Jacob Sullum | February 28, 2007
If you accept the premise that colorful light boards displaying cartoon characters should be blown up because they might be bombs, this one seems like a no-brainer: Today police in Boston—the only city that was thrown into a panic by a marketing tactic that was taken in stride, if not completely ignored, in nine others—blew up a "suspicious package" chained to a parking sign. The local Fox affiliate reports that it might have been a device used by the transportation department to count passing vehicles. But you can't be too careful.
Police in Santa Fe seem to agree. Last week, apparently confusing the F-bomb with a literal one, they blew up two of three CD players that had been set to play "foul language" and "pornographic messages" during Ash Wednesday services at the Cathedral Basilica of St. Francis of Assisi. They kept the third possible bomb intact, A.P. reports, "to test for fingerprints or DNA and trace its components."
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""foul language" and "pornographic messages" during Ash
Wednesday services at the Cathedral Basilica of St. Francis of
Assisi."
You mean the content of the service?
So you don't know anything about the package they blew up in
Boston, but you know it was silly of them to do so.
OK.
I wish the police would blow up some of their own big brother cameras and radar detectors.
joe
maybe its worth considering that cops blow things up to justify
their existence the same way scientists want to scare us with
end-of-world scenarios to do the same, the same way politicians see
child-threats in every media, the same way Y2K tech consultants
pushed the idea of computer meltdown...ad infinitum.
i think it's generally wrong to always give everyone the benefit of
the doubt in all cases. they are things that do have to be looked
at more closely, as you point out. But given the recent history,
it's noteworthy, and reasonable to be skeptical.
jg
joe,
Help me out here. I can't find the word silly or a synonym for it
in Sullum's post. Is there a hidden secrest part of the post?
The local Fox affiliate reports that it might have been a
device used by the transportation department to count passing
vehicles. But you can't be too careful.
Never back down. Never admit you're wrong. Especially when you are
wrong.
Denny Crane.
No, highnumber, I'm not going to help you. Nobody else seems to be having any trouble with realizing this isn't an ode to the wisdom of Boston's finest.
I would just die laughing if it turned out that one government
agency blew up a device planted by a government agency.
joe: You might want to consider Boston's recent record here. I'm
wondering if there have been any noteworthy examples of bombers
chaining their devices to something, myself.
joe,
I didn't really need your help anyway.
He doesn't have to say that it's silly. It is silly on the face of
it. I was teasing you for taking it so goll-dern seriously.
C'mon, joe, you know that if this happened in Kansas you'd be loving it as much as the rest of us. Just because it took place in Boston doesn't make it any less ridiculous. Watch the video and tell me that poor solar-powered car-counter deserved its fate.
So does this mean the transportation department has to reimburse the police for their time? Maybe with an extra penalty payment devoted to the general public safety fund? How about threats of legal action, and a humiliating public apology? It just isn't a proper ridiculous bomb scare otherwise, you know.
I'm more amused by the Santa Fe incident. Which-- I don't know
for sure, of course-- sounds like the sort of in-your-face sort of
stunt gay activists would pull off.
They're obviously CD players. The staff had already removed them
from underneath the pews and took them to the basement. The cops
blow up two of them, but leave the third alone because it 'might
contain evidence'. What kind of logic is that?
Welcome to the whole country being treated like an airport
screening line.
Gay activists pull off and cops blow? Seems like a little "joint" cooperation would have satisfied everyone.
Given my own experiences in Boston, I find it not all improbably
that one city bureaucracy managed to not know what another
bureaucracy was doing and do something like this.
I was living on Beacon Hill when they decided to change the
direction of Church St. overnight. No warning.
Of course, since Somebody Else had jurisdiction over the lights at
the traffic circle at the end of the Longfellow bridge, this meant
that there was an entire 30 seconds where a green light was shining
down Church street, in which direction nobody came because they had
flipped the traffic pattern.
That traffic light cycle remained unchanged at least for the next 2
years, after which I left Boston.
That traffic light cycle remained unchanged at least for the
next 2 years, after which I left Boston
Successfully, right? On wheels, right? Unimpeded, right? Ya see, da
system woiks!
Don't count your vehicles before you hatch.
Or we blow you up.
So...if I understand this, the police in Santa Fe blew up two
devices because they were deemed to be bombs, but the third one,
chosen at random, was safe to take back to the police
station.
As for Boston, you don't want to stand too still in that town. The
police might decide you're a bomb and blow you up.
I don't know about Boston, but with the Santa Fe incident, the
cops were right to be worried.
During the celebration of a key religions event in a widely-reviled
religious group, in a place where large numbers of worshippers were
assembled, several devices "duct-taped to the bottoms of the pews"
start making noise. The police get called, and they suspect a bomb.
This is not beyond the range of possibility, because the religious
group in question has a lot of enemies, some of these enemies being
known to have a thing for blowing stuff up.
Imagine the incident had taken place at a synagogue during Purim
services (comparable in solemnity and importance to Ash Wednesday
in the Catholic Church). Suppose the devices duct-taped underneath
the pews started broadcasting messages like "death to Israel!"
Should the police be concerned? Yes!
Just because it's a Catholic Church instead of a synagogue
shouldn't affect the analysis. Both Jews and Catholics have been
targeted by Islamic bombers.
Another example:
Say people start getting letters in the mail reading "Death to
Israel!" and a white powder. Police investigate, suspecting some
kind of terrorist attack, and they burn some of the letters.
Bloggers make fun of the police for "overreacting" to "an obvious
prank." This scenario is similar to the antrax attacks, in which
people *died.*
Bottom line: There's no civil-liberties violation when police investigate devices left in a church, and the church itself has invited the police to investigate.
During the celebration of a key religions event in a
widely-reviled religious group, in a place where large numbers of
worshippers were assembled, several devices "duct-taped to the
bottoms of the pews" start making noise. The police get called, and
they suspect a bomb. This is not beyond the range of possibility,
because the religious group in question has a lot of enemies, some
of these enemies being known to have a thing for blowing stuff
up.
Max...the devices were done making noise. They were turned off and
taken to the basement by the church staff.
@MadMax - I guess you missed the obvious here.
