Weekend Rapture Thread

I doubt that anyone other than the War Powers Act will be raptured this weekend, but that's no reason not to go to the park, grill some burgers, and wait for the End of the World and/or another Great Disappointment to unfold. If people start ascending after all, you can crank this up:

And after it sinks in that they're gone, you might want to play this:

I'll be back here Monday either way.