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Is Khalid Sheikh Mohammed a Bullshitter?
Al Qaeda's Number Three, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, has confessed--boasted, really--his central role in the kidnapping and murder of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl. Mohammed, captured in 2003, has told a military tribunal that he decapitated "the American Jew...with my blessed right hand."
Mohammed has implicated himself in some 31 terrorist plots over the past 15 years, including the first and second World Trade Center bombings. Yet U.S. authorities are convinced that he is lying or at least exaggerating his role in many of them. Here's a rundown of apparent fact and fantasy in the Chicago Sun-Times.
The good news? KSM's capture has almost surely destroyed al Qaeda's capabilities. From another account:
His expertise was never replaced and his absence contributed to the group's transition from a fear-inspiring attack force to a hate-filled voice on the Internet, urging others to wage terror against the West.
"In terms of competence for managing, planning and executing terrorist attacks, KSM was the best in al-Qaida," said Rohan Gunaratna, a terrorism expert and author of a book on al-Qaida. "That's why Osama bin Laden and other important al-Qaida leaders entrusted him with so many operations."
thoreau|3.16.07 @ 2:13PM|#
From what I heard, he didn't actually admit to anything. He just wrote a book saying that if he had done it, here's how he would have.
Guy Montag|3.16.07 @ 2:24PM|#
Isn't Jim Moran trying to get this guy and his buddies into a
Virginia work release program?
Maybe there is a spot for him at the Washington Post!
|3.16.07 @ 2:24PM|#
If he is a big ole bullshitter, is he gonnna run on the republican or democrat ticket?
Bhh|3.16.07 @ 2:27PM|#
The Weather Channel outsources weather control to him, and he helped NASA fake the moon landings.
|3.16.07 @ 2:28PM|#
blessed right hand
He swung a sword one handed?
Anyway... thoreau, maybe he's the really killer that OJ's been
after all these years! Finally justice for Nicole and Collateral
Damage guy!
D.A. Ridgely|3.16.07 @ 2:31PM|#
We probably should ask him what really happened to Jimmy Hoffa, too.
Guy Montag|3.16.07 @ 2:33PM|#
If he is a big ole bullshitter, is he gonnna run on the
republican or democrat ticket?
Our comments passed on the wires.
Maybe Moran is sponsoring him, so my guess is Democrat.
VM|3.16.07 @ 2:34PM|#
Highnumber not here!
Not a global warming thread
Nice try anyways!
Khalid Sheikh talks big
He's pleasured many camels
VD took his mind.
Al Qaida sucks shit
fucking terrorist assholes
You cannot beat us
|3.16.07 @ 2:41PM|#
i'll beat the shit out
of you charles i'll beat the shit
out of you with charles
Dave W.|3.16.07 @ 2:42PM|#
I wonder if his interrogations actually foiled any terrorist plots. Ticking time bomb style, Jack Bauer style.
Guy Montag|3.16.07 @ 2:43PM|#
Dave W.,
Of course, if they did not do it like it was on TV then it was a
big waste of time and money, right?
I. Self. Divine.|3.16.07 @ 2:44PM|#
cross john belushi
with porn star ron jeremy
big shot terrorist
I very nearly shit myself from laughing so hard when I read that.
props, high(ku)number.
|3.16.07 @ 2:46PM|#
We probably should ask him what really happened to Jimmy
Hoffa, too.
Not to mention his role in the JFK and MLK assassinations.
|3.16.07 @ 2:48PM|#
There's an emptiness in people like KSM that chills me. It would
almost be better if he'd denounced the women and children killed on
9/11 as his enemies, and express joy that he'd killed so many of
them. As bad as that attitude is, his the way he shrugs their
deliberate murders off - hey, whattyagonnado? it's war - is even
worse. And we're not talking about accidents or even killings that
were unavoidable in the pursuit of some other military target. He
can snuff out thousands of lives on purpose, know that he bears
responsibility, and not feel like it's a big deal.
Fanatics like the kamikazi or even Hamas suicide bombers at least
are committing hot-blooded acts, in fits of ecstasy or rage, full
of hate for their victims. This guy is just cold and empty inside.
He's like Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs - his doesn't
even hate his victims, they're just things to use and destroy when
it furthers his purposes.
|3.16.07 @ 2:50PM|#
Also, he originally took credit for Obama's MA parking
tickets.