If you think you have three bombs, you blow them
all up. If you leave one -- at random --
unblownup, then you apparently didn't really think it was a bomb,
and you shouldn't have blown any of them up.
Everything else is beside the point. Yes?
Evolution In Action, also Hustling Money For the Sole and
Express Purpose of Getting High
So Boston, is the retarded police state getting you down? I
understand the feeling. In fact, all of Massachusetts, however
progressive and enlightened they like to think they are, the entire
state is in the power of a cartel of retarded bureaucrats. I go to
Northeastern University. I have a free ride at the robot factory
with free room and board. I am so disgusted with this entire
SITUATION that I am dropping out of school. I can not bear to study
Brainwashing, also known conventionally as PSYCHOLOGY. I believe
that you need to think for yourself, question authority, make your
own decisions and run your own autonomous life. This will more than
likely involve a symbiotic relationship with MANY other human
beings. This is a suggestion on how to organize the city of
Boston.
I am submitting this to Reason Magazine because they are the most
biologically advanced human beings participating in the public
discourse. The people at Daily Kos are going to call me a nazi for
saying that but I don't give a shit, they are about to enslave
everyone with their RETARDED "universal healthcare system".
Libertarians of all varieties belong to the cult of Ayn Rand in the
sense that they recognize the power of the fiat currency and
consciously participate in the economic system. While we are
talking about the evolution of the human species, we can talk about
seizing the media of the city that controls the old guard of the
Democratic Party.
I don't know if ya'll are familiar with the LaRouche political
cult? They are an obnoxious club of statists that are hawking some
retarded scheme about building a giant land bridge across Eurasia?
Very obviously a stupid idea. FDR was Lyndon LaRouche's primary
influence, and look where that put us. I don't need to tell you we
live in an ill society. I am confident that Zebbler's court date
will clear up any misunderstanding about the mooninite fiasco, you
are probably well aware if you keep up to date with Reason
Magazine. Libertarians make the best political journalists because
they know that both parties lie and cheat and steal equally. That's
why its called Free Minds and Free Markets, and if they don't print
this vital information they are teh fucking HYPOCRITS.
So I saw this group on facebook called Students Against
LaRouchebags with a picture of hippies on it. I was puzzled. My
conversation with the LaRouche zeitgeist ended when I established
the foundation of their values, namely that they worship Johannes
Kepler because they think he invented gravity or something, and
they have a choir in which they sing Bach, because that is the
"most scientifically advanced music" invented by human
civilization. I realized eventually the association came from the
fact that they annoy Northeastern students on their way to class
and tell them they should drop out of school and join the LaRouche
Youth Movement. Now if someone asked me for advice about changing
the wider world I would tell them that they should worry about
their own physical and mental wellbeing before worrying about the
wider world, and probably advise them to drop out of Northeastern
University for the sake of their own mental wellbeing and inner
peace. It is interesting that LaRouche, along with Shawn Fanning
and the guy that founded undergroundhiphop.com, are all
Northeastern dropouts. That's my advice, but I try not to push my
trip on other people too much. Northeastern has a very
individualistic populations and I am trying to speak to that type
of person.
So I told them, damn you had better come up with something better
than singing Bach for college students to do if you want them to
forget their previous life and drop out of school. In fact I know
that the best thing to provoke exactly that reaction is psilocybin
mushrooms and LSD. I brought a drum to their bullshit table and
started playing. They asked if I go to school, I told them I was
too busy studying. Studying what, you say? Studying the use of
psilocybin in the treatment of various mental illnesses such as
obssesive compulsive disorder, attention deficit disorder, major
depression, and bipolar disorder, all of which except ODD I have
been diagnosed with professionally. I think that professional
shrinks brainwash you, and that you need to help yourself. This is
me telling you to think for yourself here in this article, judge
what I have to say and give it right back to me ruthlessly. The ODD
actually runs in my mom's side of the family along with the other
shit. I also have a friend in the Drug WarRant community who uses
minuscule amounts of psilocybin to treat his cluster
headaches.
So I played drums for about 2 hours and made about ten bucks. Not
bad, I was almost making minimum wage. LaRouchebags think that
people who get high are "destroying civilization". I told them that
their ideology is destroying civilization as well as the global
environment, because any state that they pave with good intentions
will eventually be taken over by belligerent retards because of
that whole entropy thing, and it is starting to seriously fuck with
the Earth. But it doesn't matter, because the civilization they are
trying to save is retarded anyway, so I told them I don't give a
fuck about the people going to class at Northeastern, because they
are almost definitely making enough money to get high at the end of
the day.
Oh yes, the best thing you can do for the environment is to smoke
cannabis and advocate for the legalization of hemp. The fact of the
matter is that THEY don't give a shit if we get high, they just
want to make paper out of trees and devour the Earth for profit. I
told people walking by that I didn't want them to join my cult, I
just wanted their spare change so I could go get high. I was
inspired by the canvassers who work for PIRG or Greenpeace, asking
for money on the street to stop "Global Warming" of all the things.
Really what they are saying is, "Will you give me money so I can be
paid to stand here and ask you for money?" This is retarded and
should not be considered legitimate activism, although I hold no
grudge against individuals who are able to support themselves with
this hustle. If you want to advocate on behalf of the global
environment here is some news: the Earth has a self-aware
intelligence that communicates with individual human beings through
psilocybin mushrooms and a painting called Gaia that is housed in
the Chapel of Sacred Mirrors in New York City.
In case you hadn't realized, we are now experiencing a rebirth and
awakening that will surpass the one that happened in San Fransisco
in the 1960s. We have had forty years to adjust, it is time to move
on. Timothy Leary said that the internet was the LSD of the 1990s,
and those on the inside of the psychedelic revival will understand
that the ability to harness the power of internet discourse will be
key to the promotion of your personal art and ideas. On the same
day that the Beyond Broadcast conference was going on, I
participated in an open discussion on the future of visionary
culture at the Chapel of Sacred Mirrors with Alex Grey and Daniel
Pinchbeck. Neither of them advocate the medicinal use of
psychedelic sacraments for the treatment of modern "disorders", and
this is because they have real lives. They can not afford to be
targeted by the authorities. Timothy Leary spent 15 years in prison
for a trivial amount of cannabis because of his ideas. These ideas
are more important than Lyndon LaRouche's ideas, and even if you
are not going to drop out I suggest that you read them. I would
start with How To Operate Your Brain and The Declaration of
Evolution.
