Nick Gillespie | January 19, 2009
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I feel like I haven't seen enough news about what the Obamas are having for breakfast, or what type of transportation they are using to get to DC. What does the President-Elect take in his coffee? The historians are going to need this information.
The other night i had a dream that i was standing by the locker
room door when Obama ran out onto the field to be inaugurated. I
gave him a high five, handed him a flier i'd grabbed from
somewhere, and asked him to autograph it. He wrote a long,
sarcastic screed about how he really didn't have time to be signing
autographs, and signed it, "B."
Sometimes you get the cheap bourbon, sometimes the cheap bourbon
gets you.
Today has been named a national day of community service. Tomorrow's speech is said to focus on our responsibility to help out. Reason's idea that Obama wouldn't be all bad was dead wrong. Ownership of my own body is what libertarianism is supposed to be about. Apparently not to the cocktail circuit whores Nick's rounded up to destroy what used to be a decent magazine.
Let's hope 4chan doesn't hear about this.
Oh, let's hope they do. Or Something Awful.
I have noticed, while grocery shopping, the nauseatingly wet sloppy
blowjobs that Time and Newsweek, etc. are giving Obama. I mean,
unbelievably hagiographic and repulsive. It literally turns my
stomach.
I cannot wait for him to fuck them over. They deserve it
solely for being colossal suck-ups. Fuck do I hate
hero-worship.
Epi,
So they can publish house editorials and long cover features about
how they were suckered in by the hype surrounding a man who is more
of the same old thing?
You know what really make me want to punch someone in the teeth?
All the stories in the news and newspapers gushing about 'dem
common folk going to the inauguration.
What makes even more irritating is that I'm seeing this crap in
Canadian newspapers. And it will be some twat smiling next to a
picture of the new top bureaucrat saying, 'oh I don't know much
about politics, but I saw him on Jay Leno and I just loved him' And
then the motherfuckers have the audacity to turn that into a news
story, and not some small human interest piece at the back, this is
a half-to-full-page story at the front, first or second page. Jesus
has returned, and his name is Obama.
And then the motherfuckers have the audacity to turn that
into a news story
The fact that it isn't limited to Canada makes me want to punch
someone in the teeth.
I'm bursting with pride. America has finally elected its first half-white president.
You know what Obama should do at the inauguration? They should put some glass just under the surface of the reflecting pool, and after he gets sworn in, he should walk across the water. Awesome. Take that, David Copperfield.
I have noticed, while grocery shopping, the nauseatingly wet
sloppy blowjobs that Time and Newsweek, etc. are giving Obama. I
mean, unbelievably hagiographic and repulsive. It literally turns
my stomach.
Yes. His iconography is supremely creepy, and the fact that most
people see nothing wrong with it seems like a terrible sign to
me.
I cannot wait for him to fuck them over. They deserve it solely
for being colossal suck-ups. Fuck do I hate
hero-worship.
Obama would have to eat live babies in the Rose Garden for the
fawning class to stop worshipping him.
You know what Obama should do at the inauguration? They
should put some glass just under the surface of the reflecting
pool, and after he gets sworn in, he should walk across the water.
Awesome. Take that, David Copperfield.
Holy shit, I just had a fantastic idea for a movie: an Uri
Gellar-type magician runs for president, doing stupid tricks during
campaign speeches and telling people that he'll use his psychic
powers to fix everything. It'll end with him learning a valuable
lesson about honesty, I think.
Obama would have to eat live babies in the Rose Garden for
the fawning class to stop worshipping him.
No, I don't think so. They are so taken with him that it will take
time, but disappointment after disappointment will pile up and then
suddenly--BAM--they'll turn on him.
It's kind of like what you do to your girlfriends, Warty.
Holy shit, I just had a fantastic idea for a movie
It's already been
made.
It's kind of like what you do to your girlfriends,
Warty.
That's why you should only bang fatties. They let you get away with
anything.
That's why you should only bang fatties. They let you get
away with anything.
No, dude. You don't have to bang fatties. Just girls with really,
really low self-esteem. Just tell them they're fat. Even
if they're in good shape, it just kills them inside. You can't
lose!
Yeah, alcoholics tend to throw things. Anorexics just cry and tell themselves that they're worthless. But no matter what, you should make sure to find a girl whose daddy wasn't around when she was growing up.
But no matter what, you should make sure to find a girl
whose daddy wasn't around when she was growing up
Or when daddy doesn't pay attention. Getting back at daddy by
imitating porn actresses is a good way to get his attention.
Really. Trust me, sweetheart--I have your best interests at heart.
And I love you.
They are so taken with him that it will take time, but
disappointment after disappointment will pile up and then
suddenly--BAM--they'll turn on him.
Indeed. Remember what Time et al were writing about Bush
circa October 2001?
Most disgustingly of all, is that the worshippers excuse themselves with "but the Bushtards did the same fawning back in 2004!" Funny, I don't remember that.
The other night i had a dream that i was standing by the
locker room door when Obama ran out onto the field to be
inaugurated. I gave him a high five, handed him a flier i'd grabbed
from somewhere, and asked him to autograph it. He wrote a long,
sarcastic screed about how he really didn't have time to be signing
autographs, and signed it, "B."
I think your dream is a harbinger of the future...lol
But anyways, it is possible to ignore the Obama lovefest. What do
you expect from Time and Newsweek, real news...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Heck, all of last week i totally forgot Obama Day was coming.
"Obama would have to eat live babies in the Rose Garden for the
fawning class to stop worshipping him."
Sorry, but the media and the Obababots are in a full-on left-wing
circle jerk and no one is going to stop pulling each other's taffy
for just anything. The backpeddaling has started; the media is
already making excuses for him and explaining why he won't be able
to live up to the expectations he created. I doubt anything short
of President Hopey-Changey banning rap music and welfare will get
the masses riled up enough to question the Dear Leader now.
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