the Census Bureau! Take a gander at the little fella to your right, but not for too long! You don't want to think about why he can't stop smiling....And the worst animated GIF in the service of government work goes to ...
"This tool looks like it was designed circa 1995," notes Wonkbook writer Evan Soltas, "but it gives you Census microdata. Amazing, useful for wonks[.]"
Rest assured, literalists: "FERRETT stands for Federated Electronic Research, Review, Extraction, and Tabulation Tool." So they, uh, meant it?
And don't worry, ladies: There's video.
Link via the Twitter feed of Kevin W. Glass.
Wait, did someone say something about ferrets?