A respectably informed "hippie" will first and foremost recognize
that it is best to live directly off of the land without
interference from the State in your personal economic life. They
will recognize that the word "hippie" was invented by the corporate
media to slander people like them, and they will use a different
word. Perhaps "head" or "mooninite". They will recognize the wisdom
of the indigenous cultures of the American continent. They will
recognize the necessity of organizing for the purpose of liberating
their fellow human beings in other parts of the country. The best
way to do this is to continue your lives and live publicly as an
example. Show people the way, and they will follow. We are already
trying to do this in New Hampshire, so just one city of geniuses
being oppressed by a bunch of RETARDS shouldn't be too difficult.
Think about the last time a bunch of white people dressed up like
indians and pulled a stunt to piss off the authorities, we could
call it the new Boston Tea Party. Yes, just to be clear, I do think
that the American Revolution was provoked by the colonial hippie
population of Boston. I think it is painfully obvious.
Notice that I said we need to seize the MEDIA and not the
government. Government is institutionalized violence and I am
bringing a message that is against violence. For our new society I
would suggest familiarity with The Fountainhead and The Moon Is A
Harsh Mistress. Also, I think we should have a consensus based
society. Everyone gets to talk and say their peace. We will figure
it out eventually. One thing though, and I am afraid this needs to
be an exception. The use of sacramental medicine outside of a
movement to somehow stop the global war in progress is an
unforgivable sin. I am speaking from the authority of an individual
who was chemically brainwashed by the police state and was
liberated by the divine medicine LSD, and also from the authority
of the warning of Aldous Huxley that he made in a speech at
Berkeley:
"And it seems to me perfectly in the cards that there will be
within the next generation or so a pharmacological method of making
people love their servitude, and producing … a kind of painless
concentration camp for entire societies, so that people will in
fact have their liberties taken away from them but will rather
enjoy it, because they will be distracted from any desire to rebel
by propaganda, brainwashing, or brainwashing enhanced by
pharmacological methods."
I want everyone who reads Reason Magazine to know about the
underground "Velada", which is a ceremony for partaking in the
sacred mushrooms, that will be happening soon at MIT. This way we
can have our say and due influence before this seminal event takes
place. The negative energy and retarded propaganda and actual
physical violence precipitated by the 1960s incident was completely
unacceptable, and I am doing my best to make sure it doesn't happen
again. The public needs to know unequivocally that yes, these
substances are sacred and yes, their sole purpose is, as my friend
(and your friend) Alex Grey put it, to "offer up any energy
generated for the benefit of all beings".
So here is, without further ado, the HOWTO file for the second
American Revoution. The eventual goal will be to join the
psychedelic counterculture with the Free Software Movement,
completing the totally independent society taking its sustenance
and energy directly from the Earth. Here is a TO DO list for the
the genius cartels at Reason and MIT:
1.Legalize medical CANNABIS in Massachusetts. Marijuana is a racist
propaganda term. The magic trick is that once it is recognized as
"medicine", according to their brainwashing the statists must find
a way to supply it for free to everybody. This is part of a larger
effort to adopt a sound currency in the United States. We know the
fiat currency is bullshit, but the gold standard is just as bad. If
you think gold has intrinsic value because it's shiny, you are a
retard. Sorry. Hell, we could be trading electronic calorie credits
already.
2.Police the police NONVIOLENTLY. There have been multiple
incidents in which cops have ARRESTED people for taking pictures
and videos of the cops doing illegal things. This is completely
fucking unacceptable. The government will not monitor itself. We
have to do this. Why don't you make an army of mini-helicopters to
take videos of the retarded cops with total impunity. Stealth
technology and/or deflector shield technology will be necessary
because we know they will try to blow them up if they see them. How
will this Gaian panopticon work, you ask? That brings us to number
three:
3.Advocate politically for free municipal wifi. This will only
happen if we are loud and insistent, and it is necessary if we want
to police the police. This is a cause we can all agree on, and a
good way to cut our teeth politically. It would be best to learn
from Daily Kos, who put Howard Dean in the Chairmanship of the
Democratic Party.
That is all the pontificating I can do for now. I would like any
mooninites reading this to give me a "ping" if anything to prove to
the people in Washington that I am not just bullshitting them and
that this is really happening. You probably don't even know about
the party yet, so I am telling you that in order to ensure that
this goes well we need to work out our intentions ahead of time
through discussion and consensus. They can not arrest us if we
document our intentions publicly. There are too many of us. If you
don't have the balls to be a part of a public and revolutionary
gathering, you don't deserve to partake of the sacred mushroom. No
need to use your real name here, and I'll see you when I see
you.
P.S. Come and get me fascist spooks, I fucking dare you.
I hope you can see this because I am doing it as hard as I can.
The fuck you hiippy suicide balmers will be telling you all (IN
PUBLIC) to get with the program really soon, you might be able to
relate to the following internet fad. No, not the one about the
Italian plumbers who eat mushrooms and go on an epic quest to
defeat evil turtles, that was the pre-internet fad. I am referring
the the one called, "All your base are belong to us"
This is that fad brought up to date for the current city-wide
situation:
In A.D. 2007
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
Gaia: How are you gentlemen !!
Gaia: All your base are belong to us.
Gaia: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Gaia: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Gaia: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every 'Zig'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'Zig'.
Captain: For great justice.
For you all to know, "Zig" is political and social authority also
know as AUTHORITAH in the visionary television cartoon South Park.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone took LSD at the Academy Awards. They
also know, from the first south park episode release on cable TV,
that cows are the most highly evolved life forms on the planet
Earth.
They understand that cows are a divine biological machine meant to
turn the trace amounts of DMT found in grass into psilocybin
mushrooms with the purpose of facilitating contact with the
transdimensional race from the amazonian spirit world that is
accessed by using DMT. Consider this blog entry to be inserting the
alien probe into the ass of your beligerent fascist inner child.
