Damon W. Root | April 29, 2009
Say what you will about Minnesota’s elected officials, they certainly keep things interesting. Following in that grand tradition, Republican Rep. Michelle Bachmann took to the House floor this week to denounce New Deal-style government interventions, and ended up blaming President Franklin Roosevelt for something she called the Hoot-Smalley Act. Watch it and weep.
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God Damned Mother Fucker Son Of A Bitch!
I've been waiting half my life to hear a member of congress
speaking on the floor of the House say ALMOST exactly that.
Gee-Zuss H Kryste
Somebody buy me a drink
Time to fire the aids and get new ones. Jesus that's a mistake that shouldn't be made. Both in name and attribution of the Act. It's like stupid squared.
Oh that is just sad. The worst part is that she is absolutely spot-on about her comparison with the recession of 1919 and the one of 1929. Except now the only retort you'll hear to that valid argument is "WHAT? HOOT-SMALLEY? LOL"
Her staffers have to be in on the joke at this point. This has got to be a total set-up.
The worst part is that she is absolutely spot-on about her
comparison with the recession of 1919 and the one of
1929.
She also screwed up who was responsible, unless she lives in some
parallel universe where FDR was president in 1929.
I remember FDR going on television as president in 1929, so I must live in that same parallel universe, fella.
I remember FDR going on television as president in 1929, so I must live in that same parallel universe, fella.Well, the one with TV actually sounds better.
Hoot-Smalley is one of those aliases Fletch came up with when put on the spot. I think it's Scotch/Romanian.
Wait until Senator Franken arrives in DC. "Smalley" WILL BE a Hoot, and the Smalley?Hoot! Act will also draw much criticism. Bet on it.
Let's face it, FDR was a douchebag, so he should share the blame for Smoot Halley.
Well, the Roosevelt administration did not view international trade as a useful means by which to end the Depression. Furthermore, we did not see an easing of the tariffs associated with Smoot-Hawley until Bretton Woods in 1944.
Oh, come on! Ever since Bill Clinton was President the media has
pursued the idea that people who did not speak well in public were
stupid! It doesn't matter if you say absolutely nothing like Obama,
because he doesn't mess up too many words.
Attempting to equate public speaking ability with intelligence is
like saying that Barak Obama is an intelligent deep thinker and
that Einstien was a complete moron.
Even Nancy Pelosi, who looks like someone from "Are you smarter
than a 5th grader" accidentally finding themselves on the Jeopardy
Tournament of Champions, simply is not as stupid as she
appears.
What next, Keith Olbermann is a genius because he can read from a
teleprompter?!
Oh, FDR WAS a douchebag.
wow - I had to look it up before I realized out she mixed up the
syllables. BFD. Seems like a simple mistake
Oh - and she got the chronology and the blame wrong too... So she's
an idiot, yes. But we knew that already.
I guess that proves Obama's economic policies really aren't
fascist...
Wow, I better not become a congressman... I get the beginning of words mixed up. I had attributed it to my super fast brain overloading my tongue.
Whatever happened to Barry Goldwater?
People, we must never forget this great speech given by the same
Congresswoman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNZEcdXHvsU
Who are people that are "anti-American?"
Michelle Bachmann: "People that are anti-American.
"Sew her ladyship to her sheet." Rev. William Spooner.
Bichele Machmann has got to be a plant by either the left or the
Bilderburgers. Just a wickedly brilliant idea: have someone
incredibly stupid represent the ideas of the opposition.
Oth, Obama is actually not very articulate when he doesn't have a
speech prepared.
"Oh, come on! Ever since Bill Clinton was President the media
has pursued the idea that people who did not speak well in public
were stupid!"
there's also the larger issue of "obviously does not know what
they're talking about" thing here, which clearly applies.
sort of kinda being almost in the ballpark a bit about an idea
isn't necessarily a sign of stupidity, but rather sheer laziness
coupled with what is probably unprincipled power-hungry
stupidity.
We'll elect a Buddhist president before we elect a Spoonerist. Or the opposite....
"She also screwed up who was responsible, unless she lives in
some parallel universe where FDR was president in 1929."
Yeah she got the wrong Prez.
On the other hand, FDR didn't make any moves to try and get it
repealed and if the exact same legislation hadn't come around until
he took office, there's no doubt he would have signed it as
well.
It's possible that she didn't mix up her consonants but rather relied on bad information.
"Wow, I better not become a congressman... I get the beginning
of words mixed up. I had attributed it to my super fast brain
overloading my tongue."
I get that too.
I knew it was wrong right away, but seeing "Hoot-Smalley" made it impossible for me to remember the real name for a good two minutes.
