Nick Gillespie | October 18, 2008
Via Wonkette and YouTube, this 12-second clip makes me prouder to be an American than if I'd just found out that Lee Greenwood had died playing a Camp Gitmo benefit.
Warning to George Brett: Don't watch this if you've just eaten crab legs.
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But, how will
I laugh tomorrow, when I can't even smile today?
We secretly switched these bloggers' usual reason editor with someone from High Times. Let's see if any one notices.
OK, I give up. What cultural reference am I
missing?
It's like a fruity-fun version of FDR, but with working legs.
I'm not even high and I found that hilarious. If only I could smoke right now....
The video won't play for me.
Why do I always get a warped one?
Try opening in a new window (or the youtube page itself). For me at
least, firefox no likely if there are too many embedded youtube
videos.
Yeah, sure, you're "free" until Barack Obama comes by your house and you ask him a tough question.
Joe The Plumber | October 18, 2008, 4:15pm | #
Yeah, sure, you're "free" until Barack Obama comes by your house
and you ask him a tough question.
You must be absolutely frantic, TallDave. You're dropping these
turds on every thread.
Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder.
Yes, it's true, it's actual.
Everything is satisfactual.
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
Zip-a-dee-ay!
My oh my, what a wonderful day!
If you can still laugh, you're still free??
Tell that to the Joker's victims, I dare you!
The video won't play for me.
Why do I always get a warped one?
Try opening in a new window (or the youtube page itself). For me at
least, firefox no likely if there are too many embedded youtube
videos
Installing Flash 10 should fix that Firefox 3 problem.
Does Joe the Plumber have a hairy or a shiny butt crack?
At a library near you, now that Hoi Q. Polloi is there because of
the free computers, I am there viewing all the butt cleavage as
users become more intense and hover over in low-riders.
Isn't it funny how tit cleavage is now passe, but butt cleavage is
titilating?
Time marches on.
We are way beyond the "23 skiddoo" at the old Flatiron building in
NYC.
I'll see you and raise you:
Dude, that was some pretty gnarly head/face violence in that
one.
I haven't been able to play Reason's Youtube links for the last
week or so on anything but Internet Explorer. Firefox and Chrome
get stuck.
Anyone else having this problem?
Anyone else having this problem?
Does it get stuck on two seconds? It's a flash problem. Google
"flash archive" and download flash 9. It will be a big zip file
with all of the flash 9 versions. Uninstall the flash currently on
your system, and install one of the ones you downloaded (flash 9.45
works for me). I haven't had a problem with that since.
if the youtube videos don't work, try manually installing the flash player 10 beta plugin for firefox. it's supposed to fix the issue with firefox and embedded videos.
David E. Gallaher | October 18, 2008, 10:02pm | #
Does Joe the Plumber have a hairy or a shiny butt crack?
an excellent! it used to be hairy, but it didn't give him the
performance he wanted as his "pencil holder".
So now he waxes it.
It's not really shiny, but it's much more functional to hold those
pencils
"It actually upsets me," Mr. Wurzelbacher said. "I am a plumber, and just a plumber, and here Barack Obama or John McCain, I mean these guys are going to deal with some serious issues coming up shortly. The media's worried about whether I paid my taxes, they're worried about any number of silly things that have nothing to do with America. They really don't. I asked a question. When you can't ask a question to your leaders anymore, that gets scary. That bothers me."
Does anyone have a link to the video of "what Sarah did last nite?"
SNL Cold Open
and
Weekend Update-Palin Rap
Isn't it a little condescending to constantly refer to him as
"Joe the Plumber?"
The man was a name. Joe Wurzelbacher or something.
Calling him "Joe the Plumber" over and over is the elitist rich guy
version of the guy who keeps saying "my black friend, Tony."
Here, look at these fartknockers:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/10/18/23451/317/701/633925
Nice bib overalls, frat boys.
The man was a name. Joe Wurzelbacher or
something.
His name is Joe Wurzelbacher!
His name is Joe Wurzelbacher!
His name is Joe Wurzelbacher!
His name is Joe Wurzelbacher!
His name is Joe Wurzelbacher!
His name is Joe Wurzelbacher!
His name is Joe Wurzelbacher!
His name is Joe Wurzelbacher!
His name is Joe Wurzelbacher!
His name is Joe Wurzelbacher!
His name is Joe Wurzelbacher!
His name is Joe Wurzelbacher!
His name is Joe Wurzelbacher!
His name is Joe Wurzelbacher!
His name is Joe Wurzelbacher!
His name is Joe Wurzelbacher!
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