Know the mind of the Earth and move ZIG for the Great Justice of
you own individual choosing.
Surgeon General's Warning: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
"Max...the devices were done making noise. They were turned off
and taken to the basement by the church staff."
I can't speak for the cops, but, if they overreacted, so what?
Nobody's liberties were violated. The key issue is that someone
tried to disrupt a religious service - and this wasn't some minor
"viral marketing" stunt - they were obviously trying to cause alarm
and disruption. The people who planted the devices should be the
ones getting all the criticism.
I have a strong suspicion that some people are making light of this
because the Catholic Church was involved. I doubt they'd be so
flippant if these devices playing "death to Israel" messages during
a Purim services, or booming out Leviticus 18:22 and other
"homophobic" quotes during a gay rights conference.
"@MadMax - I guess you missed the obvious here.
"If you think you have three bombs, you blow them all up. If you
leave one -- at random -- unblownup, then you apparently didn't
really think it was a bomb, and you shouldn't have blown any of
them up."
I repeat that I can't speak for the cops, but perhaps they were
willing to take a risk with one device for the sake of preserving
enough evidence to nail the perpetrators. If they were willing to
take such a risk, more power to them, and I hope they find the
disruptors.
Incidentally (responding to another poster), why presume that the
disruptors were gay? I'm willing to be more charitable to the
gay-libbers than to assume without evidence that they'd pull
something like this.
Mad Max, referring to both of the situations, information needs to be free. The peacefull dissemination of information to the public is NOT TERRORISM. PERIOD.
Did I mention I am getting a bright green swastika tatooed to my forhead? That is a pwerful symbol that has been under a cloud of negative associations for far to long. Suffice to say that the media professionals in this country are lucky that this is a non-violent movement.
Joe is right. Most of you here sound like the worst sort of
idiotic Monday morning quarterbacks.
In Baghdad, bombs of many types are used daily to kill lots and
lots and lots of people. Many times these bombs are placed at
places of worship, almost always mosques. In almost all cases these
bombs are placed so as to kill and maim as many as possible,
whether at a mosque or a Catholic church or a market.
It is the job of the police to be cautious, and to prepare for the
worst. We don't live in Mayberry anymore.
Disrupting a service is incredibly disrespectful. No one's really defending them, but ... how can you not tell the difference between a CD player and a bomb? For instance, the former can be effectively disarmed by popping out its batteries or, say, turning it off.
yes, terrorist bombs always play recorded messages for several minutes before blowing up. that's how you know they're terrorist bombs.
It says something that liberal joe doesn't knee-jerk criticize
the police for blowing something up real good, yet others here
continue to jerk away.
Methinks if a real bomb ever goes off, then the same people here
will be slamming the cops for eating donuts and "not doing their
job".
And I don't think it's such a stretch to think some piece of shit
is sick enough to bomb a church during Lent, since obviously
someone is sick enough to disrupt a Mass (a sacred ritual)with
pornography. Some of you might think this is hilarious, and that's
pretty fucking pathetic (speaking as a staunch ex-Catholic).
"Bottom line: There's no civil-liberties violation when police
investigate devices left in a church, and the church itself has
invited the police to investigate."
It's not always about civil liberties on this blog. In this case
it's about officious bureacracy overracting to harmless (in the
legal sense) stunts in order to justify their swelling Homeland
Security budgets.
Also, it's about hypocrisy. How come when cops blow up traffic
monitors they're "just doing their jobs" but when I blow up a
monitor, I get sent to Camp X-Ray?
"how can you not tell the difference between a CD player and a
bomb?"
Dagny, I am searching my vast vocabulary for a word to gently call
you dumb. That is the best I can do.
Is joe (and others) now pushing the idea that the cops should
blow up everything that they can't confirm isn't a
bomb?
Methinks if a real bomb ever goes off, then the same people
here will be slamming the cops for eating donuts and "not doing
their job".
And justifiably so. If the cops weren't wasting their time on
stupid shit like this, maybe they could focus on their real
jobs.
RC Dean,
If the cops come into your bedroom and blow up your clock radio,
then I will join your side of this argument. If you tape your clock
radio to a column that supports a bridge that carries heavy rush
hour traffic, then I will be on their side of the argument. It's
all about context.
Oh, and I love it how people here pretend to have this keen
understanding on how a terrorist would go about his business. How
can a sane person truly know how a lunatic thinks?
Perhaps it's better to not have assumptions?
Oh, but it's so much easier criticizing after the fact with the
crystal clarity of 20/20 hindsight. Okay.
When did you stop going by "Unabomber?"
January 31, 2007. NEVER FORGET the end of the SO CALLED "War On
Terrorism"
Wayne, you and Joe are all wet.
If it's perfectly reasonable for the police in Boston to blow up
the property of the Massachusetts Department of Transportation,
there is ABSOLUTELY NO stationary object too prosaic for them to
detonate in the name of "caution".
I'd like to hear if there is ANYTHING - ANYTHING AT ALL - the
Boston police could blow up out of "caution" that would cause you
to think they were stupid or overreacting. How about a mail box? A
sunbather on the Common? The Ritz-Carlton? [It's just sitting there
very suspiciously and has been for some time now.]
Fluffy,
How about a cell phone lying by the road-side? How about a garage
door opener in an ash tray near the entrance to city hall? How
about a boom box left at the food court in a crowded mall?
Those are all "innocent" things. Each of them (and more) is used
every to detonate IEDs in Iraq and kill people. As I said before,
it is all about context. I am willing to give most here a pass on
this issue because I think most here are ignorant on the
subject.
It seems you want it both ways, i.e. you want a perfect outcome. If
the cops blow up what turns out to be an innocent keyboard planted
on a bridge column by a white guy in dreadlocks then the ridicule
knows no bounds. If the keyboard turned out to be a detonator for a
bomb that brought down the bridge then you would be crying about
that as well.
If you ask me, Mr. Sullum has overplayed his hand if this is supposed to be an example of how horrible government is.
Well, it might be utter madness, but at least tros stays on
message.
Props for consistency, but I think you should lay off the cold
medicine.