Marshall Gill: "Attempting to equate public speaking ability
with intelligence is like saying that Barak Obama is an intelligent
deep thinker and that Einstien was a complete moron."
Einstein was a socialist you know...
Grandpa Withers | April 29, 2009, 11:50pm | #
Et tu, Reason?
Fish in a barrel.
Hey, sometimes you gotta eat.
About Obama's ability to make decent speeches and put two or
more words together into coherent sentences, I must say that it is
really nice to finally have someone in the Oval who seems fluent in
English. On the other hand, I primarily hear from him via the radio
or the sound on TV when I am running around between rooms at home
or at work. I swear to you: he sounds like a third "Brothers
Brother" from "In Living Color," or perhaps the stereotypical
befuddled middle-class white American that the late Richard Pryor
(and more recently, the still-kicking Dave Chappelle) used to
lampoon.
Back in the 1970s, I used to listen to Richard Pryor albums and
laugh at vocal stylings similar to those of our current President.
In the 1990s, I watched In Living Color and continued laughing. In
the early 2000s, Dave Chappelle grabbed the baton of the uptight
black/white suburbanite and carried it forward, to my continued
amusement. Now, when I hear basically the same voice on the radio,
I'm sorry, but I still laugh. It's not that our President sounds
white, so much as he sounds parody-white. Frankly, it's weird, and
the weird effect went into overdrive as I listened to today's
100-days press conference via radio. Unreal. Surreal.
Even Nancy Pelosi, who looks like someone from "Are you
smarter than a 5th grader" accidentally finding themselves on the
Jeopardy Tournament of Champions, simply is not as stupid as she
appears.
Yes, she is.
Are we sure she wasn't just making a Homestar Runner
reference?
http://hrwiki.org/index.php/Ballad_of_the_Sneak#Real-World_References
my ex-girlfriend: "[barack] sounds like a guy who seems interested in you, but never calls. 'yeah, sure, that sounds like a great idea, i'll call you soon!'"
Who cares? So she mixed-up the names of the two politicians who sponsored the law. Maybe she has dyslexia. There are plenty of reasons to dislike Bachmann's political positions, but this seems petty.
I knew it was wrong right away, but seeing "Hoot-Smalley" made it impossible for me to remember the real name for a good two minutes.
Likewise. It doesn't help that one dude's name is real 'old-school', and the other guy (as another poster recently pointed out) is evocative of Minnesota Vikings sex boat scandals.
Now when I say HOOT, you say SMALLEY!
I said, when I say HOOT, you say SMALLEY!
Here we go,
HOOT!
HOOT-SMALLEY, apply directly to the forehead!
HOOT-SMALLEY, apply directly to the forehead!
HOOT-SMALLEY, apply directly to the forehead!
Hoot-Smalley is the historical counterpart to Fannie and Freddie
or the CRA for libertarians. You see, often empirical reality seems
to clash with the idea that less government=more prosperity and
more government=less prosperity, so during a time of relative
deregulation we get this current mess, and during a time, the
1920's when government interevention was far, far less extensive
than it was in, say, the 1940's, 50's, 60's etc., we had the worst
economic collapse in our history.
But not to worry. Since there is always some government program in
existence at any given time that does not fit with Libertopia
(libertarians say all the time "we've never had a "really" free
market," etc), you just look until you find such a program, and
blame everything on it. Most religions do this ;)
If you constructed a scatterplot with some measure of government size on one axis (say number of statutes, size of the federal register, number of government agencies, government expenditures, etc) and measures of economic well being on another, for the entire history of the US, you certainly wouldn't see the 1.000 inverse correlation that many libertarians seem to suggest...
Hoot-Smalley is the hole in the doughnut.
Hoot-Smalley is the whole doughnut.
He's just trolling, that's all.
As always, he's physically incapable of ever proving anything.
MNG,
Hoot-Smalley is the historical counterpart to Fannie and
Freddie or the CRA for libertarians. You see, often empirical
reality seems to clash with the idea that less government=more
prosperity and more government=less prosperity, so during a time of
relative deregulation we get this current mess, and during a time,
the 1920's when government interevention was far, far less
extensive than it was in, say, the 1940's, 50's, 60's etc., we had
the worst economic collapse in our history.
Both the 1930s and the 1970s were periods when all the Keynesian
and/or government interventionist tools were brought to bear on the
economy and they were periods of deep economic turmoil (indeed, the
experience of wage and price controls and other government actions
in the 1970s were part of the reason that the Keynesian consensus
collapsed). Indeed, during the 1930s we had a further economic
downturn (1937-1938). Following WWII it was predicted that without
massive government stimulus that we would be heading towards
another Depression; that didn't happen. I would also challenge the
notion that the 1940s (the WWII portion) were a period of
prosperity; they weren't for most people.