Then someone whispered in his ear and he was all "Never mind".
|3.16.07 @ 3:05PM|#
As bad as that attitude is, his the way he shrugs their
deliberate murders off - hey, whattyagonnado? it's war - is even
worse.
Sorta the way Madeleine Albright, when asked about the possibility
that the embargo against Iraq had killed half a million children,
didn't question the number but said "we think the price is worth
it." (Considering all the eggs we've been breaking in Iraq and how
long we've been doing it, we should be getting a really great
omelette there any day now.)
VM|3.16.07 @ 3:12PM|#
Guy Dienstag and Dave
do not answer in haiku
slashdot corn syrup?
Juggernaut is Crane
Your weapons will not harm him
Beat you with your pimp.
|3.16.07 @ 3:20PM|#
Seamus,
Albright didn't want to kill any Iraqis. They were "collateral
damage," which she wanted to avoid, and regretted, but saw no other
way around. That's why, even using the formulation she later said
she regretted, she considered them a cost.
So no, that's not "sorta like" Mohammed purposely killing thousands
of women and children on purpose, as the goal of his operations,
and then not really being bothered by it.
Vacuous cheap shot.
|3.16.07 @ 3:20PM|#
I hear that the last words of Julius Caesar were in fact "et tu
Khalid?"
The man was a hell of an operator.
|3.16.07 @ 3:21PM|#
"In terms of competence for managing, planning and executing
terrorist attacks, KSM was the best in al-Qaida," said Rohan
Gunaratna, a terrorism expert and author of a book on al-Qaida.
"That's why Osama bin Laden and other important al-Qaida leaders
entrusted him with so many operations."
In the old days, this country put to good use the talented war
criminals they captured, instead of torturing them until they
signed a drool-stained confession. Friggin' amateurs.
thoreau|3.16.07 @ 3:31PM|#
That picture of him waking up doesn't do justice to his true stature. He's in fact a man of wealth and taste who's been around for a long, long year. He even rode a tank and held a general's rank while the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
|3.16.07 @ 3:36PM|#
That picture of him waking up doesn't do justice to his true stature. He's in fact a man of wealth and taste who's been around for a long, long year. He even rode a tank and held a general's rank while the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
|3.16.07 @ 3:37PM|#
That picture of him waking up doesn't do justice to his true
stature. He's in fact a man of wealth and taste who's been around
for a long, long year. He even rode a tank and held a general's
rank while the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
No, no, see, it was his wife. She's sure all that glitters is gold,
and she's buying a stairway.
thoreau|3.16.07 @ 3:51PM|#
I will not write posts as haiku!
I will not post them in a zoo!
I'll rhyme my posts like Doctor Suess,
No matter what says Viking Moose!
Dave W.|3.16.07 @ 4:38PM|#
That picture of him waking up doesn't do justice to his true
stature.
That is a stupid picture to use. In a couple decades, we will look
back at how that picture was used so widely and feel like people
feel these days when they go back and look at old Hearst
papers.
|3.16.07 @ 5:16PM|#
Mohammed has implicated himself in some 31 terrorist plots
...
You need to be more specific with this stuff. I've had my fill of
street jihad.
|3.16.07 @ 5:39PM|#
Albright didn't want to kill any Iraqis. They were
"collateral damage," which she wanted to avoid, and regretted, but
saw no other way around. That's why, even using the formulation she
later said she regretted, she considered them a cost.
And KSM didn't want to kill the kids. They were just in the way of
his adult targets.
|3.16.07 @ 6:15PM|#
I play Beastie Boys
Mother decries noise -- jealous?
Fight for party rights!
Of which do I speak?
"You can't, you won't, you don't stop"
Haikus or Beasties?
|3.16.07 @ 6:28PM|#
The sonovabitch made a baby for Anna Nicole and then killed her too, The sonuvabitch!!!
|3.16.07 @ 8:57PM|#
Seamus,
"And KSM didn't want to kill the kids. They were just in the way of
his adult targets."
No. They were not. They were just as much his targets as the
"adults." Don't you understand that?
|3.16.07 @ 9:14PM|#
"Khalid Mohammed is the father of every kid in this town!"