One crackpot on the sharp end of the keyboard is not in a position
to change foreign policies that are the result of hundreds of years
of history. Sorry for feeding the troll.
Also, there are new technologies that use a very small shaped
charge with a magnesium penetrator to burn the explosive charge
without detonating it, barely louder than an M80. Detonating in
place is not that big of deal, but I disagree that it was correctly
applied in this situation. I think the local authorities are trying
to cover their overreaction with more overreactions. The emperor is
naked, and scared to show it.
Statistically, in the US you are much more likely to be killed in a
car than a bomb, but guess which threat gets all the press?
dude, daniel pinchbeck is fucking retarded. really. he doesn't even know the different between mayan calendars and aztec deities. much less that the vaunted 2012 date isn't even a big deal on the mayan calendar, but everyone's got make a living, even if it's mostly fraudulent.
If the keyboard turned out to be a detonator for a bomb that
brought down the bridge then you would be crying about that as
well.
Just make sure he didn't design the bridge but then the retards
implemented it wrong then shit might get ugly HAW HAW HAW
I can't wait till they start shooting pepole holding soda cans that "look like bombs"
Thanks mediageek, good to see people making the connections. As
for Daniel Pinchbeck, I am not a fan of the work he has done so
far, but I am confident that he will eventually come around. I view
him primarily as a public utility for the visionary community. I
met him in person, and I asked him the eternal question referring
to the advanced tactical satire of Stephen Colbert...
What is it that gives you the strength to do what you do? Is it
Jesus Christ, or Pat Robertson's protein shake?
In Baghdad, bombs of many types are used daily to kill lots
and lots and lots of people.
OH NOES! SWEARZ KILLZ!
In this case it's about officious bureacracy overracting to
harmless (in the legal sense) stunts in order to justify their
swelling Homeland Security budgets.
When BPD shuts down the city with lite brites that they are stupid
enough to consider bombs, BPD needs a lawsuit because it was a
terrorist act. Obviously
WHen BPD shuts down the city because they are morons and don't know
what a monitoring device from their own government is, it's good,
solid police work....
BA LOW ME.
The terrorists have won by sowing suspicion.
Leave your brown bag lunch in Grand Central and see what happens.
Just be glad they aren't calling in untraceable bomb threats to
dozens and dozens of schools, hospitals, businesses, court houses,
etc.
I can't wait till they start shooting pepole holding soda
cans that "look like bombs"
Soda cans? Shit. By Wayne's reasoning every person carrying an IPOD
is now subject to explosion by the authorities, and rightfully
so.
THIS is good reasoning and good policework.
So, like, the headline couldn't have been:
"Blown (up) in Boston"
hrumph.
/trods off
mediageek, that's either one small pancake or one really big
N.K. bunny. Either way, delightfully surreal. tros has been
studying at the Cathy Young school of post length. Any way to put a
jump cut in one of these posts? I shouldn't need to hit page down
four times to finish what you're trying to say.
wayne and Nice Guy, I see what you're saying, I really do. Bombs
come in all shapes and sizes. But don't you see that a response
that's appropriate in a threat level like Ramadi, Haifa, or even
the London Underground, is a bit excessive when you're talking
about 2/28/07 Boston? If people in Boston should treat unknown
things like they're in Baghdad, is it going to then be o.k. to fire
warning shots at a driver coming up too fast on you on the Mass
Pike? Do I get to have to try and shoot the swarthy nervous guy in
the trenchcoat, who's trying to get into the shopping mall?
All I, and I think dagny and others, are saying is that the cops
might want to use some sense of proportion. That's all. And as soon
as a bombing campaign starts here, I'll probably exceed you in my
paranoia and calls for security. But I don't think we're there yet
here, and therefore behavior that we're seeing from the
Boston P.D. etc... is more indicative of ass-covering and hysteria,
than a well-thoughtout plan for public safety.
wayne:
I think your arguments of "context" is not quite sinking
through.
Good try, though.
What about cars? People just stop them in the middle of busy downtown areas with no explanation! Some of them are in buildings! Filled with volatile chemicals, no less!
GG:
Shame on you for offering an argument with non of the snark
:)
I will admit that the Bostonian police obviously look like boobs
for blowing up lite-brites, and inter-departmental devices (though
one should consider that miscommunication in a bureaucracy is a
solid given).
I'm in the mindset that it's better to be overly-cautious, even if
one is risking looking "silly". The consequences of being
overly-complacent are much more severe.
And YES, the best place to be is in the middle. But again, I will
argue is it easy for us to judge all these situations with our
limited knowlege and 20/20 hindsight.
Wayne -
No, I wouldn't be crying.
I didn't think there should be a 9/11 Commission because I knew
exactly how nonsensical it would be, and what we could expect as a
result.
It is precisely because we have the false belief that it's possible
to prevent all terrorist attacks [it isn't] that we get Kafkaesque
behavior on the part of the police.
I would have been perfectly content with a 1-sentence 9/11 report
that said "Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets
you." It's because of the hysterical handwringing about how we
"should have known" that a handful of Saudi nobodies were about to
launch a terror attack that we now have police who can't afford, in
career terms, to refrain from blowing up the property of their own
state government "just to be safe".
"I'm in the mindset that it's better to be overly-cautious, even
if one is risking looking "silly". The consequences of being
overly-complacent are much more severe."
Funny, that's what I always say about the expansion of government
power and contraction of freedom. And I think those big yellow
school buses look like mobile chemical labs with human shields;
let's start blowing them up.
Hysteria: the new patriotism.
Fluffy,
I am not sure how the 9/11 commission fits in here. I agree with
you that hand wringing about missing the clues that might have led
us to know that the Saudi 19 were about to commit a terrorist is
useless.
But that is not what we are talking about here. IEDs are the single
largest killer of US soldiers in Iraq. Al Qaida in Iraq are heavily
into the IED business. Muslim extremist groups are heavily into the
IED business. It is not a large mental leap to see that those who
make IEDs in the middle east will probably make them in the US as
well. In fact, they already have done so.
