Nick Gillespie | November 9, 2007
Eric Dondero hips us to a pretty funny ad for Travis Irvine, who ran for mayor of Bexley, Ohio, and actually pulled in the mid-single digits in this week's elections.
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How long before everybody hits their caps lock and starts foaming at the mouth.....
Lamar,
I was just taking one for the team, and also trying to make your
wait as short as possible.
I'm the only REAL libertarian here! I was getting links on Hit and Run when you pussies were still crawling out of your mothers' vaginas! Giuliani's the only candidate who'll protect us from the Islamofascists and the abortion deniers! REAL LIBERTARIANS LOVE SUBMITTING TO AUTHORITY, YOU STUPID FUCKWITS!
Wow, is Reason really linking to the blog of the neofascist narcissist Eric "my dick is firmly entrenched right inside your mouth" Dondero (see here:http://www.reason.com/blog/show/121916.html)?
Speaking of "how City Hall really works" I hear a certain B. Kerik has been indicted on multiple counts of corruption and lying to government investigators. This makes even me wonder about his chances of becoming Attorney General in Dunderoo's dream Presidency.
This makes even me wonder about his chances of becoming
Attorney General in Dunderoo's dream Presidency.
Nah. Head of the vastly expanded NSA.
is Reason really linking to the blog of the neofascist
narcissist Eric "my dick is firmly entrenched right inside your
mouth" Dondero
In all fairness, when Dondero said that he thought he was talking
to a Filipino hooker. So in that context, it was an entirely
truthful statement.
I was hoping Eric would be here to comment himself. Since he isn't I'm sure he'd want to mention that Sunday Nov. 11th is Veterans day. And there's no better way to show your patriotism and support our troops than to give a fat contribution to RON PAUL 2008 on Sunday. I'm sure we all know that RON PAUL receives more financial support from active duty military personnel than all other candidates combined. Tell them Eric Dondero sent you.
ed:
Eric Dondero is a Republican party hack with an over-inflated self
worth that calls himself a true libertarian and all the other
posters here anarchists
"Real Libertarians believe in protecting the homeland first and
foremost"
I'll assume that's the statement that sticks in the craw? I'd say
most "real" libertarians believe in the right to self-defense. So
I'll hazard a guess that the feud centers on foreign military
adventures?
If you're more moderate than me, you're a pussy.
If you're more extreme than me, you're a nutjub.
And if you're running for political office in a conservative Texas town and think that using obscene language to brag about all the hookers you've fucked is a winning strategy, you're Eric Dondero!
People who are better rhetorical strategists than libertarians say 'homeland' so libertarians will respond with self-discrediting hyperbole.
"Homeland" doesn't bother me. It's just a word, after all. The Nazis were the National Socialist Party. Bernie Sanders is a socialist. Does that make him a Nazi? No. Just an atavistic dink.
ed, Donderroooo has posted here for a long time. He has discredited himself numerous times. He has been caught in more than one untruth, and his hyperbole knows no bounds (one ex. I remember is that "real libertarians are 1000 times more interested in lowering taxes than ending the drug war." News to me.) He gets no respect here, and he's earned it.
There should be a moratorium on the hipster usage of "hip". Also (though not represented here) "joint". I'm sure there are others.
Thanks Nick,
Honestly, I can't remember a more entertining, funnier ad ever for
a Libertarian Party candidate for any office. It was absolutely
brillant.
I'd nominate it for the best Libertarian TV ad of all time. Any
other nominations?
That is a very funny ad. Hats off to Eric.
Maybe the Ron Paul people should get some advice from Travis
Irvine. I guess they're busy right now giving back the money to the
crooks who were making stolen credit card contributions to Ron Paul
as a test run on using the cards. But once they sort that out,
maybe they can use some of the money streaming in from Neo-Nazis to
buy some better prodction on their ads.
"Real libertarians find the term 'homeland' creepily
fascistic."
For mindless sloganeers, it's all about the words.
Interestingly, Mr. Dondero was interviewed by Urkobold. I fear you face a dilemma. A conundrum, if you will.
Thanks for the hat tips you all.
You know why that ad is so hilarious? It's self-deprecating.
You gotta watch it a couple times. Didn't catch it at first. But
Travis screws up in his patty-cake game, and stumbles when he tries
a cartwheel.
Of course, the ending is the best, with the kids asking for the
pizza.
Total deadpan response.
This guy makes us look good, cause he's mainstream, he's
hometown-ee, and he's got a sense of humor.
You've gotta love the honor among trolls in this thread. It's
like when Catwoman, Joker, Riddler, and Penguin temporarily put
aside their differences to disrupt the United Nations in the
original Batman movie.
Of course, I'm thinking Ron Paul would have been on the side of the
villains in that one.
Woohoo! I've got some new lines for the CV - "mindless sloganeer" and "person who responds with discrediting hyperbole." Of course, I'm not sure anyone will be impressed when I cite Ed and 'commenter so anonymous he doesn't even leave a fake name'... eh, fuck it, I'll lie.
The only thing funnier would have been if Columbus Mayor Michael Coleman's drunk-assed wife came crashing through the fence at the end of the commercial. Bexley seems to be her target of choice when driving DUI ...
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