going to be a mercy killing. Stick a fork in it, the party of small government is done.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:13pm | #

But then, I'm rich, too.

So, in closing, I can buy and sell you all.

Brett | January 24, 2008, 10:14pm | #

did Mitt just say he's not concerned about the voters!

Andrew Revard | January 24, 2008, 10:14pm | #

Does anyone believe Romney would sell his soul to become president?

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:14pm | #

Not only do I own America, I can deed it my children.

Vote for me!

Ali | January 24, 2008, 10:15pm | #

OH, it's all about Romney now. Then they'll spend two minutes to get Paul out of the way regarding the letters.

Tammy | January 24, 2008, 10:15pm | #

Does anyone believe Romney would sell his soul to become president?

To "assume" Mitt has a soul makes an ass of u and me. :-}

crimethink | January 24, 2008, 10:15pm | #

For whatever the Wikipedia article is worth:
Listed on early maps as "Boca Ratones," many people wrongly assume the name is simply translated to "Rat's Mouth".[citation needed] The Spanish word boca (or mouth) was often used to describe an inlet, while ratón (literally mouse) was used by Spanish sailors to describe rocks that gnawed at a ship's cable, or as a term for a cowardly thief.[5][6] The name Boca Ratones originally appeared on eighteenth century maps associated with an inlet in the Biscayne Bay area of Miami. By the beginning of the nineteenth century, the term was mistakenly moved north to its current location on most maps and applied to Lake Boca Raton, whose inlet was closed at the time.

Sam McManus | January 24, 2008, 10:15pm | #

Oh fuck me I was getting Boca confused with Baton Rouge. My bad, Sam McManus is a super dummy, and I apologize to everyone I've ever called humorless on the internet!

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 10:16pm | #

So not only is Mitt Romney an 'agent of change,' he doesn't owe anyone anything! He's just like John Edwards. They even got the same hair!

Bingo | January 24, 2008, 10:16pm | #

Andrew:

Lucky for us cyborgs don't have souls, the best he could do was exchange some gigaflops for a spiffy hairdo.

Jameel | January 24, 2008, 10:16pm | #

What the hell are small taxes? Romney is a Nantucket nerd.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:16pm | #

I think Mitt Romney just said that Hillary Clinton takes her inspiration from the URKOBOLD.

Watch your taints, GOPers.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:17pm | #

What's up with Paul's microphone? It sounds like he's talking to an empty hall.

Sam McManus | January 24, 2008, 10:17pm | #

Still, it was probably more a "Ron Paul hates the Jews" thing than a "I hate Jews" thing. Of course, I think I've proven I shouldn't speak for other people

Ali | January 24, 2008, 10:18pm | #

Excellent answer. Excellent!

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 10:18pm | #

That wasn't a bad answer from RP.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 10:18pm | #

Paul just won himself the support of the elderly!

The Romster | January 24, 2008, 10:18pm | #

Has Paul been given more than three questions tonight?

Tammy | January 24, 2008, 10:18pm | #

Joe, now that you mention the microphone thing... I think you are right. They gave him the crumby one.

miche | January 24, 2008, 10:18pm | #

Oh fuck me I was getting Boca confused with Baton Rouge.
Baton Rouge translates to red stick.

Andrew Revard | January 24, 2008, 10:18pm | #

I forgot Rombot does not have a soul. Fweh, crisis averted.

Reinmoose | January 24, 2008, 10:19pm | #

Huckabee's such a bitch

rico | January 24, 2008, 10:19pm | #

hahaha! huckabee made a funny!

Tammy | January 24, 2008, 10:19pm | #

Huckabee is pretty funny.

some dude | January 24, 2008, 10:19pm | #

Paul just won himself the support of the elderly!

and "young people."

miche | January 24, 2008, 10:19pm | #

I think Paul's had 4 questions and as many minutes.

Lamar | January 24, 2008, 10:19pm | #

Mitt Romney: Hillary in a pant suit.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:19pm | #

Huckabee insulting Mitt's money.