"Khalid Mohammed once showed me a video of him making love to my
wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"
"One time I was with Khalid in the back of a pickup truck, along
with a live deer. Khalid goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Khalid
Mohammed! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a
way as to make it say, 'kalidmohammed'... It wasn't exactly like
it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
"He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!"
"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."
"He sweats Gatorade"
"He once breast fed a flamingo back to health."
"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated
irony!"
"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."
"He sheds his skin once a year."
"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a
month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me
curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran
Mohammed!"
"I once saw him eat a whole live chicken."
"His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson."
"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal
when it came to that."
"Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a
medicine ball!"
"Did I ever tell you about the time Khalid took me out to go get a
drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one.
Finally Khalid takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We
sat there for a year and a half and, sure enough, someone
constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot,
drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Khalid yelled
over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found
'em!'"
"Khalid Mohammad had a four day heart attack...a day for each
chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a
basketball filled with ricotta cheese."
"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the
road."
"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a
child."
"They found $60 in change in his stomach."
"He did all the makeup on The Planet of the Apes movie."
"He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault."
"Khalid drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he
slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and
said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"
"They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening
to Khalid talk in his sleep."
"He date raped David Bowie."
"He once inhaled a seagull."
"The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress."
"It was the sight of Khalid 's naked body that drove Brian Wilson
insane."
"He once had sex with a cigarette machine."
"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."
"He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel."
"He once ate the Bible while water skiing."
"He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."
"He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the
bastards!"
"You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a
syringe!"
"He has dandruff the size of mice!"
"He jogged with a fridge on his back!"
"Khalid Mohammad was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our
wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for
it!"
"His first name is Khalid! ....... I'm drunk."
"He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his
baby shrimp scampi."
"He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith &
Wesson."
"He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Khalid went hunting? Khalid
decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He
stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged
for their lives...except Fleagle."
"We once had a bachelor party for Khalid. He ate the entire cake
before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
"Khalid once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey
Hart."
"He has a toenail on the end of his penis."
"Khalid once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16
ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms."
"Khalid's family crest is a picture of a baracuda eating Neil
Armstrong."
"Khalid ranked 18th in the AP College Football Poll."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Khalid was in a production of
The King and I? On opening night, Khalid chloroforms the entire
cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours.
The production got pretty good reviews."
"He breastfeeds John Madden."
"Khalid named the group Sha Na Na. They did NOT want to be called
that."
"If you drop a phonograph needle on Khalid's nipple, it plays the
Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'"
"They use Khalid's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee
Stadium."
"Khalid directed that commercial where the women play basketball in
high heels."
"All the Yes album covers are Khalid family photos."
"He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom."
"Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive?
He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and
died. Khalid said it would've happened sometime."
"Khalid's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from
Terminator 2"
"Khalid still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in
porno films."
"He thinks that Iron Man is gay."
"He framed Roger Rabbit."
"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Khalid - except for
the apple tree planting and not raping men."
"He gave a handjob to a manta ray."
"He uses Old Spice aftershave as nasal spray."
"He fashions graven images from frozen seawater."
"He brushes his teeth with a meat cleaver and rock salt."
"This one time, Khalid burned a CD with nothing but the sounds of
his bowel movements and the screams of his manservants. It went
triple platinum within the month."
"He owns the PAX network."
"He thought The Princess Diaries was both charming and sweet
depiction of one girl's emergence from youth into womanhood."
"He made Styx BITE IT!"
"They say he bleeds peppermint vodka."
"Did I ever tell ya about the time that Khalid and I took a hot air
balloon trip over Los Angeles? Khalid brings an atomic bomb and
drops it on the city! Then, he looks at me and says, "It would have
happened sooner or later."
"The movie Deliverance was based on Khalid's experiences as a
kindergarden teacher."
"His memoirs are tattooed on Ruth Buzzi."
"He's producing Battlefield Earth 2"
"He recieves radio messages from Mars on his scrotum."
"His big toe is holding up Australia."
"He took The Blair Witch to his senior prom."
"He makes N'Sync keep Chris."
"He invented the Cleveland Steamer."
"Most people don't know this, but Khalid Mohammed has children!
This one time, he was banging a hooker and wouldn't ya know it, his
semen shoots straight through her tailbone, up through the ceiling
and into the sky where it hit a plane! Nine months later, every
woman on that plane had Brasky's children! When they tried to get
child support... he paid it every month."
