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Louis F. Is Not My Lover

Early reports that Michael Jackson now shares his bed with the Nation of Islam are starting to look more ... murky. For now let's call this one an open question.

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|12.30.03 @ 1:00AM|

no, beatles = radiohead

or maybe tiny tim, RIP :)

|12.30.03 @ 1:30AM|

Damn. I guess the rhinestone bowtie is out, huh?

Lonewacko: I Blogged Across Am|12.30.03 @ 2:15AM|

[Insert MJ-on-Crenshaw-selling-Bean Pies sight gag here.]

|12.30.03 @ 2:32AM|

I had the Michael Jackson/NOI thing pegged when he called Tommy Mottolla "very, very, very, devilish."

|12.30.03 @ 2:40AM|

Equencoo Ocha!

|12.30.03 @ 7:23AM|

Hey, maybe this could be a good thing. Cat Stevens might come back covering some songs from the Beatles catalog. On the other hand, be prepared to hear Hey Jude and The Long and Winding Road used to sell toilet paper now.

StMack|12.30.03 @ 9:00AM|

Anon,

That would be fine with me. If there is anyone or group less musically relavent than Michael Jackson, its the Beatles.

Kevin Carson|12.30.03 @ 10:53AM|

Isn't Michael Jackson a White Devil?

My God, even the evil Dr. Yacoub couldn't turn a black man white in a single lifetime!

|12.30.03 @ 12:34PM|

"That would be fine with me. If there is anyone or group less musically relavent than Michael Jackson, its the Beatles."

Of course, you are entitled to your opinion. But if you dis the Beatles, I will declare a Cat Stevens jihad on your ass.

Beatles = 1 super genius, 1 genius, 2 extremely gifted musicians

A group today (take your pick) = WTF?

Jesse Walker|12.30.03 @ 12:39PM|

I assume the "super genius" is Ringo.

StMack|12.30.03 @ 12:46PM|

Beatles = Back Street Boys

|12.31.03 @ 10:33AM|

The Nation of Islam is too normal for Michael. He needs a really weird religion, a space-alien cult, something along that lines.

Pedraza Aurora|9.10.04 @ 2:09AM|

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