Another point that nobody here has mentioned that fleshes out the
"context" argument is this: Many of the Military Police in Iraq are
National Guard and Reserve forces, and in the states their normal
day job is... police work. My point is that lots and lots of cops
have recently been to Iraq. They have seen what IEDs do, and how
they are detonated. Unlike all of you security experts, they are a
little more tuned to the downside of all this.
I realize it is all about "sales", i.e. making the blog popular but
I am a little disappointed in Sullum here.
The whole Boston thing reminds me of how the IRA can gain
independance for Ireland: Set off a SMALL car bomb in London's
financial district (lots of smoke and noise, but little real
damage). Then 2 days later, steal a car and park it in one of the
"No Parking" zones in the same area.
The cops will be so freaked about the possibility of a bomb that
they'll shut down the district to deal with it (make them lock down
some schools, too). Repeat as needed until London goes broke from
not being able to do business. If they start to deal with the
situation by NOT shutting down the whole area, explode a real bomb
again to remind them.
The terrorists must be laughing until they wet themselves every
time Boston blows up a city traffic counter.
What if they find a box of tea bags sitting there unattended, on a railing next to Boston Harbor?
"It is precisely because we have the false belief that it's
possible to prevent all terrorist attacks [it isn't] that we get
Kafkaesque behavior on the part of the police."
Are you implying that the police should just pretend that
terrorists are just a fiction?
I am willing to bet that you look left and then right when you
cross the street; and you have probably never been run down by a
careless driver. Do you feel stupid (and Kafkaesque) when you are
checking for oncoming traffic?
"What if they find a box of tea bags sitting there unattended,
on a railing next to Boston Harbor?"
Then they should have a cup of tea.
What if they find a Ryder truck with 10,000 pounds of ammonium
nitrate and a detonator rigged to a boombox? Maybe they should call
Fluffy.
t:
Well, I know for sure they wouldn't be getting drunk and dressing
like Indians, since that would be offensive.
..at least they wouldn't be dressing like Indians.
But that is not what we are talking about here. IEDs are the
single largest killer of US soldiers in Iraq. Al Qaida in Iraq are
heavily into the IED business. Muslim extremist groups are heavily
into the IED business. It is not a large mental leap to see that
those who make IEDs in the middle east will probably make them in
the US as well. In fact, they already have done so.
So, Wayne, what you're saying is that because of the complete and
utter incompetence of police in this country, terrorists don't even
have to make IEDs. All they have to do is leave things that may or
may not look like or may or may not resemble an IED lying all
around our cities. Incompetent police will run around like chickens
with their heads cut off and shut down all of our cities.
Yeah - seems like we should be defending the polilce here.
What if they find a Ryder truck with 10,000 pounds of
ammonium nitrate and a detonator rigged to a boombox? Maybe they
should call Fluffy.
Oh wait, so there was a Ryder truck outside of the church?
..and they wouldn't be tossing the tea into the harbor, since
the EPA would definitely go after them for caffienating the
fish.
So this goes back to them blowing the tea up.
Happy?
My point is that lots and lots of cops have recently been to
Iraq. They have seen what IEDs do, and how they are detonated.
Unlike all of you security experts, they are a little more tuned to
the downside of all this.
So then we should expect checkpoints for travel soon? And all
vehicles should be inspected thoroughly in case they might be car
or Chlorine bombs?
Just because something happens in the middle of a war-torn country
does not, by any stretch of the imagination, make it sensible to
react the same way here.
am willing to bet that you look left and then right when you
cross the street; and you have probably never been run down by a
careless driver.
I would bet most people have almost been hit by a careless driver
when going through a cross-walk. I have almost hit someone and
almost been hit. But either way, that quite a leap from "looking
before crossing the street" to blowing up any stationary object
left in the public way. If you think those two acts are anywhere in
the same neighborhood your judgment is suspect
TPG,
Except for the "incompetent police" part I think what you outline
would be a fairly effective attack strategy. Throw in WSDave's idea
of occasional real bomb and the strategy would be even more
effective.
Obviously you have a better answer here. I am curious to hear
it.
CT,
You think cops are blowing up every stationary object left in the
public?
I will posit that the Boston police could certainly use the services of Big Jim McBob and Billy Sol Hurok.
I have a better answer:
The police should always perform in a manner that will prove, in
hindsight, to have been correct. There, problems solved.
Just because something happens in the middle of a war-torn
country does not, by any stretch of the imagination, make it
sensible to react the same way here.
IEDz! DEATHS! DISMEMBERMENTS!
McBob: Hi, I'm Big Jim McBob!
Hurok: And I'm Billy Sol Hurok.
McBob/Hurok (together): And this is Boston Police Blow-up!
McBob: And we're here to talk about that Ted Turner thing with the
lite-brites..
Hurok: We happen to think the police responded appropriately, with
the given circumstances and all..
McBob: And they sure blew up that lite brite good!
Hurok: They blew it up REAL good!
"I view him primarily as a public utility for the visionary
community."
oh dear are you poor people fucked.
every person carrying an IPOD is now subject to explosion by
the authorities
I think even in Boston they will be safe, so long as they don't
lean up against a bridge support while tormenting their senses with
hip hop.
I think even in Boston they will be safe, so long as they
don't lean up against a bridge support while tormenting their
senses with hip hop.
They should also avoid carrying LEDs.
LEDz MAKE IEDz! BOMBAMENTS!
Grayghost,
I understand your point, and I appreciate your civility. Still
though, I don't blame the police for acting the way they did when
they found an electronic device taped to a bridge column.
I think you are probably right that it will take a real IED
detonated in a public place in the US before ordinary Americans
worry much. Frankly, I am surprised it hasn't happened yet.
Remember the effect the DC snipers had a few years ago? I thought
it was Al Qaida doing it, and I thought at the time that it was
fairly brilliant: cheap to do, broad based in effect, little risk
to the shooters. The fact that AQ did not pick up on that tells me
that they really are not terribly bright, or they have a plan that
does not need that effect yet.
It's all about context.
Agreed.
If only someone would tell the Boston cops before they blow up
something innocuous that was somehow recognized as such, in
context, by everyone else in the country.
If only someone would tell the Boston cops before they blow
up something innocuous that was somehow recognized as such, in
context, by everyone else in the country.
