Friday Funnies: Weiner Poll

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  • Fist of Etiquette||

    Props for letting Weiner communications director Barbara Morgan go unlabeled, but that really should be the Pittsburgh skyline.

  • Neoliberal Kochtopus||

    That's a real site, and a shitty one to boot.

  • Eduard van Haalen||

    oops

  • H. ReardEn||

    Is that Sarah Palin with the big smile on her face? I can't tell - it's so poorly drawn.

    How can you draw a Weiner comic without a weiner pun? At least the headline writer can get it right.

  • ||

    No U think she represents the 20 something female hipster which apparently Weiner is getting good poll numbers for.

    The Jezabel crowd is fucked in more ways then one.

  • db||

    I have not seen the comic above (but read the title) yet so let me make a prediction: he's sending out a poll text to all potential constituents "accidentally" including his junk.

    Plus, more labels needed. Let's see how I did.

  • db||

    Should have labeled "wide stance."

  • db||

    Why is Weiner colored charcoal gray?

  • Tonio||

    The side of him which we see is in shadow, as indicated by the shadow he casts. However, since the light is coming from behind the crowd their faces should also be in shadow. Consistency - how do it work?

  • ||

    Swarthy?

  • db||

    Btw, I've never actually heard Weiner pronounce his own name. How does he do it? It's funny, because I don't watch TV news anymore, that I miss little things like this Weiner.

  • Eduard van Haalen||

    ISWYDT

  • ||

    Your thoughts on what the person in the crowd should be saying, please.

    I'll start off:

    "He certainly rises to the occasion"

  • Ted S.||

    "It's been done."

  • Eduard van Haalen||

    "Huh huh, Weiner. His name is Weiner and he likes to show his wiener, huh huh."

  • Ted S.||

    "Chip Bok isn't very funny, is he?"

  • Rich||

    "Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, ... Batman!"

  • Eduard van Haalen||

    It's more like "na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na..."

  • H. ReardEn||

    'It looks like Weiner, only smaller'

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    "I'm in a Friday Funnies? Is it one of the ones where everyone's head is penis shaped?"

  • BlueBook||

    "His legs are skinnier than Ann Coulter's!"

  • H. ReardEn||

    'It should get him 69% of the vote. Know what I'm sayin'?'

  • Almanian!||

    "Open mouth, insert Weiner."

  • db||

    "Robin needs to trade up."

  • db||

    "This whole situation has been blown out of proportion."

  • John Tagliaferro||

    What is the point of the blonde chick spewing profanity at the roving reporter?

  • H. ReardEn||

    The mic is wired to Wiener's earpiece. The dirty talk appears to be having it's intended affect.

  • Fluffy||

    That's Barbara Morgan, his press secretary, who went off in a profane, Fluffy-style tirade against one of the interns who said bad things about him.

  • Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)||

    NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ, BOK!

  • Rich||

    Only for the LIVs.

    The H&R commentariat *knows* Chip's subtle attention to detail.

  • Bobarian||

    Subtle... like a ball peen hammer to the knee.

  • Tim||

    Yeah, if not for the labels I never would have made the connection.

  • Rich||

    Tim, I am disappoint.

  • Almanian!||

    1) Why did Bok draw the President from behind opening his coat with a "Weiner for Mayor" sticker on it??

    2) I read the headline as "Friday Funnies: Weiner Pull". Hahaha! WEINER PULL! HAHA!

    3) Don't see the tip of the PResident's undoubtedly-long-because-he's-black penis hanging below the coat, so RACIST.

    4) Awful. Therefore, perfect.

    Happy Friday, Reasonoids.

  • Tim||

    I wish I were the New York Mayor Wiener,
    that is what I'd truly like to be e e.
    and if I were the New York Mayor Wiener everyone would be in love with me.

  • Almanian!||

    I'd put that on a bun and eat it

  • Almanian!||

    Weiner....huh huh...huh huh...huh huh...huh huh.... Weiner....

  • Tim||

    In politics, it turns out that chads are not the worst things to leave hanging.

  • Archduke Trousersenthusiast||

    the answer is chads, right?

  • H. ReardEn||

    I knew a Chad in college.

  • mr simple||

    Oh, I get it.

  • db||

    How is New York City not the most ridiculous place in the world, again? Why would anyone look to it as an example?

  • Rich||

    "The Greatest City in the World ... with regard to *ridiculousness*!"

  • KDN||

    If I can answer your question with a question, why wouldn't you convert large swaths of road to bike and pedestrian lanes in order to reduce traffic?

  • Bobarian||

    Why would anyone ever want to own a car or live outside the most ridiculous place in the world?

  • John Galt||

    To be fair, Anthony only intended to stick the tip in the campaign.

  • Bobarian||

    Nobody ever intends to just stick the tip in... you just say that to get your 8th grade school teacher let you do it.

    Or so I've heard.

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