The fact that the most loathesome candidate is also the plutocratic corporatist is a godsend for Huckabee.

crimethink | January 24, 2008, 10:20pm | #

Oh fuck me I was getting Boca confused with Baton Rouge.

Red Jew?

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 10:20pm | #

The Huckster spent too long setting up that joke. Fail.

Pac | January 24, 2008, 10:20pm | #

Fun Time Girls say...

We are screwed.


More Andy Griffith references as the night goes on, or until my Vodka runs out.

Sam McManus | January 24, 2008, 10:21pm | #

Rat Rod?

Bob Dobbs | January 24, 2008, 10:21pm | #

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=A1YourView&xml=/money/2008/01/07/ccview107.xml

Now that I understand what it is I like the question more.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:21pm | #

Right, Adamness. How about, "Oh, Mitt, America? Aren't your sons inheriting enough?"

Ali | January 24, 2008, 10:21pm | #

After this debate, I think I am ready for a writer-less A Daily Show.

Graphite | January 24, 2008, 10:22pm | #

LOL @ "Fred Thompson" above

Tom Tancredo | January 24, 2008, 10:22pm | #

Finally we get to talk about dem illegalz.

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 10:23pm | #

Whew! I am glad Reason beat the shit out of Ron Paul over these 15 year old newsletters.

I feel much better that these other Republicans will get the nomination.

Goood job boys!

Rah Freedom!

NP | January 24, 2008, 10:24pm | #

I gotta say, Romney may be wrong about many things but on fiscal policy the man's pretty reliable.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:24pm | #

Rudy: I'm only running Spanish-language ads for people learning Spanish. That's all.

...No really. What?

Ali | January 24, 2008, 10:25pm | #

NP, huh!?!?!?

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:25pm | #

There you go, Dedalus.

Ron Paul would have been the 44th President of the United States, if not for those meddling kids!

crimethink | January 24, 2008, 10:25pm | #

Dedalus,

So, no one except reason cares about the newsletters, AND he would have had a shot at the nom if reason hadn't written about them?

Choose one or the other, but not both. I'm going with neither.

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 10:26pm | #

"I gotta say, Romney may be wrong about many things but on fiscal policy the man's pretty reliable."

I gotta say: you're dumb.

Eric Dondero | January 24, 2008, 10:26pm | #

Romney is the best fiscal con in the race and clearly winning this debate. Go Mitt!

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 10:26pm | #

Oh lawd. Who would've thunk Chuck Norris would get mentioned in a debate?

And Giuliani not only makes weird faces, he has an annoying laugh.

Colin | January 24, 2008, 10:26pm | #

Yeah, if not for Reason, Paul would've been elected.

Observer773 | January 24, 2008, 10:26pm | #

Whew! I am glad Reason beat the shit out of Ron Paul over these 15 year old newsletters.

Which must have reached, literally, dozens of potential voters!

NP | January 24, 2008, 10:27pm | #

Man, Huckabee is suddenly on.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:27pm | #

Huckabee if freaking good at this.

And he makes it look like he's actually bad at it, which is even more impressive.

dr_dog | January 24, 2008, 10:27pm | #

Wow, a Chuck Norris joke. Is this the 2004 election?

Ali | January 24, 2008, 10:27pm | #

You've got to give it to huck, he makes good jokes.

crimethink | January 24, 2008, 10:28pm | #

Adamness,

Watch for McCain retaliating with Sly Stallone, and Ron Paul with Donna D'Errico.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 10:28pm | #

There we go... letters... letters... letters...

Bingo | January 24, 2008, 10:28pm | #

Comedian-in-Chief

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 10:29pm | #

Watch for McCain retaliating with Sly Stallone, and Ron Paul with Donna D'Errico.

Ahaha he did.

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 10:29pm | #

"So, no one except reason cares about the newsletters, AND he would have had a shot at the nom if reason hadn't written about them?"

Who cares: reason is still a bunch of dicks for obsessing about it. They expended the effort to destroy the man (successful or not is not the point) with the intent -- or unintended consequences -- of pushing these other fascists to the forefront.