And was in place for WEEKS before they noticed the menacing
device!
"...it will take a real IED detonated in a public place in the
US before ordinary Americans worry much."
And when that happens, my first assumption will be that some
policeman has done it, in order to justify his fear, and to
transmit that fear to the general populace.
My point is that lots and lots of cops have recently been to Iraq. They have seen what IEDs do, and how they are detonated.
And yet they spend their time destroying LiteBrites and CD players?
I'm not quite seeing the logic here, unless it's "anything could be
a bomb; therefore, destroy anything".
Look, it's a matter of false positives/false negatives here. The
number of real bombs is pretty small, and the number of bombs
cleverly disguised to look like LiteBrites is probably even
smaller. The number of innocuous objects, however, is very high.
Making the police more paranoid will probably not substantially
increase the number of real bombs discovered. It will probably
result in a lot of time and money wasted and random stuff getting
destroyed, not to mention increasing people's paranoia and making
the police look dumb. That's the problem.
Personally, the lesson I'm taking away from all this is that no
matter how much the bomb squads like to brag about their expertise
and fancy equipment, they really have no idea what the fark they're
looking for.
How long the thing was in place is irrelevant. When the cops
discovered it, they had no knowledge of how long it had been there.
Are you guys saying, seriously, that an electronic device attached
to a bridge column is such a normal, everyday occurrence that it
warrants no attention?
I have an idea for the next ad campaign. Reason magazine can leave
backpacks and briefcases in various public places (subway stations,
malls, city hall, etc) across the US. When they are opened, a jack
in the box kind of thing pops out and says, "it's your lucky day,
you have won a free subscription to Reason magazine. What did you
expect, a bomb?"
Wayne, the reason I brought up the 9/11 Commission is because
you asserted that every person laughing at the Boston police would
also criticize them if a real attack took place in Boston and they
failed to present it.
To show you that your assertion was false, I claimed that I would
not do that, and used my reaction to the 9/11 Commission as an
example of my not doing that.
And if you think it's appropriate for returning National Guardsmen
to police Boston as though it were Baghdad, you're a dangerous
person. It's that simple. When do the door kick-ins, arbitrary
detentions, and the gang rapes start? Let me know in advance so I
can make sure I'm not in Mass that week.
"Personally, the lesson I'm taking away from all this is that no
matter how much the bomb squads like to brag about their expertise
and fancy equipment, they really have no idea what the fark they're
looking for."
I think you are probably right, to an extent. Some things would
appear to me to have more bomb potential than other things. The key
thing you have to have is a detonator of some kind. That argues for
a timer, or a radio, or a sensor of some sort, i.e. electronics of
some sort (probably). What would be criminally negligent would be
to recognize something that has the clear potential to be a bomb
and has no other clear and obvious explanation and to do nothing to
counter it.
Fluffy,
I am not implying that the police should act as if Boston is
Baghdad. I merely pointed out that these guys were probably quite
sensitive to IED looking things.
I also want to say shame on you for the, "When do the door
kick-ins, arbitrary detentions, and the gang rapes start?" remark.
You don't deserve the safety you enjoy if you believe such a
thing.
If I were a bad guy trying to plant a bomb, I wouldn't hide it
in an object that is designed to attract attention. I'd make it as
innocuous as possible.
Hell, if I were a criminal of any sort I'd choose gear
that blends in rather than gear that attracts attention.
Hey, the gang rapes thing was a rhetorical cheap shot, but a
pretty irresistible one.
But I stand by the door kick-ins and arbitrary detentions
part.
I can accept, though, that you were saying that personnel returning
to civilian police work might be ultra-sensitive to potential bombs
on the roadside, and not saying that we should expect domestic
police work to be completely militarized to the scale seen in
Baghdad.
Wayne:
You act within the framework of your reality...or circumstances.
Quick reminder: we're not in Baghdad. For instance, if I were a
soldier, at war in a dangerous urban environment, I'd move from
place to place with extreme caution as if there were snipers about.
But when I take my five-year-old to the park in my suburban
neighborhood, I don't move in the same way, get it?
It is the job of the police to be cautious, and to prepare for
the worst. We don't live in Mayberry anymore.
See above. If every 'unknown object' is treated like a bomb, the
police-industrial complex will lose perspective on how to act when
the device isn't a bomb. Case in point, the police, more and more,
now use high-intensity, no-knock SWAT raids for almost every
situation. As a result, the police can no longer tell the
difference between an unarmed teenager who might have swiped a
PS3 from a derranged, heavily armed nutcase with hostages and
bombs strapped around his waist.
That is why police treating every unknown device as if it were a
nuclear bomb is a Bad Thing(tm).
"If every 'unknown object' is treated like a bomb,..."
Paul,
I am obviously not being clear, or you guys are so blinded by your
own visions of the police as the gestapo that you are not reading
what I say.
I am not saying that the police should treat every unknown object
as a bomb, nor do I think that they are doing so. It seems entirely
reasonable to me though to treat an electronic device intentionally
attached to a column that supports a bridge with some suspicion,
especially since there was no apparent explanation for the device
that was reasonable. The cops probably said to one another, "I am
not gonna touch that thing, you get it down and figure out what it
is...". Maybe they should have called Reason magazine to send in
the bomb experts from the H&R blog?
"That is why police treating every unknown device as if it were a
nuclear bomb is a Bad Thing(tm)." I agree. Having the police treat
every unknown device that looks like a nuclear bomb as if it might
be a nuclear bomb is a Good Thing, especially if it actually turns
out to be a nuclear bomb.
I am as opposed to no-knock SWAT raids as anybody here, so you can
drop that line of obfuscation.
Fluffy, kudos to you for disowning your remark.
Wayne, I don't think the problem is really one of the police
turning into a gestapo.
I think the problem is that we no longer seem able to rely on
anyone demonstrating enough sense to say, "Guys, I don't think we
really need to blow up this pedestrian meter."
And I don't think this is a result of police militance. I think it
is because security has been elevated above sense.