If you constructed a scatterplot with some measure of
government size on one axis (say number of statutes, size of the
federal register, number of government agencies, government
expenditures, etc) and measures of economic well being on another,
for the entire history of the US, you certainly wouldn't see the
1.000 inverse correlation that many libertarians seem to
suggest...
Government interventionists can do a lot before they really screw
things up. Furthermore, because economic actors are in general more
lithe than any level of government they can squeeze out of any
constraints put on them by the government. The government is
perpetually behind what is happening in the real world; which is
why IBM underwent a multi-decade anti-trust ordeal and by the time
it ended (at great expense to everyone) the world had so radically
changed under everyone's feet that people were left scratching
their heads wondering why IBM had to undergo that litigation in the
first place. The government most of the time is trying to catch
water.
A simple Wikipedia search would have spared Rep. Bachmann a lot
of possible embarrassment (well maybe). Since most of our elected
officials don't even bother to read the bills they vote for (TARP,
Stimulus, etc.), this episode does not surprise me at all.
For the record, Smoot-Hawley was proposed by two Republican
congressmen and signed into law by Republican President Hebert
Hoover in 1930.
Facts are a stubborn thing.
and during a time, the 1920's when government interevention
was far, far less extensive than it was in, say, the 1940's, 50's,
60's
Not really. The period from 1910-1929 was a period of massive
intervention in economic affairs, specifically in banking and
international finance, across the entire developed world.
In fact, the parallels to our own time are a little striking -
"innovative" financial structures and relationships were brought to
bear to exceed historical limits on credit creation [both for
"normal" policy reasons and in order to provide a mechanism to
service international war debt and German reparations obligations],
resulting in multiple asset price bubbles, that destroyed the
banking system when they collapsed.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
And not all interventions are created equal. If you look back at
the total history of state intervention in economics, it seems like
the most destructive things a state can do are probably currency
debasement, price fixing, the widespread granting of monopolies,
and command development that overtaxes a local resource. [Leaving
aside war and deliberate destruction, of course.] More subtle and
marginal interventions can have their damaging effects masked by
broader economic and demographic trends, and by the fact that it
can be hard to measure opportunity costs objectively.
For the record, Smoot-Hawley was proposed by two Republican
congressmen and signed into law by Republican President Hebert
Hoover in 1930.
Which would be a devastating blow if we were Republicans.
I'd suggest a drinking game for dillweeds who drop by the boards to
call us Republicans, but as they are as legion as they are stupid,
we'd all die in about two days.
"Facts are a stubborn thing."
Tell that the liberal Democrat spinners of the "FDR the savior"
fairy tale who claim Hoover was a "free marketer" to concoct a
non-existent constrast with their beloved FDR.
Which would be a devastating blow if we were
Republicans.
Eh, not really, considering the Republican party back then didn't
much resemble the Republican party now (in professed ideology or
real action).
the Roosevelt administration did not view international
trade as a useful means by which to end the Depression.
What about Lend-Lease?
Kevin,
A number of commentators here have already stated (before you did)
that the Rep. was in fact wrong. In other words, you are not adding
anything.
MNG,
If you constructed a scatterplot with some measure of
government size on one axis (say number of statutes, size of the
federal register, number of government agencies, government
expenditures, etc) and measures of economic well being on another,
for the entire history of the US, you certainly wouldn't see the
1.000 inverse correlation that many libertarians seem to
suggest...
BTW, G is not simply G, as public choice theory has nicely
illustrated.
P Brooks,
Lend-Lease came about what, eight years after Roosevelt took
office? It also is not a very promising model for international
trade.
"The period from 1910-1929 was a period of massive intervention
in economic affairs, specifically in banking and international
finance, across the entire developed world."
More than the great socialist take-over of the New Deal we keep
hearing about from libertarians over and over? Bah humbug,
fluffy.
"he's physically incapable of ever proving anything."
Gilbert, your stupidity continues to amaze me. How would I, or
anyone for that matter PHYSICALLY prove historical socio-economic
causation? Jesus you don't have a clue...
Seward
I see your points @ 9:19, but c'mon, for libertarian rhetoric to
have much meaning then we would expect to see that correlation.
Either expansion of the government leads to a hit in prosperity or
it does not. Regardless of the reasons why it may not (private
actors staying one step ahead for example), we should see it or
else we should not worry much when you guys decry the
intervention.
"G is not simply G, as public choice theory has nicely
illustrated"
I don't know what you mean by this. Can you tell me?
Mr. Root,
There are much bigger idiots in DC than this woman who transposed
pronunciations. Bachmann is way down on the list.
chsw
Unless I missed it, no one caught her blunder regarding the Good
Policy of the early 1920's.