"His pubic hair was woven into the Sri Lankan flag."
"His favorite actor is Greg Kinnear."
"His middle name is Julian."
"He uses live elk for toilet paper."
"His cover version of Limp Bizkit's My Way appeared on the
soundtrack for Titanic. The pope himself thought the song crackled
with energy but he didn't like the sound of burning preschoolers in
the background."
"Did I ever tell you boys about the time that Khalid Mohammad
wanted a World Series ring? Wouldn't ya know it, but Khalid kills
the entire starting lineup of the 1998 New York Yankees! All except
Clay Bellinger. They beat the Atlanta Braves in four games. Khalid
was the MVP."
"He pisses farm fresh orange juice."
"He makes his grandchildren call him "The Anal Astrologist"."
M is for the many|3.17.07 @ 6:46AM|#
Khalid Sheikh, a Mohammedan,
Claims to be vastly ad hominen,
Confessing qua pigeon-stool. Pity
He strains credulity.
tfrye|3.17.07 @ 8:48AM|#
And all I'm doing with my blessed right hand is pleasuring an imaginary Jennifer Love Hewitt...
Poseidon|3.18.07 @ 1:35PM|#
It's nice to see our leaders have branched out into comedy. A
hapless Muslim, held prisoner at Guantanamo, who was only
able to last between two and two and a half minutes when subjected
to "waterboarding", confesses to everything ordered by his
interrogators. When asked whether anything he said was as a result
of torture,
his reply is deleted from the transcript; when asked again, he
says he was not subjected to any threats, duress or pressure.
Comments here only allow up to 5 links, which is rather less than
the 51 I had incorporated into the following paragraphs. To see the
original, go to:
http://www.takeourworldback.com/short/zionistdenial.htm
The perpetrators of 9/11 must insist that regular office
compartment fires can melt tons of structural steel and partly boil
steel members in a skyscraper that was not even hit by a plane. The
crooks must assert that Islamic fundamentalists are prone to
drinking, gambling, visiting strip bars, and speculating on stock
options of companies involved in airlines, reinsurance, financial
services, weapons manufacturing, etc. The genocidal Mafia that
plotted 9/11 must claim that no one had ever conceived that
terrorists might use planes as guided missiles when in fact this
had been widely known for years since the "Bojinka plot" and in
March 2001 the Fox TV network had aired an X-Files spin-off that
involved a US government plot to crash a hijacked Boeing into the
World Trade Center, that "suicide hijackers" were simultaneously so
skilled that they knew how to turn off an aircraft transponder -
but still flunked a chance to fly a Cessna at a flight school and
practised piloting a Boeing 757 or 767 with an Arabic language
flight training manual on the way to the airport, that airport,
train and bus video cameras mysteriously fail whenever Islamic
hijackers or bombers are on the job, that it was just coincidence
that Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu's father Benzion was secretary to
Ze'ev "Vladimir" Jabotinsky, who founded the Zionist terrorist
movement that played an important part in the creation of Israel
(e.g. King David hotel bombing, conspiracy to assassinate British
foreign secretary Ernest Bevin), or that Bibi was a unit team
leader in Sayeret Matkal, an elite special forces unit of the
Israeli Defense Force, and just happened to be in New York City in
the morning of 9/11 and in London on the morning of the 7/7 attacks
(having received advance warning), and is a close friend of Larry
Silverstein who, along with Zionist billionaire and "Holocaust
survivor" Frank Lowy, just happened to have taken over the World
Trade Center lease and ensured the Towers were insured for billions
of dollars against terrorist attacks within six weeks of 9/11. And
the tin-foil crackpots hold that it was just a coincidence that
Rabbi Dov Zakheim had access to Boeings and to the very Flight
Termination System incorporating a Command Transmitter that was
capable of electronically hijacking a plane and crashing it into a
building, no suicide or Cessna drop-out pilots required. Another
spooky coincidence concerned the massive Israeli spy-ring that was
busted around the time of the attacks, and the five "dancing
Israelis" caught celebrating and filming the burning Towers, whilst
in possession of foreign passports, box cutters, $4,700 cash hidden
in a sock, and a van that tested positive for traces of
explosives.