Not to bring up the 9/11 Commission again, but I think the
continual scapegoating that has gone on since that time ["It's the
FBI's fault! It's the CIA's fault! Bush kept reading 'My Pet
Goat'!" They should have all known!"] has contributed to an
atmosphere where it's safer for law enforcement personnel just to
act as if every potential threat, no matter how absurd, is the real
thing. Right now, the guy who blows up the DOT device isn't going
to get into career trouble, but the guy who doesn't just might,
because if it blows up later he's going to be scapegoated even if
the odds were millions to one against the object being anything
dangerous. While this remains the case, police overreaction will
remain the norm. And the more time that passes with this being the
case, the worse it's going to get, and the more intolerable for
anyone who doesn't find it pleasant to live in an open air
prison.
I agree that the tension level has increased. Twenty years ago
it would be absurd to suspect a bomb if you notice a suitcase
unattended in a public place. Today it is not so absurd.
Probably 999 times out of 1000 it will turn out to be somebody's
dirty laundry, but in light of world events even ordinary people
are suspicious. Cops are supposed to be suspicious.
Wayne:
I am not saying that the police should treat every unknown
object as a bomb, nor do I think that they are doing so.
No, wayne you didn't literally say that, you merely alluded to it.
From the original message to which I responded:
In Baghdad, bombs of many types are used daily to kill lots and
lots and lots of people. Many times these bombs are placed at
places of worship, almost always mosques. In almost all cases these
bombs are placed so as to kill and maim as many as possible,
whether at a mosque or a Catholic church or a market.
It is the job of the police to be cautious, and to prepare for
the worst. We don't live in Mayberry anymore.
Both those statement, in relation to eachother can be reasonably
interpreted to conflate the situation in Baghdad with what the
Boston police were facing in their discovery of a lighted mooninite
sign. Especially when adding the second part of your statement
referring to "preparing for the worst", I interpreted that as the
police should treat every situation as if they were in...Baghdad.
Therefore, my no-knock SWAT raid analogy fits like a glove and is
not (as you suggest) obfuscation.
The police use these no-knock raids with the clear and verbose
justification that they're "preparing for the worst." The
suggestion being, of course, that as they prepare to serve a
warrant on a teenager who allegedly stole a Playstation 3 machine,
that the worst case scenario is that the apartment is filled to the
rafters with gun wielding ne'r-do-wells, prepared to sing with the
choir invisibule, rather than be taken alive.
The whole point being, that even when preparing for "the worst",
some amount of context must be taken into account. It's precisely
this lack of context, and lack of human intelligence being applied
by police. I re-submit: every unknown object is a bomb, everyone a
dangerous criminal waiting to kill a cop. It's not making us safer,
it's just making everyone more paranoid.
Twenty years ago it would be absurd to suspect a bomb if you
notice a suitcase unattended in a public place.
Not entirely true, Wayne. Perhaps you meant to say "100 years
ago?"
I remember at the ripe old age of sixteen years old while riding in
the London tube, wondering why there were signs all over the place
giving very clear instructions about what to do if you found
unattended luggage. "Wow," I thought, "these Londoners really care
about when people lose some baggage, how polite they are
here."
The year: 1984.
Some people have lived with the constant threat of random bombs
blowing up. You adjust, and you try to remain orderly about
it.
In fact, it's not even that the Boston police were concerned it was
a bomb, it was the entire charade that was the problem. Had the BP
simply cordoned off an area relative to the realistic blast radius
of such a small device and gone through the normal discovery
process, we wouldn't be talking about it.
"Oh, so you're a bomb expert", I can already hear people saying.
Well, no, I'm not (although I do have experience with some
explosives), but apparently, the Boston Police are lacking that
expertise as well. Maybe they should hire someone to avoid this
situation in the future?
"It seems entirely reasonable to me though to treat an
electronic device intentionally attached to a column that supports
a bridge with some suspicion, especially since there was no
apparent explanation for the device that was
reasonable."
Yes, the fact that the LED characters on the "suspicious objects"
also happened to be plastered all over town on GIANT
FUCKING BILLBOARDS with the [Adult Swim] logo
certainly wouldn't have given them a clue.
Real bunch of Sherlock's ya got there.
"every unknown object"
Ever look at newspaper vending machines? Many of them have enclosed
bases that you can only look into when you open the machine to get
a paper (they usually have cement blocks or bricks for ballast).
Why aren't the police blowing up these highly suspicious
objects?
Because it would be silly (and they probably don't have enough
explosive).
"I remember at the ripe old age of sixteen years old while
riding in the London tube, wondering why there were signs all over
the place giving very clear instructions about what to do if you
found unattended luggage. "Wow," I thought, "these Londoners really
care about when people lose some baggage, how polite they are
here."
The year: 1984."
Paul, I was talking about the US twenty years ago, not Europe. I
would like to say thanks for reinforcing my "context" argument
though. London was in the middle of the IRA bombings at that point
so Londoners were acutely aware of potential bombs... CONTEXT! You
were a dumb 16 year old American with no exposure to bombs and were
amazed at how polite Londoners are... CONTEXT!
"Some people have lived with the constant threat of random bombs
blowing up. You adjust, and you try to remain orderly about
it."
Yeah, well said, I agree.
"Especially when adding the second part of your statement
referring to "preparing for the worst", I interpreted that as the
police should treat every situation as if they were
in...Baghdad."
Paul,
Your interpretation is wrong.
"The police use these no-knock raids with the clear and verbose
justification that they're "preparing for the worst." The
suggestion being, of course, that as they prepare to serve a
warrant on a teenager who allegedly stole a Playstation 3 machine,
that the worst case scenario is that the apartment is filled to the
rafters with gun wielding ne'r-do-wells, prepared to sing with the
choir invisibule, rather than be taken alive."
I guess I will address this one time. No knock raids are almost
entirely a bad idea because they are mostly unnecessary. It would
be simpler, safer and more effective to make the needed arrests
elsewhere. Police also apparently often ignore the context (there
is that word again) when they conduct a no-knock raid, e.g. the
Atlanta police bring in the swat team to raid the home of an 80
year old woman.
Paul, now I have addressed the no-knock raid thing. We apparently
agree on this, which makes me doubt that I am right on the issue.
Anyway, let's drop the no-knock raid thing as it is a waste of time
in this discussion.
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