Paul is not perfect? Stop the fucking presses.

Compare him to these assclowns then get back to me on the wisdom of reason's clusterfuck.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:29pm | #

Psst...hey, media genius...Republicans hate the New York Times, and love vindictiveness and secrecy.

NP | January 24, 2008, 10:29pm | #

Ali & Dedalus,

Name one aspect of Romney's stance on health care and social security that you would say is worse than what other candidates are offering (RP excluded).

Tammy | January 24, 2008, 10:29pm | #

Yep, I think it is on. But... then they would have to talk to Paul. We'll see.

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 10:30pm | #

"Which must have reached, literally, dozens of potential voters!"

Yeah, because intent means shit in a court of law.

crimethink | January 24, 2008, 10:31pm | #

Dedalus,

What color is the sky on your world again?

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 10:31pm | #

Of all the candidates, you'd think Romney would be the one to avoid labeling himself as a 'change' guy.

Someone should have asked Romney why his Mass. healthcare plan fines people $70 a month for not having insurance.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:31pm | #

The Massachusetts legislature creates and built up the rainy day fund, under Speaker Tom Finneran. Not Romney.

Colin | January 24, 2008, 10:32pm | #

What terrible about Romney's health care is that it forces people to buy insurance. Forces them.

Bingo | January 24, 2008, 10:32pm | #

Yeah good question NP, aside from the only fiscal conservative, which statist has the best economic policy?

Because obviously thats the guy we should vote for.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:32pm | #

The health care plan isn't Romney's, either. Also the Democratic state legislature's plan.

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 10:32pm | #

MCCAIN?! WTF ARE YOU DOING?!

Ali | January 24, 2008, 10:33pm | #

Oh, I seeeeeeee, McCain/Rudy ticket!

Tammy | January 24, 2008, 10:33pm | #

McCain, "Will you indulge me one more minute?"

He has been indulged all night.

charlie | January 24, 2008, 10:33pm | #

I was expecting them to whip out their cocks and start jerking, but alas.

Dave Weigel --

That line alone has made me forget every time I have disagreed with you. Bravo.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:34pm | #

I would never use the offices of government to push my faith.

I'd amend the Constitution, so other people would be required by federal law to do that for me.

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 10:34pm | #

"Oh, I seeeeeeee, McCain/Rudy ticket!"

Talk about a military intervention clusterfuck.

They'd probably end up invading ourselves.

miche | January 24, 2008, 10:34pm | #

Ron Paul is doing well with this party question.

Reinmoose | January 24, 2008, 10:34pm | #

Actually Huckabee, I thought the whole point of America was that you COULD dislike someone for their religious views/their intentions to impose them on you

Herrick and His Tubules | January 24, 2008, 10:35pm | #

I was expecting them to whip out their cocks and start jerking, but alas.

That's a different channel. 84, I think.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 10:35pm | #


Name one aspect of Romney's stance on health care and social security that you would say is worse than what other candidates are offering (RP excluded).


Ah, OK! Yes, none of the others knows anything about the economy, but Romney is just providing 1/2 solutions.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:35pm | #

Paul's "we need to act like Republicans" shtick is his ace card. Definitely his best moment of the night so far.

BakedPenguin | January 24, 2008, 10:36pm | #

Oh, I seeeeeeee, McCain/Rudy ticket!
I don't know why McCain would want that - Giuliani isn't bringing anything to the table except a dead cat bounce.

Tammy | January 24, 2008, 10:36pm | #

My Man Paul!

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 10:36pm | #

Well done, RP.

Colin | January 24, 2008, 10:36pm | #

Paul is far more calm and confident sounding tonight than he has been at recent debates.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:36pm | #

Wow, did Paul get to finish it off?

toddb | January 24, 2008, 10:36pm | #

Wow...pitched Paul a softball to close out the debate...nice finish

Ali | January 24, 2008, 10:37pm | #

My man Ron Paul.

