Tim Cavanaugh | May 26, 2009
Los Tiempos de Nueva York is now offering personal financial planning advice in an advice-column format. Get your wisdom from a 22-year-old Texas Tech graduate (with a degree in financial planning) and two Times-bestselling authors.
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Yes, I want financial advice from the company that just sunk deeper into junk bond territory.
Well, I have read Ramit's blog some over the past few years, and he seems alright.
The 22-year-old Texas Tech grad is a seriously cute blonde named Madison Nipp (really). Asked about her salary, Ms. Nipp said she earned "about ten times as much as Tim Cavanaugh. Also, I'm way cuter and about a million years younger." Love that MSM!
Is one of those best-selling authors the one now flogging a book about how he took out a mortgage he had no possible way to pay, unless his wife (who previously declared bankruptcy) suddenly got a job.
Ms. Nipp could have advised her parents not to waste their money by sending their child to Texas Tech.
No no no no no. You have to be kidding me. What does a 22-year
old know about financial planning (or indeed, anything except sex,
drugs, popular music and gaming) but what they learned from
textbooks? Why wouldn't I instead get advice from the people who
wrote those books?
PS As Xeones said, I imagine in the voice of Michael Bluth,
"her?"
Her?
Whatever floats your boat, man.
"Margaret, you like sweat, don't you. Margaret--it is Margaret,
isn't it? Of course it is. You know, your eyebrow, drives me crazy.
It's so thick, its so dark, so very...connected. You're a stone
cold fox, Margaret. You're a stone cold fox, and I want you. I
gotta have you--I need you. I want you inside me. But you know
that, don't you, Margaret?"
hahaha!
Is the NYT cheaper than toilet paper? If so, you could use it to
wipe your ass with.
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