It was Warren G Harding, NOT Calvin Coolidge, who presided over the
post World War I recession and recovery.
I know he died in office, but it was his "Return to Normalcy"
policies that worked.
I like Harding because he played a lot of poker in the White House,
had a mistress, and confessed he couldn't understand the
Progressives complicated tax policies.
Oh, and yeah,Harding was the LAST PRESIDENT to actually cut the federal government, not just "slow its growth." And he cut the military as well, and became with Coolidge and Hoover the libertarian minded foreign policy "isolationists" that Roosevelt had to undermine to get us into WWII.
Attempting to equate public speaking ability with
intelligence is like saying that Barak Obama is an intelligent deep
thinker and that Einstien was a complete moron.
Einstein was very good at expressing complex ideas simply and
efficiently. Have you ever read one of his books or heard anything
he said, or are you just making stuff uo?
I think her mistake is obviously a Freudian slip - she's aiming dismissive noises (hoot) at the new Senator from her state (Franken a.k.a Stuart Smalley)hence Hoot-Smalley.
MNG,
Either expansion of the government leads to a hit in prosperity
or it does not.
I think it is generally agreed that up to a point expansion does
not create enough deadweight to pauperize a population; but there
are also PPF issues to consider as well as Bastiat's concern about
the closing off of future alternatives to consider. In the case of
the latter, when government makes a decision it often squelches or
inhibits future innovation. This is why goal based regulation is
inherently less problematic than technology based regulation.
...we should see it or else we should not worry much when you
guys decry the intervention.
I addressed this issue above. Needless to say, just because an
economy is still growing despite what government is doing doesn't
say much about how much potential growth has been lost, or rather,
delayed. It is not simply where you are, but where you could
be.
G = government
It is commonly used as a shorthand for government in equations used
by economists. Think of the equation F=MA, where M = Mass. And my
point is that G is not simply G; G can be good, bad, middling,
fair, etc. It is the role of public choice theory - as opposed to
the romanticized view of politics so often used by the political
class - to discuss how G exists in reality.
Waitaminute... where's Tony? I figured he'd be all over this.
Does he only post on the threads where he's sure to be torn to
pieces? Dude loves pain.
In any case, Bachmann is worthless. Incidentally, so is
Minnesota.
"Gilbert, your stupidity continues to amaze me. How would I, or
anyone for that matter PHYSICALLY prove historical socio-economic
causation? Jesus you don't have a clue..."
I really don't care what you think, MNG.
You are physically incapable of being wiser than me on literally
any subject on this earth.
It's your own damn fault - you chose be become a liberal. No one
made you do it.
Oh and you are also physically incapable of being anything other
than a limp-wristed, pantywaist, wimpy punk!
Libertreee: You're right about Coolidge & Harding. I was wondering if anyone else caught that. Harding, against the advice of Commerce Secretary Herbert Hoover, kept "hands-off" the 1921 post-war recession, which quuickly ended. Unfortunately, neither Harding nor Coolidge did anything about the Federal Reserve, which was growing its powers and manipulating credit.
I always thought the "GOP = Stupid Party" meme was exaggerated but this is empirical confirmation. Pity is, Bachmann is occasionally on target.
What an idiot and many others on this list appear to be idiots
as well. FDR fought against the Smoot Hawley Act. It was Republican
Herbert Hoover who signed the bill into law and supported it. It
was Hoover and the Republicans at the time that worsen the
depression.
Anyone with the web can look this up. FDR was against the act,
campaigned against it, and later repealed the law.
Smoot Hawley was almost certainly the breeze that blew down the
house of cards that the stock markets had become. But it was not
the cause, merely the catalyst. The cause was then, as now, in
major part the very "Roaring Twenties" that this short-bus
congrescritter cites as such a major success. And then, as now,
that roar was fueled by false wealth created out of thin air by the
then still sparkly new Federal Reserve.
The importance of the timing was not its signing in 1930, but its
clearance of major political hurdles in the senate in the last week
of October the preceeding year.
Tied into it all was the draconian reparations imposed on Europe
after WWI, and how Smoot - by design - quashed the very mechanism
by which such payments are made.
Sheesh. Not again. Libertarians are not librarians, Larouchites,
(or Republicans) and only incidentally libertines. I admit the
latter correlation is, however, admittedly high.
Then again who wants to have a party if it's not any fun?
Hmmm, this is somewhat reminiscent of when Carolyn McCarthy
didn't know what a "barrel shroud" was in her OWN legislation that
she was hoping to pass. Watch it and cry your tears of joy...
lol...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ospNRk2uM3U
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