It is sometimes amusing to see the tangled hoops that the Likud
party tries to jump through, claiming that its only wish is for
peace, but it is thwarted by Palestinian "terrorists", "dictatorial
Arab regimes", "Muslim fundamentalism and nazism", etc. When they
quote the Tehran Times' (2002) compilation of evidence that Israel
did 9/11, the Likudniks actually do a pretty good job of proving
the Iranians are very much in touch with reality. As Benjamin
Netanyahu wrote in his book Terrorism: How The West Can
Win, "terrorism is simply too tempting a weapon to be
forsaken". That applies equally to those purporting to be
part of a "war on terror".
Those who have lost loved ones in the attacks attempt to believe in
the Zionist-concocted 'reality', but clearly have a hard time
imagining how terrorists could be so lucky and governments so
inept.
Suppose there is a middle-aged lady, who has been happily married
for 29 years. The first husband dies or disappears, and husband
number two takes out a massive $3+ billion insurance policy on her
life. It is subsequently found that the first husband's removal
from the scene is linked to a friend and business partner of the
new husband. A mere six weeks later, the lady dies in mysterious
circumstances in an accident that would not be fatal unless the
laws of physics, chemistry and biology were revised - e.g., a small
piece of cardboard falls on her head from a height of one foot. Any
detective worth their salt should be suspicious, to say the
least.
Bullet wounds to the chest are then discovered, and five assassins
- who are linked to husband #2 and his associates - are arrested
after being found dancing and celebrating with high fives and with
traces of gunpowder on their fingers. "Ah", the skeptics cry, "a
human body is comprised of some highly reactive elements. You have
potassium, sodium, calcium, magnesium, iron, plenty of water, and
oxygen in the air. Moreover, the body is heated to about twenty
degrees above ambient. Isn't it quite possible that some sort of
exothermic reaction occurred, forming the observed bullet holes?"
The skeptics then conclude that the death was due to natural
causes, after her head was hit by a piece of cardboard at 5 mph.
Everyone else marks them down as kooks.
In short, the official 9/11 conspiracy theory - and the criminals'
defense - is based on junk science, junk psychology, junk logic,
junk math, junk history, and junk politics. And for "junk", read
"Khazar".
edna|3.18.07 @ 1:41PM|#
The perpetrators of 9/11 must insist that regular office
compartment fires can melt tons of structural steel and partly boil
steel members in a skyscraper that was not even hit by a
plane.
no, the perpetrators of 9-11 didn't have to insist on anything.
they merely needed to commandeer some airplanes and fly them into
buildings where they thought they could kill the most people. if
some of the damage was more spectacular than they imagined, well
that's just a bonus from allah (peanut butter upon him).
once again, south park got it 100% correct.
|3.18.07 @ 3:38PM|#
In the old days, this country put to good use the talented
war criminals they captured, instead of torturing them until they
signed a drool-stained confession. Friggin' amateurs.
Hey, putting Mohammed Goldstein in our latest Two-Minutes-Hate
is a good use.
|3.18.07 @ 8:01PM|#
Oh wow, Poseidon, just wow!
Man, are all whackjob conspiracy theory tomes written in the same
wonderfully urgent run-on style? They all seem to be.
They also all seem to have the same elegant combination of rumors,
untruths, partial truths and irrelevant truths all woven together
with utter disregard of logical connections. Couple this with
general scientific ignorance.
Perhaps your post is supposed be read as comedy. I'd be laughing my
ass off if it weren't for the number of people who believe crap
like that.
|3.18.07 @ 9:58PM|#
ummmm......ooooookay.
sounds plausible.
about the time that monkeys fly outta my butt
|3.19.07 @ 8:27AM|#
snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark snark
Poseidon|3.21.07 @ 9:25AM|#
I would love to see a government / Zionist version of my post,
in which they attempt to 'prove' that Osama bin Laden, Khalid
Sheikh Mohammed and "al Qaeda" did 9/11. It could start out
something like this:
Osama bin Laden, who lives in a cave in Afghanistan, decided to
attack the Twin Towers and the Pentagon, because he didn't like
Americans' freedoms. (At this point, there would be a link to a
statement by Shrub confirming that, the implication being that
whatever the President says must be true, and anyone who thinks
otherwise is a filthy, stinking terrorist.)
