Howard Dean: "The few Republicans who do an honest day's work are prostitutes."

Well, not exactly.

The bully boys over at Hatemonger's Quarterly prophesy what the embattled head of the Democratic National Committee will say next. Besides the above, other imagined bon mots include "Orlando, Florida is hotter than a Puerto Rican Ferrari" and "The only thing I hate more than closemindedness is people who disagree with my opinions."

Whole bit, which gets less funny as it goes on (only being honest) here.

Dean may be taking heat for his recent blabberings, but his entertainment value–the last thing we can demand from politics in this country, since substantive debate and liberatory medical policies seem off the table–is unparalleled.