Jack Chick Slash Fic
Yes, it exists. Via Jim Henley.
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Weekends on Hit and Run. Sigh.
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word
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It was when I discovered Left Behind slash that I knew that everything was going to be okay.
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God does love us. But I'm still not googling that or clicking above.
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I'm not quick to click the chick fic.
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Not a stickler for the tickler?
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OK, I looked. Still not sure why anyone would take the time to write something like this, let alone read it, but I'm a blockhead. Eight corners. 90-degree angles.
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Awwww ed, you'd fuck me. You'll have to roll a d20 though. Did I mention I have the Taint of Bliss +20?
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Haven't I seen you in a dating service ad on MySpace? Aren't you the one in glasses and a T-shirt, with your back arched and chest thrust out?
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Is this you? Are you Janeane Garofalo's hot little sister?
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I'm hotter than that dude! Aren't you that guy that writes that creepy blog about your mommy issues?
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I write the words that come out. I'm just a messenger.
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That is so shallow, it's almost deep.
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Wow. I have my very own troll-stalker! I'm not worthy!
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Where is the Saccharin Man? Now that's some slashfic.
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Rule #34 has no exceptions...
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What I was going to say.
And to be honest, nothing else needs to be said about this.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THIS IS AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY. Please explain.
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"Slash fiction" is sexualized fan fiction based on characters invented by someone else. Jack T. Chick publishes comic books espousing a macabre, paranoid, fire-and-brimstone version of Christianity. First, follow the "You know this story" link to read the Chick comic. Then the fan fiction will make sense as a parody.
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I still don't get it....
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You have to click on
You know this story.
and read the comic first. In fact, just read the comic and know the text is just an amateurish story based on the characters. -
That is some weird shit.
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I played D&D and the funny thing is that noone I knew commited suicide, killed anyone or thought it was anything but a fun game.
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you were probably doing it wrong.
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Wow! I never thought of it like that before! That is really cool!
Lou
strangeurl.tld
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Is Russell Bailey any relation to the Bailey who works for Reason?
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Not bad. But the Les-yay was just glossed over; it should have been front and center.
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Someone owes me for several minutues of my life. Who do I see about that?
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That would be Mr. Walker.
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THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
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I really like this, so this isn't a criticism, but I really miss Weigel and his weekend politics open threads.
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I guess this is the weekend open thread, so: more proof that prosecutors are evil scum.
US customs agents found a dirty DVD called Little Lupe the Innocent in his bags as he passed through San Juan Airport security in Puerto Rico on his way back to New York.
The agents said the actress in the video, porn star Lupe Fuentes, was underage, and they arrested him.
But Mr Simon-Timmerman was sprung earlier this month after Ms Fuentes flew to Puerto Rico and proved in court that she was 19 at the time the film was made.This is especially galling, because it would have taken 10 fucking seconds to google Little Lupe and see that she's a fairly famous porn star, and not fucking underage. But I guess it was easier to almost falsely convict some poor bastard for child porn. Jesus fuck.
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I guess the next "federal employees busted for watching porn on the job" story won't involve the PR DA's office.
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ICE could've easily checked it out with the SEC.
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I think those douchebags knew she was legal, but they just wanted to make her show up and sign some autographs.
-jcr
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Ummm, no.
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she was 19 at the time the film was made
Irrelevant. The question, Mister Second-Guess-the-Law, is how old was she at the time of the arrest.
You guys...
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I have to say that when I was a teenager, those Jack T. Chick tracts were almost like tar heroin. Fucking brilliant shit. Addictive in their simplistic, checkerboard world view.
Now that I'm a recovering alcoholic and Presbyterian, I look back on them with humorous nostalgia. No matter what, I was going to believe in God and love to get fucked up.
Thanks, Jack T. Chick. You're a fucking wizard. -
Jack Chick is a stark raving mad lunatic who can draw.
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I guess if I knew who or what Jack Chick actually *is* I might be more interested.
Or not.
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Popular opinion: 6, Jack Chick: 2
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Jack Chick pamphlets make great fliers for punk rock shows.
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This makes sense.
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I have tried twice now, and still dont get it.
I think I must have stopped being hip like 5 years ago.
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It's not you. It's me.
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*barf*
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Well! I guess you know if something like this had appeared in Ron Paul's newsletter twenty years ago, he'd be crucified for it.
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Meh. Not enough fucking.