Headline of the Week

The clear winner is this press release from the Christian Communication Network: "Bible Curriculum Demonstrates Public Schools Are End Time Battleground." (That oughta liven up those pep rallies.) But I'll give a special honorable mention to GovExec.com for "Dems seeking retroactive coverage for hurricane victims." Yes, they mean retroactive "insurance" coverage. Maybe they could retroactively evacuate the city while they're at it.