Sam McManus | January 24, 2008, 10:37pm | #

Way to go Ron!

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:37pm | #

No clear winner, but Romney lost.

Eric Dondero | January 24, 2008, 10:37pm | #

McCain needs a SUPER VP pick, like J.C. Watts.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:37pm | #

Joe Scarborough is a Romney shill.

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 10:38pm | #

Mitt Romney always loses because he's Mitt Romney.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:38pm | #

JC Watts make John Cornyn look like Galileo.

charlie | January 24, 2008, 10:39pm | #

Eric --

Using capital letters makes you look dumb. Suggesting J.C. Watts as VP makes you look dumb.

Come to think of it, posting under the name "Eric Dondero" makes you look dumb.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:40pm | #

Was JC Watts from Oklahoma?

What's up with all the brain donors getting elected from Oklahoma? Watts, Nickles, Inhofe...

Colin | January 24, 2008, 10:41pm | #

Eric, have you now switched to McCain?

That was fast.

You're running out of candidates.

Tammy | January 24, 2008, 10:41pm | #

Fair and balanced commentary is following the debate...Good Grief.

NP | January 24, 2008, 10:42pm | #

Bingo,

I don't see anything wrong with supporting a candidate that will actually get things done (and no, it's not Romney). If that makes me and others unprincipled SOBs then maybe 90% of all voters should be DOA at the voting stations.

Bingo | January 24, 2008, 10:42pm | #

JC Watts will wear his undies outside of his pants and put on a cape.

More powerful than a DC lobby group! Able to rescue failed presidential bids in a single bound! ITS SUPER VEEP!

NP | January 24, 2008, 10:43pm | #

Ali,

See my comment above.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:43pm | #

Now Hillary gets to run "The Republicans are afraid of me" ads like McCain's.

Jerry | January 24, 2008, 10:43pm | #

I heard they have freedom of speech now in Afghanistan. Way to go huh, mr. Dondero.

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 10:43pm | #

z"McCain needs a SUPER VP pick, like J.C. Watts."

Just shows what an ingnorant cunt you are.

BakedPenguin | January 24, 2008, 10:43pm | #

The local NBC affiliate here in Orlando replayed dome of the candidates' lines - including Paul's applause line on Iraq.

LevStrauss | January 24, 2008, 10:43pm | #

Dondero supports Romney now, I heard Rudy stopped paying his staff.

Colin | January 24, 2008, 10:45pm | #

Someone is full of a lot of ad hominem tonight.

Eric Dondero | January 24, 2008, 10:46pm | #

J.C. Watts is smart, bright, and a real libertarian Republican/fiscal con. I'll support McCain if he chooses him, or Sarah Palin, another libertarian Republican.

A VP pick says a lot about a candidate and is a great reason to support them.

John C. Randolph | January 24, 2008, 10:46pm | #

"Does anyone believe Romney would sell his soul to become president?"

Can he do that twice?

-jcr

Colin | January 24, 2008, 10:47pm | #

But who will you support next week?

Bingo | January 24, 2008, 10:48pm | #

Dondero supports whoever he thinks is going to win. He is a weather vane.

Happy Jack | January 24, 2008, 10:48pm | #

Just shows what an ingnorant cunt you are.

Are you kidding? Eric was canvassing for votes...barefooted...in a blizzard, when you were still in diapers. What have you done for freedom lately?

NP | January 24, 2008, 10:48pm | #

Whoa, Dedalus. I'm beginning to think you may be a reincarnation of Edward.

joe | January 24, 2008, 10:50pm | #

J.C. Watts is smart, bright... as politicians from Oklahoma go.

crimethink | January 24, 2008, 10:50pm | #

Well, Rudy is dead in the water, and ED hates Huck and Paul. That leaves just McRomney.

If it came down to Huck v. Paul, he'd probably switch to Hillary.

Joe Biden | January 24, 2008, 10:51pm | #

J.C. Watts is smart, bright, and a real libertarian Republican/fiscal con.

You forgot to mention clean and articulate.