We know who did it because we found the passport of one of them in
Vesey Street / a few blocks from the former WTC site. (Here, there
would be a link to some news report, and we would have to accept
the word of the police, the 9/11 Commission, etc. Zionist logic
runs like this: No police are corrupt, Bernard Kerik was a Police
Commissioner, therefore Bernard Kerik would not lie about 'finding'
a passport. Muslims did 9/11, Philip Zelikow is head of the 9/11
Commission, Zelikow is Jewish, Jews =/= Muslims, hence the 9/11
Commission would not lie about a passport being 'found'. Wiki's entry on
Kerik shows that he isn't whiter-than-white, having recently
been arrested and ordered to pay $221,000 in fines. He is also
linked to Rudolph Giuliani, who - along with the prior warning
recipient Bibi Netanyahu - is linked to the London 7/7 bombings,
having been in London on the morning of the attacks, and in
Yorkshire - where the alleged "suicide bombers" lived - the day
prior to the attacks.
The scriptwriters made a blunder over the passport story. First
they were going to say it was Mohammed Atta's, then they decided to
claim Satam al Suqami, as Atta had already gotten too much airplay.
They then variously claimed "a few blocks away" and "Vesey Street";
unfortunately they got both guesses wrong. The amateur who
concocted that part of the story forgot which plane Suqami was
supposed to be on; Suqami's "AA Flight 11" - hit the North Tower
approaching from the north, the wind was northwesterly, and
consequently the passport should have ended up in Liberty Street to
the south. See my analysis here:
http://www.takeourworldback.com/911/911passport.htm
... in which I calculated that the overpressure from a hydrocarbon
deflagration would not be sufficient to reverse the 300 mph or more
forward velocity of the passport, and after exiting the building,
air resistance would cause the passport to decelerate and lose
height before it had a chance to clear the buildings the other side
of Liberty Street.)
We know it was bin Laden, because he admitted responsibility. (At
this point the crooks would provide a link to the 'confession'
video, but would hope that no one noticed that the 'Osama'
confessing does not even
remotely resemble the real one. If someone did notice it, they
would probably have to be smeared as a "terrorist" or an
"anti-Semite". Alternatively, the Zionist Mafia apologists could
claim that bin Laden had decided to celebrate the successful
attacks by spending his profits from speculating on airline options
with a facelift, and then demanding a reversal when he decided it
didn't make him better looking! And all that, from an Afghan cave
whilst encircled by Nato forces.
Incidentally, the principals of the organization behind these
terror attacks are psychopathic members of the Khazar tribe. These
fake 'Jews' are Turkic Caucasians, not Semites. Their latest
atrocity, a holocaust in which up to 1 million Iraqis have perished
in the last 4 years alone, demonstrates that they are the true
anti-Semites. Iraqis - and the original Jews - are Semites.
The crooks also made a mistake by failing to take the "partly
evaporated" steel member from WTC 7 before Dr Jonathan Barnett got
his hands on it. A bigger mistake was when an operative decide to
take a short-cut, when installing ignition devices for the
thermate-TH3 in the WTC 2 perimeter columns. As we saw, too much
molten iron had collected at the bottom of a section of column and
melted its way through too quickly at the NE corner of floor 81 on
WTC 2 because the demolition team did not want to install the
devices on Floors 83 (IQ Financial Systems) and 84 (Euro Brokers),
and the yellow-orange molten iron could be observed pouring out,
much to the criminals' dismay. See:
http://www.takeourworldback.com/wtcdemolition.htm
for more details.
There are four possibilities regarding the likes of edna and Isaac
Bartram:
(i) They are on the payroll of the terrorist organization that has
bought and paid for the mainstream media and prominent politicians.
(ii) They are too foolish, to put it bluntly, to know the
difference between relevant truths, irrelevant truths, rumors, and
untruths - and have a poor grasp of logic and scientific pinciples.
(iii) They are Jews who have been brainwashed into such a state of
paranoia that they voluntarily participate in the cover-up of the
greatest false-flag attack of the century, possibly after being
encouraged by Give Israel Your United Support (GIYUS). (iv) After
years of relentless conditioning by the Zionist-owned mainstream
media, they have been bamboozled into imagining that Jews are an
incarnation of "gods" and can do no wrong.
Let us be charitable and assume (iv), in which case it is time to
explode another myth!
