Brickbat: Don't Take Your Guns to School

Officials locked down New York's Elmont Memorial High School after someone called 911 to report she saw a student carrying a lime green gun. Police searched the school and eventually find a green and yellow Nerf gun.

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  • Fist of Etiquette||

    They should call it Common Sense Memorial High School. Hopefully that someone used a pink Barbie "I Know You" phone to call 911.

  • Generic Stranger||

    Charles Oliver|Jan. 25, 2013 6:00 am

    Fist of Etiquette| 1.25.13 @ 7:25AM

    I call shenanigans. This post was definitely NOT up at 6:00AM.

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    I took me eight-five minutes to craft my comment.

  • ||

    I second your declaration of shenanigans

  • JW||

    Shenanigans is called on the floor for a vote. All in favor, register a sound harumph.

  • Ted S.||

    Guns don't hurt people; zero tolerance does.

  • Chris Mallory||

    The "lime green" doesn't mean much. That is the color they are using to make something "zombie" now. So there are several weapons that are lime green. Just like the neon pink is used for "girl" guns.

  • Mediterranean Death Cult||

    There have been a couple good deals on guns my wife wouldn't get for herself because of those kinds of colors. Personally, if someone wants to make up an AR-15 in DeWalt colors and then discount it, fine by me!

  • The Dan||

  • ||

    I agree. This thread needs some lime green jello.

  • $park¥||

    No jello here, just plain old Lime Green.

  • waaminn||

    Sounds like a pretty solid plan to me dude.

  • JW||

    "It's Nerf or Nothing."

    Live by zero tolerance. Die by zero tolerance.

  • Way Of The Crane||

    Police searched the school and eventually find a green and yellow Nerf gun.

    I'm assuming the kid who brought the toy into class is looking for a new school to attend or being home schooled now, right?

  • ||

    Probably just got drone bombed

  • ||

    Nerf guns are the bomb

  • $park¥||

    Everybody down, he's got a bomb!

  • The Dan||

    I really want to see kids that are going to carry toy guns, to carry badges as well. Perhaps if the fools are dumb enough to think the gun is real, they will also think the badge is real and therefor one of the anointed that are allowed to carry guns.

  • The Dan||

    damnit, carry toy badges, that is

  • An0nB0t||

    "Stop wesisting!"


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