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 10:51pm | #

"J.C. Watts is smart,"

Only to a stupid fucking redneck like you.

The rest of us know and knew what a dipshit he is.

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 10:53pm | #

"ric was canvassing for votes...barefooted...in a blizzard, when you were still in diapers. What have you done for freedom lately?"

True. I am humbled by his greatness.

I will go into seclusion to ponder my intolerable shallowness.

Dedalus | January 24, 2008, 10:54pm | #

"Whoa, Dedalus. I'm beginning to think you may be a reincarnation of Edward."

No, I am just a drunken asshole with a real bad case of constipation. And a lifetime spent reading these silly things called "books."

Jacob | January 24, 2008, 10:55pm | #

If only they asked Ron Paul about the newsletters before the South Carolina primaries.

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 10:55pm | #

Someone is holding up a "I (heart) Britney Spears" behind Scarborough's head.

Andrew Revard | January 24, 2008, 10:56pm | #

I would vote for anyone who nominated Sarah Palin as vp gets my vote. Have you guys seen how incredibly hot she is? Allow me to devolve here for a minute: *pants* *howls*

Andrew Revard | January 24, 2008, 10:58pm | #

That came out wrong. All I meant is Sarah Palin is hot.

Loki | January 24, 2008, 10:58pm | #

I don't think that's actually Dondero. Check the URL.

Geoff | January 24, 2008, 11:00pm | #

If Florida doesn't work out, hell, Paul's running 12% in Georgia.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 11:00pm | #

Well, Rudy is dead in the water, and ED hates Huck and Paul.

I know what ED is, but who is ED?

Happy Jack | January 24, 2008, 11:03pm | #

ED is God!

javier | January 24, 2008, 11:03pm | #

andrew,

LOL hilarious. "pants" homonyms are funny.

The Democratic Republican | January 24, 2008, 11:04pm | #

Dondero you stupid tool, J.C. Watts is a CONSERVATIVE. Yes, he is fiscally conservative but he is SOCIALLY conservative. What kind of definition of "libertarian" do you operate under? I guess Tom Coburn is a libertarian to you, even though he would personall execute abortion doctors?

Bingo | January 24, 2008, 11:07pm | #

Winners:
Liquor stores
Any form of escapism
Dems in November

Losers:
Pajamas Media Bloggers (lol poor Fredheads in despair)


The "Not going to win the only state you've campaigned" Award Winner:
Giuliani

Medal for the Most Miraculous Act of Self Delusion:
National Review's Corner for somehow continuing to justify their Rombot endorsement

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 11:08pm | #

At least it's almost official that Giuliani isn't going to be president.

Colin | January 24, 2008, 11:09pm | #

Well, "libertarian" can be defined in many ways. Paul might not disagree with Coburn on that issue and I don't think anyone would say Paul isn't a libertarian.

And Coburn has many libertarian qualities.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 11:10pm | #

At least it's almost official that Giuliani isn't going to be president.

I think so. And that's certainly great news. I do not have to see his front teeth on TV and in cartoons any more (or is it anymore?).

crimethink | January 24, 2008, 11:14pm | #

I know what ED is, but who is ED?

It is someone's initials. And I suspect the "who" has the "what", but that's another discussion.

Adamness | January 24, 2008, 11:16pm | #

It is someone's initials. And I suspect the "who" has the "what", but that's another discussion.

I see what you did there.

Ali | January 24, 2008, 11:16pm | #

It is someone's initials.

Oh, God, I feel so dumb now. Eric Dondero? God, I get dumber watching these Republican debates!

The Democratic Party | January 24, 2008, 11:19pm | #

Remember libertarians: small government conservatives are your enemy

Vote Democrat! we will claim to legalize the med mj until we are elected and make those Wealthy bible-thumpers pay for free abortions. we'll really stick it to Big Tobacco, Big Alchohol and Big Gun.We will make sure you buy yourself inferior healthcare and relieve the burden from your employer. Free to you if you are unemployed.

joe | January 24, 2008, 11:22pm |