Zionist Ashkenazi Jews are supposed to be wondrous creatures,
whiter-than-white shining examples of human diligence and
integrity, who can do no wrong as they selflessly toil to provide
goods or services sorely needed by the huddling masses. Yet for
some unfathomed, "irrational reason", they are mercilessly
persecuted even to the extent of being placed in gas chambers,
whereupon they invariably manage to escape three times or even six
times in quick succession by virtue of their sheer wits and charm,
and are heavily compensated for having survived extermination.
Indeed, some of the more infamous escapees even evade kidnap
attempts by those nasty anti-Semitics who are identified when they
thoughtfully leave a driver's license at the scene of the crime,
and who said anything about Rudy Giuliani? Such evidence can then
be used in attempts to "disable" those naughty anti-Semitic
websites.
Dead parrots are merely "pining for the fjords"; Jewish "holocaust
survivors" are really dead but have such empathy for Gentile
genocide victims that they give the illusion of sentience as they
shuffle around as the "undead", receiving handsome reparations for
their anguish. Some become billionaires, probably as a result of
their honest toils.
But that is the Lewis Carroll version, it turns out. In the real
world we have Larry Silverstein's Runway 69 exploits which
allegedly included laundering, assassinations and heroin
trafficking. The New York Times even ran a story that the Runway 69
owner was another "Lawrence" Silverstein. For those who weren't
fooled, they could always say it was a (rather belated) Purim spoof
all along. Unfortunately, that theory must assert that Haaretz was
fooled by the spoof or part of the conspiracy, too. Then Moshe
Katsav faces multiple charges for sex crimes including rape, and
any national leader bold enough to joke about the matter gets
framed for poisoning critics with polonium.
Ehud Olmert and Frank Lowy are embroiled in the Bank Leumi sale
scandal. Frank Lowy was a member of the Board of the Reserve Bank
of Australia for ten years and is executive chairman and co-founder
of the Westfield group. Back in 2002, Lord Michael Abraham Levy was
heavily involved in a "cash for access" scandal in which he was
allegedly paid up to £250,000 by Westfield in return for providing
access to British ruling circles. Levy is a prominent Zionist, and
as Tony Blair's "tennis partner" and "Middle East advisor", is a
principal intermediary between Blair and the Zionist / Jewish
Mafia. Levy is also a personal friend and "tennis partner" of Ehud
Barak. More recently, Levy was arrested (in 2006 and 2007) in
Blair's "cash for honours" scandal. It emerged that Tony Blair had
been interviewed by police for a second time over the scandal, but
had kept it quiet until after Levy's arrest and until the
authorities could launch another series of dawn raids on Muslim
homes as a diversion. Moreover, Downing Street was found to be
using a secret, hidden, hacker-proof second email network, designed
to Israeli military specifications.
The Blairs have been mired in a myriad of scandals, one involving
Cherie using her influence to try to help Martha Greene's latest
partner Jonathan Metliss in his attempt to lobby for NHS contracts.
This is the same Jonathan Metliss who complained of racist chanting
at football matches, yet is on the Executive Board of Conservative
Friends of Israel, a terrorist apartheid state which, for example,
beats up and jails Palestinians for travelling on "Jews only"
roads, and punches and kicks women to the floor when they refuse to
move to the back of a bus because their clothes are "too
revealing". Martha Greene, who recently registered the domain
tonyblairfoundation.org, is the new Carole Caplin: another example
of a Jew attracted to the rich and powerful like moths to a flame,
or - more precisely - like flies to s**t!
Somewhere in the omniverse, there is a parallel world where I
prefer coffee to tea, pigs have sprouted wings, and the Ashkenazi
tribe (or species) are the epitome of saintliness. In our reality,
that is an absolute elsewhere like Alice in Wonderland / Through
the Looking-Glass. Apart from the empirical evidence demonstrating
that Zionists did 9/11, psychological profiling such as the
Khazars' hedonistic proclivities and Zionist predilection for
deception and corruption places them squarely as the prime
suspects. It beggars belief that Jews are too noble to perpetrate a
crime like the WTC demolition, and "militant Muslims" would have
sacrificed their own lives merely to furnish Zionists with the
pretext to attack Islamic nations.
See:
http://www.takeourworldback.com/short/saintlyjews.htm
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